**Make a Gayme Verse** Thread................NO HOMO... i repeat NO HOMO
My life flash before my eyes, dr dre i love you/
me daydreamin in the studio, u singin 'i wanna fck you'
you was drinkin ol' english, drove here in the 6'4/
i had on a khaki thong, he 6 foot i'm 6'4/
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
we cuddlin in the sofa, like father like son/
put on some keith sweat, the game has begun/
me ridin dirrty, while u flippin the switch/
my ass like hydrolics, u screamin out 'my b!tch'/
this aint ghetto gaggers, i aint lacey duvalle/
doctor spray in my face, leave me like lacey duvalle/
an aftermath bootytalk, starrin andre and jayceon/
your diamond magnum in the mouf of hurricane jayceon/
you aint from indiana but you pacing/
you aint from houstin but you rockett racin/
spreadin my cheeks, like i split in half maurice/
my ass is the world, cum ova and make peace/
yo i'm from bompton, no not compton
where nigas will leave your brain to noodles like top ramen
see me and dre in the 64 bouncin like ballerinas
smackin these hoes up like ike did to tina
i come thru your hood like hurricane kartina
yea i fuk wit dre, yeah i fuk wit eazy
can't forget my niga e-40 fo sheezy my neezy
when me dre and eazy was all on tour, we was bored
so dre called up melissa ford
dre took the front, eazy took the back
me i just laid back and watched dre cum on melissas rack
I got a plate of fried chicken, 12 to be exact/
dre was the fattest, i added some mayo to dat/
next up was 50, he had one long bone/
best i tasted, this chicken had the throne/
next up was Banks, he was a little dry/
washed him down wid ol' english, shoulda bought popeyes/
then there was buck, southern fried flavor/
ate beef instead, i did my mouf a favor/
i switched it up and tried some hatian recipe/
l8r on it was hard to get that nucca out of me/
one was skinless, i named it eminem/
too cute for a compton, so i fed it to harlem/
Reppin': N!gga why you mad?? Oh, you can't do that??
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Rappin' 'bout '64 Implas about 400 millions ways,
I've been tryin' for days,
Yellin' G-U-NOOOT from the Bronx to the Bays,
Came a long way from strippin' on pole for my gays,
Day dreamin' the secret in the zippa of Dr. Dre's,
Put a Butterfly on my face to represent Grandma Mays,
Only to be laughed at by kids so I replaced it with LA's,
Tried to come up different routes even dissin Tammy Onay,
Just to be noticed, i'm screamin' NWA's,
Nah, i dont know them n!ggas,
Huh, i'm not a toe-to-toe n!gga,
Nah, I'm a ready to go n!gga,
Uh-huh, I'm the type to hear gun-shots and hug that flo' n!gga
Rappin' 'bout '64 Implas about 400 millions ways,
I've been tryin' for days,
Yellin' G-U-NOOOT from the Bronx to the Bays,
Came a long way from strippin' on pole for my gays,
Day dreamin' the secret in the zippa of Dr. Dre's,
Put a Butterfly on my face to represent Grandma Mays,
Only to be laughed at by kids so I replaced it with LA's,
Tried to come up different routes even dissin Tammy Onay,
Just to be noticed, i'm screamin' NWA's,
Nah, i dont know them n!ggas,
Huh, i'm not a toe-to-toe n!gga,
Nah, I'm a ready to go n!gga,
Uh-huh, I'm the type to hear gun-shots and hug that flo' n!gga
UGGGHHHHHH
Katrina gave head with some hurricanes on/
its my shoe!!!! put some hurricanes on/
dr dre i cant stop thinkin about you/
why my brain like this, like this, like this/
my sperm like mims, its small and chunky/
knock u out like kimbo, wake up smellin funky/
i'm a fckin monkey, on the planet of apes/
FCK ALL NUCCAS IN BATHING APES/
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
i'm a confused bear, im bi-polar/
compton, 6-4, dre
Reppin': KC, L.A., funk & other stuff you don't care about.
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*puts on the "Dreams" instrumental*
Yo:
I was born under a palm tree
6 months premature, but 8 lbs- no screaming, walked out calmly
The sky was red that day- God made me a Blood,
an angel told my mother to raise me in that way
My set never dip off Santana Blocc
picture me in NY tryin' to high-tail it out of Rucker Pa'k
But i've seen all kind of crazy sh-t
you would classify as an urban legend like Tip
Been backstage wit hoes that like to make cum drip
and some niguchs out that like to do the same
I can tell Wayne don't need bills to make it rain
Junior Mafia is chippendales, I put you on Game
Gangbangin' is still active, i'll put you on tha set
Foo' gettin' jumped in behind his ears he's wet
so while i'm puffin' blunts and drinkin' Tanqueray
i'm wonderin' where all the groupies went, it's just me and Dre...
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