lol @ the "meeting" being a set up...
*Rod walks in room*
*notices he is the last one to walk in and the room falls dead silient*
*no one makes eye contact*
*there is only one empty chair at the end of the board table*
Rod's boss: Rod please have a seat
Rod's boss: Rod we aren't having a staff meeting today..
Rod: we're not?
*throws a pack of stabled documents @ Rod*
Rod's boss: You know what this is Rod?
Rod: No..
Rod's boss: we've been monitoring your online activities and this 507 page packet is a report of you spending over 600 hours of company time on the web..
Rod: