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Old 05-23-07, 12:13 AM
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Default Supermodel: I Date Ugly Men Cuz Most Good-looking Men R Selfish, Boring & Bad In Bed

Ugly men try harder. They care more about you and treat you like a princess. Good-looking guys are self-obsessed. That’s not attractive.’

MEET the women who find rippling muscles and chiselled good looks a complete turn-off.

Slicking on another layer of lipgloss, Selena Maria slings her bag over her shoulder and struts into the bar.

A sea of dark, handsome heads turn to ogle her. Jaws drop and good-looking men raise their eyebrows or move in to offer her a drink.

But Selena walks on by. She only has eyes for one man. He’s waiting for her in a dark corner. He’s not one of the handsome guys in sharp suits. He’s not even ‘average’.

He’s bald and podgy, with a pock-marked face, and is easily the ugliest man in the room. She sidles into the chair next to him.

‘Hi, gorgeous,’ she purrs. The man’s gargoyle face breaks into a toothless smile.

The good-looking men know they don’t stand a chance.

Selena has dated her fair share of hunks, but has given up on gorgeous guys because they’re dull – both in and out of bed.

‘I can’t imagine anything more boring than classic handsome looks,’ she says. ‘I prefer no teeth, baldness and piercings to model looks. I like celebs such as Adrien Brody and Mackenzie Crook rather than Brad Pitt.

‘Ugly men try harder. They care more about you and treat you like a princess. Good-looking guys are self-obsessed. That’s not attractive.

read more...and see the pics here

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,1...230354,00.html
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Old 05-23-07, 12:19 AM
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no wonder ive been gettin so much supermodel puzzy lately
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Old 05-23-07, 12:33 AM
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them sorry hoes is supermodels?
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Old 05-23-07, 12:34 AM
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I always prefer the "diamond in the rough" to the typical/model cat, but I'm gonna have to draw my line @ "toothless" ....not cute lmao
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Old 05-23-07, 12:35 AM
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Old 05-23-07, 12:35 AM
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I was expecting some pictures of some bad ass women.
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Old 05-23-07, 12:37 AM
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self-absorbed people bore me
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Old 05-23-07, 12:37 AM
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Old 05-23-07, 12:38 AM
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the hell

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Old 05-23-07, 12:49 AM
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Whoever said supermodels are supposed to be some sort of authority on what makes good-looking and ugly people interesting?? They're too skinny anyhow.
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Old 05-23-07, 12:50 AM
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Old 05-23-07, 12:51 AM
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Old 05-23-07, 12:52 AM
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Old 05-23-07, 12:56 AM
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lol i didn't read the whole thing, i read up to the toothless part and knew i need not read n e more
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props to seal for starting the ugly men trend for supermodels
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