Another season has come and gone and I feel empty inside. I can't believe it's over so soon just when it was just heating up! Oh well let me do the break down for this hour long episode.
1. Collie - bytch don't look surprised when they tell you that you've had the most sex in the house. As if there was anyone close enough to your mono-covered legacy to make it a competition. All her crying and commotion was a motherf#cking fake! SMH @ all of them running upstairs to see some gay sex.
2. Alex - LOL @ how much more civil he was acting this week. No more rude comments to collie or anything. Whether he admits it or not he was a little jealous of her talking to them Ausies last week.
3. Davis - damn dude I felt bad for cuz. Crying in front of everyone wanting to be straight? There's no crying in the club! If anything that makes you MORE gay! LOL @ Steve counseling him in his hour of need. Meanwhile Steve is plotting on the "slut runner-up" the same night. SMH @ his mom only coming out there to save face after disowning his ass. I think dude really set the gays back by f#cking that other dude. He has done a lot to set gays back this year. F#cking that other dude, talking shyt behind people's back, gossiping and kissing women in the club then being racist… I hope PJ breaks his heart.
4. Tyrie - seemed pretty cool this episode. LOL @ Collie considering him her "Protector". Other than getting arrested and almost choking a bytch Tyrie had a good run on the show.
5. Brooke - still crazy as hell. Speaking to the house? That's an inanimate object bytch. The house can't hear you. I always had a suspicion her parents were paid and when they sent that limo for her … I knew it. That's why she's crazy and scared to try anything. She's been sheltered her whole life. I bet her dad paid for them new tits too.
6. Jenn - LOL @ her giving Davis advice about cheating. HAHAAHHA! The hypocrisy of her and Steven trying to "preach" to Davis was off the unintentional comedy scale. LOL @ her trying to get with Steve just cause he finally showed her some attention. She's so insecure I think she was madd stand-offish to Steve just cause she thought he was judgmental. Once she found out he was down for some sex she came around. Her "man" took an "L" this season. Dude lost if he stays with her.
7. Steve - Merci be damned dude was out for that p#ssy. I always thought it was odd how mad Steve got at his boy and Jenn for hooking up. That's cause his scared ass probably always wanted to hit that but lacked the courage. Once his boy conquered those mountains I think he went through some anger and eventually wanted to see for himself. I kept thinking back to the scene in the kitchen when Jenn is trying to "help" Steven stay faithful by reminding him of Merci and he told her to shut the f#ck up.
Now all of a sudden he's cursing, sleeping in her bed and all this other shyt. Of course after he hits it he goes to church right? I bet Merci's dumbass is gonna stay too. Takes a special kind of fool to keep that relationship going. Steve is too impressionable and inexperienced to be trusted with someone's heart. Seems like the kind of guy that gets outside his normal routine and start snorting coke of stripper's backs.
7. Steve - Merci be damned dude was out for that p#ssy. I always thought it was odd how mad Steve got at his boy and Jenn for hooking up. That's cause his scared ass probably always wanted to hit that but lacked the courage. Once his boy conquered those mountains I think he went through some anger and eventually wanted to see for himself. I kept thinking back to the scene in the kitchen when Jenn is trying to "help" Steven stay faithful by reminding him of Merci and he told her to shut the f#ck up.
Now all of a sudden he's cursing, sleeping in her bed and all this other shyt. Of course after he hits it he goes to church right? I bet Merci's dumbass is gonna stay too. Takes a special kind of fool to keep that relationship going. Steve is too impressionable and inexperienced to be trusted with someone's heart. Seems like the kind of guy that gets outside his normal routine and start snorting coke of stripper's backs.
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Originally Posted by ginnal
The only people who care about golddiggers are people who cant affored em.
You see how high pitched Davis voice got when his bf told him to wait a couple of days so they could talk
Daps Stephen for smutting out Jenn....that nicca probably didnt tell his gf about Jenn til last nite when she saw the episode. and the look on Collie face when they said u had the most sex in the house.
yeah dude didn't even call. "i'ma talk to her when i get home" translated: I'ma break up with her before this airs.
I think Tyrie was the most civilized besides Stephen. I bet Alex still tryin to beat Colie as we speak after everything and everyone she went through on the show.
looking forward to the reunion...seems like Davis still trying to get at Brooke on the low.
-that was very interesting how the Stephen/Jen thing worked out towards the end.
-Jen or Colie shouldnt be in relationships.
-we all know now why Brooke acts that way. She is spoiled rotten.
-davis need to stop using liquour as a excuse for everything. The Real World exposed many of to 'normal gay' people. We saw that they all didnt fit into the steortype. Davis almost singlehandlely confirmed most of those sterotypes: promosicity, confusion on sexuality, bisexual but gay in the sense that he prefers me, and wanting to be straight.
looking forward to the reunion...seems like Davis still trying to get at Brooke on the low.
-that was very interesting how the Stephen/Jen thing worked out towards the end.
-Jen or Colie shouldnt be in relationships.
-we all know now why Brooke acts that way. She is spoiled rotten.
-davis need to stop using liquour as a excuse for everything. The Real World exposed many of to 'normal gay' people. We saw that they all didnt fit into the steortype. Davis almost singlehandlely confirmed most of those sterotypes: promosicity, confusion on sexuality, bisexual but gay in the sense that he prefers me, and wanting to be straight.
c/s all that. where you been all season? you could've been in these threads!
I just wrote a long ass response to this review but I took too long and SOHH signed me out and it was lost. I don't feel like writing it all again but basically I said...
Jenn is a slutbag.
Colie lost against Alex.
Brooke hasn't grown...she still needs help. Someone get her a therapist.
Stephen is a sellout, a liar and a hypocrite.
Tyrie is boring when he doesn't act like an angry black man...or an angry black gorilla.
Davis set gays back.
Alex won.
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The Real World 5/16: Season's over!
the look on Collie face when they said u had the most sex in the house.
