Y is it that no matta how hard u look/clean wifey alwayz finds da hair or scrunchie??
AIght so u know ur main jawn is comin' thru lata' or the next day so u invite da jump off to the crib u try to keep the activity on the futon but it eventually gets to the bed...
so u kick her out then u think to urself shyt wifey comin' so u take all the sheets off shake em look under da bed flip da mattress, tear it apart sew it back together again, get a black light scower the room, spray the bed wit fabreeze and shyt..
wifey comes in the room first thing she says is who's hair is this?
u like ... fuuuuukk! how da hell she spot that shyt so quick? they got a gift?
i remember one time my girl @ da time was chillin in the bed wit me and she says all calmy who's scrunchie is this....
i gave her the ill story about my roomate and his girl...
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Originally Posted by Bucket Head
My point is it's more entertaining to stalk girls in red dresses and run over homeless people yourself.Dont just read about it., live it.
my ex leaned over, kissed me, pulled back, looked at my head.. and proceeded to take the longest brown hair from the top of my head on some..
" Who's hairbrush you been using ? "
I made up something calmly, but we're not even together so I got little to explain to you bytch.
so why do u feel the need to even make something up, stupid?
Y'all dudes need to stop sh!tting where y'all eat, that's what motels are for.
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to chain-gang line chopping,
to be-bopping, to hip-hopping.
Blues People got the blue-chip stock options.
Invisible Man got the whole world watchin" - Mos Def
so why do u feel the need to even make something up, stupid?
cause I don't want to get into an argument with a unreasonable, emotional individual. I lied for the sake of my piece of mind and because I didn't wanna fukk up the rest of my day.
It's true. I'm a real honest dude, but certain people cause take the kind of honesty I'm prepared to give.
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Originally Posted by HalfAmazing
ok
You never lied JUST so you don't get into an argument? It's not gonna change anything. She knows what's up. I know what's up. I just threw some ambesol on the situation. When I see she can act like an adult, I'll sit and tell her anything she wants to know.
Yeah and we make sure dudes take all their shyt with them when they leave.
tru plus our jump-offs leave shyt around on purpose like they know where to leave shyt so another female will find it
lol @ my boy tellin me everytime his ex walked in the room she always walked in mad slow and surveyed the room lookin' for something out of the ordinary
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Originally Posted by Bucket Head
My point is it's more entertaining to stalk girls in red dresses and run over homeless people yourself.Dont just read about it., live it.
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Y is it that no matta how hard u look/clean wifey alwayz finds da hair or scrunchie??
fuuuuukk! how da hell she spot that shyt so quick? they got a gift?
