I've just now figured out girls been using me as a lullaby.

[Argot Vie]

It's been many times girls will fall asleep while on the phone or hang up to go to sleep. What kind of shit is that? Anyone else have that happen to them?

[Ms. Poota]

they do it on purpose

they want you to be the last one you talk to before they go to sleep.

you should be happy to have that spot.

[Argot Vie]

This ninja told me to sing her a lullaby. I don't know any fukkin lullabys. I told her to go work-out, she said 'No I'm lazy' I said 'masturbate', she said 'no too tired' so I told her to lay in the tub. Growing up, I noticed that's what women did back in the day to relax when they were tired and couldn't go to sleep. They'd put up some candles, run their bubble bath, and chillax.

[Bushkilla]

Originally Posted by Argot Vie

This ninja told me to sing her a lullaby. I don't know any fukkin lullabys. I told her to go work-out, she said 'No I'm lazy' I said 'masturbate', she said 'no too tired'

Wtf....why u doin her favors when she cant even make a return?

[Argot Vie]

Originally Posted by Ms. Poota

they do it on purpose
they want you to be the last one you talk to before they go to sleep.
you should be happy to have that spot.

Oh okay. My voice isn't monotone so I couldn't see why.

[PhillyAsia]

Originally Posted by Argot Vie

It's been many times girls will fall asleep while on the phone or hang up to go to sleep. What kind of shit is that? Anyone else have that happen to them?

[LilNukka]

Sorry, can't relate.

[Argot Vie]

Originally Posted by Bushkilla

Wtf....why u doin her favors when she cant even make a return?

Assuming the worst to learn the impossible? Won't work here dummy

[10sion]

its the opposite

[Bushkilla]

Originally Posted by Argot Vie

Assuming the worst to learn the impossible? Won't work here dummy

You talkin b!tches to sleep, im fukkin em into a coma, who's the REAL dummy?

[badbadgirl]

Lmao i had no idea sum girls were doing that.

[Argot Vie]

Originally Posted by Bushkilla

You talkin b!tches to sleep, im fukkin em into a coma, who's the REAL dummy?

Gangsta

[Argot Vie]

Originally Posted by badbadgirl

Lmao i had no idea sum girls were doing that.

Yeah if they don't sleep they'll try to stay on all night or they'll masturbate while I'm talking.

[Mister Discotheque]

Originally Posted by Argot Vie

It's been many times girls will fall asleep while on the phone or hang up to go to sleep. What kind of shit is that? Anyone else have that happen to them?

Because you're a wack simp doorstop who finds no shame in holding girls on the phone against their will...

"alright i think im gonna go to bed..."
"b-b-b-but whyyyyyyyy... i j-just wanna talk to you..."
*drags the convo on for another hour*

Real niccas don't stay on the phone with a girl for more than an hour... and that's if they're smashing

[Argot Vie]

I wanna bust a nut too. How you gonna not tell me bout dat shit? This one girl used to do that a lot it got to the point where I used to hang up on her ass often. Most of the time that shits kinda cool in the beginning but it can get old quick. Bitch talking bout 'How you doing?' I'm like Bitch! You don't wannna know how I'm doing you just wanna finger yourself' Fuck outta here.