Uncle Murda Facts!

[Crazy_Serbian]

Uncle Murda once visited the British Virgin Islands, Now, they're called the British Islands.

Uncle Murda doesn't play god, because playing is for children. God, however, plays Uncle Murda.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Uncle Murda could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Uncle Murda does not dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Uncle Murda.

You don't insult Uncle Murda, you're already dead.

Uncle Murda has two speeds; Walk, and Kill.

Uncle Murda is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Uncle Murda is what really killed the dinosaurs

Uncle Murda killed Kenny, you bastard.

Uncle Murda knows the last digit of pi...but he's not telling.

When Uncle Murda does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Uncle Murda' tears can cure any known disease. Too bad he has never cried.Ever.

Uncle Murda is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. It is rumored that her impregnation could have caused her death, as well.

Freddy Kruegar had a nightmare of Uncle Murda.

Jesus walked on water, Uncle Murda walked on Jesus.

Uncle Murda does not read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Uncle Murda never learns. He already knows.

Crop circles are Uncle Murda' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down

Uncle Murda is the only man ever to have had sex with Mother Nature.

Uncle Murda once kicked a football. Today its called the Halley's comet.

Uncle Murda once played a game of roulette in a casino, and bet on blue. He won.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Uncle Murda 3. Cancer

Uncle Murda does not sleep. He waits.

Uncle Murda can slam a revolving door.

Uncle Murda counted to infinity - twice.

When Uncle Murda falls in water, Uncle Murda doesn't get wet. Water gets Uncle Murda.


Uncle Murda doesn't actually write rhymes, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

It takes Uncle Murda 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Uncle Murda doesn't believe in Germany.

Uncle Murda can touch MC Hammer.

Uncle Murda played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Uncle Murda pajamas.

Uncle Murda doesn't play god. Playing is for children

Uncle Murda wears a live rattlesnake as a condom
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Uncle Murda can judge a book by its cover.

Uncle Murda does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Uncle Murda invented the internet… just so he had a place to store his porn.

[King Jaffe Joe]

somewhere Chuck Norris is suddenly missing his gimmick...

[Ceno229]

when was the last time u seen some p.u.s.s.y without the words buffering before u saw it?

[I Got It]

Lmao

[King Jaffe Joe]

Originally Posted by Ceno229

when was the last time u seen some p.u.s.s.y without the words buffering before u saw it?

trying to relive the glory days of the last post you had that made a impact?
sh!t wasnt that funny the 1st time. only aliases laughed...

[Wolfe]

Originally Posted by Crazy_Serbian

Uncle Murda once visited the British Virgin Islands, Now, they're called the British Islands.

Uncle Murda doesn't play god, because playing is for children. God, however, plays Uncle Murda.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Uncle Murda could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Uncle Murda does not dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Uncle Murda.

You don't insult Uncle Murda, you're already dead.

Uncle Murda has two speeds; Walk, and Kill.

Uncle Murda is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Uncle Murda is what really killed the dinosaurs

Uncle Murda killed Kenny, you bastard.

Uncle Murda knows the last digit of pi...but he's not telling.

When Uncle Murda does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Uncle Murda' tears can cure any known disease. Too bad he has never cried.Ever.

Uncle Murda is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. It is rumored that her impregnation could have caused her death, as well.

Freddy Kruegar had a nightmare of Uncle Murda.

Jesus walked on water, Uncle Murda walked on Jesus.

Uncle Murda does not read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Uncle Murda never learns. He already knows.

Crop circles are Uncle Murda' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down

Uncle Murda is the only man ever to have had sex with Mother Nature.

Uncle Murda once kicked a football. Today its called the Halley's comet.

Uncle Murda once played a game of roulette in a casino, and bet on blue. He won.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Uncle Murda 3. Cancer

Uncle Murda does not sleep. He waits.

Uncle Murda can slam a revolving door.

Uncle Murda counted to infinity - twice.

When Uncle Murda falls in water, Uncle Murda doesn't get wet. Water gets Uncle Murda.


Uncle Murda doesn't actually write rhymes, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

It takes Uncle Murda 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Uncle Murda doesn't believe in Germany.

Uncle Murda can touch MC Hammer.

Uncle Murda played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Uncle Murda pajamas.

Uncle Murda doesn't play god. Playing is for children

Uncle Murda wears a live rattlesnake as a condom
.
Uncle Murda can judge a book by its cover.

Uncle Murda does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Uncle Murda invented the internet… just so he had a place to store his porn.

Uncle Murda > Chuck Norris

[Crazy_Serbian]

Originally Posted by King Jaffe Joe

somewhere Chuck Norris is suddenly missing his gimmick...

it's much more funnier with Uncle Murda

[shakobe2.]

Originally Posted by King Jaffe Joe

trying to relive the glory days of the last post you had that made a impact?
sh!t wasnt that funny the 1st time. only aliases laughed...

lol

[King Jaffe Joe]

Originally Posted by Crazy_Serbian

it's much more funnier with Uncle Murda

agreed

[Thomas Hagen]

Originally Posted by Ceno229

when was the last time u seen some p.u.s.s.y without the words buffering before u saw it?

one trick pony

[BK's own:DollaBoy]

Originally Posted by Ceno229

when was the last time u seen some p.u.s.s.y without the words buffering before u saw it?

LOL @ This n!gga diggin' in his own trash bin for jokes.

[Fatal Reality]

im not even fukin with yall


a girl that fukked with uncle murda told me he brushes his teeth with gun powder

[BossBaller]

Uncle Murda is wack, fuck that nigga.

[shakobe2.]

Originally Posted by BossBaller

Uncle Murda is wack, fuck that nigga.

shut yo soft ass up i'll murder your uncle b1tch n1gga

[Fatal Reality]

Originally Posted by BossBaller

Uncle Murda is wack, fuck that nigga.

lol @ this f@g callin Uncle Murda

lemme guess where you live...


Idaho?