Malc: i'm now unbuttoning my salmon shirt
jay: arrgghh.. yeah your pink one... do it baby
Malc: nah bruh its salmon, i aint a f.a.g
jay: Malc what you doing now
Malc: im stroking my 208 inch penis which has the girth of the moon
Jay:
Malc: dont worry baby i'll be gentle
Jay: ummm ok...
Malc: here it comes...
Jay: it hurts... it hurts
Malc: take it... take it
Jay: i'll try... baby im trying for you
Malc: Im about to cum...argghhh... praise allah... arrgghhh... praise malcolm X... arrggghhh.... praise ali...wooo

... speak to ya tomorrow jay
Jay: coolio... i'll miss you
Malc: bye
Jay: bye
Malc: i said bye biatch
Jay: yeah bye... you hang up first
Jay: Bye
Malc: ok
*duuuuhhhhhhhhhh*
Jay: