Post Differences Between Black People's & White People's Dogs
My auntie's 3 month-old yorkie or whatever it is because they don't know what it is either. She one of them small fluffy dogs. Anyway, she licked me on my mouth. Straight up jumped up and was licking my mouth nicca was like eww I kept trying to avert my head. I wasn't expecting that to happen because it was so small. Hyperactive creatures yo. It softened my gangter up just a little. She's a cutie. But yeah afterwards I was thinking, why did this dog do that? Then I remembered my auntie's half white and her hubbie is white so I was like oh sh!t they raising it like a white person's dog no wonder Cause when I go to black people's house, that shit NEVER happens. It's always the white doggies that do it.
Sometimes I think white people be fugging they pets or something, no offense bella/femme fatale but white people buy all this unnessary **** for their pets like sweaters, doggie doors, etc. I've yet to meet one black person that spoils a dog as much as a white person. For white people a dog is their best friend, it doesn't matter. They will spend as much money as possible to get their pets primped up, but black people don't do **** for their pets. I know when I had a dog, I remember not even playing with him for a year. We let that n1gga stay in the backyard for ever and we never took him to a pediatritian, all we did was give him food, water and a dog house. Looking back, the way we treated the dog was neglectful. I think all that inactivity turned my dog crazy.
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We let that n1gga stay in the backyard for ever and we never took him to a pediatritian, all we did was give him food, water and a dog house. Looking back, the way we treated the dog was neglectful. I think all that inactivity turned my dog crazy.
My fam has always taken good care of our dogs. Taken them to the vet, kept them free from fleas, fed, AND played with them. Kissing them tho, we don't play dat sh!t. So the dog doesn't try it.
i never understood why would you get a dog if it stayed outside all day. and dog licking your mouth thing, i rather let my dog kiss me on the mouth than stick my tongue in a chicks ass. you nigguhs know who you are, smh.
White people dogs are such a pleasure, so dainty, almost like they got a smile on they face...prolly cuz they stayed up all night open mouth kissin their owner and eating caviar.
Black people dogs are depressed as hell, can't come inside the house, one a them mafuggaz asked me for change the other day.
Im black, my dog stays inside the house, but not on the couch tho. I wont let the dog in my room anymore because she used to fart right next to my bed and kill me
Man once a black dog gets in the house that one time a month that n*gga acts a damn fool. I swear my old dog would run in every room fast as hell then jump on the couch, all the beds, the chairs, the tables, run down the stairs then right back up in like 20 seconds. Its like you wanna let him in but he acts like a f*kkin idiot that you put his ass right back outside.
A black dog is not gonna sit his ass down beside the couch and watch tv. Naw, this dude in my spot on the damn couch. Then i cant f*kkin move without him jumping up and running around the house like a f*kkin idiot again. Then his big ass dont even know how to just put his head on you. This clown jumping on me full on and his nuts all near my face and sh*t.
Man once a black dog gets in the house that one time a month that n*gga acts a damn fool. I swear my old dog would run in every room fast as hell then jump on the couch, all the beds, the chairs, the tables, run down the stairs then right back up in like 20 seconds. Its like you wanna let him in but he acts like a f*kkin idiot that oyu put his ass right back outside.
A black dog is not gonna sit his ass down beside the couch and watch tv. Naw, this dude in my spot on the damn couch. Then i cant f*kkin move without him jumping up and running around the house like a f8kkin idiot again. Then his big ass dont even know how to just put his head on you. This clown jumping on me full on and his nuts all near my face and sh*t.
What kind of dog do you have?
Growing up, I've noticed its just a normal thing to leave the dog outside for any race. Dogs are supposed to keep peeps from stealing stuff or breaking in. They should keep your neighbor from borrowing lawn equipment without your permission, prevent solicitors like Jehovah Witnesses from waking you up early in the morning to talk about Yaweh, keep the neighbor's kid from playing with your own kid's toys and breaking them, keep that kid from hurting himself and his parents from suing you just cause he hurt himself on your property, keep peeps from stealing your bike or your kid's bike, keep peeps from stealing your newspaper, keep Peeping Tom's away from windows, alert whoever is asleep in the house that someone has pulled up and help deter your house from getting robbed. Sh!t its a lot of good reasons to keep dogs outside. That's why they make dog houses. Let him jump up and down on his own couch. He can lick his balls all he wants, as long as he isn't doing it in your face.
Im black, my dog stays inside the house, but not on the couch tho. I wont let the dog in my room anymore because she used to fart right next to my bed and kill me
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Post Differences Between Black People's & White People's Dogs
I kept trying to avert my head. I wasn't expecting that to happen because it was so small. Hyperactive creatures yo. It softened my gangter up just a little. She's a cutie. But yeah afterwards I was thinking, why did this dog do that? Then I remembered my auntie's half white and her hubbie is white so I was like oh sh!t they raising it like a white person's dog no wonder 
Cause when I go to black people's house, that shit NEVER happens. It's always the white doggies that do it.
