Steal from other films(especially Schwarzenegger
flicks). I thought we in The Squared Circle could think up some more WWE "Cinema-Entertainment(I know if they do movies for that long, Vince will come up with some horrible name for it) Extravaganzas."
Here's a few that would be right up the WWE's alley.
Film: False Truths
Starring: John Cena and Ashley Massaro.
Writers: VINCE MCMAHON, STEPHANIE MCMAHON, PAUL "HHH" LEVESQUE, SHANE MCMAHON, LINDA MCMAHON, MARISSA MCMAHON, AURORA ROSE LEVESQUE, DECLAN JAMES MCMAHON , KENYON JESSE MCMAHON , brian gewirtz
WWE announcer explains this Extravaganza in Cinema-Entertainment:
This summer WWE films takes you on a journey never been seen before in Cinema-Entertainment. Just a normal all American family, Harry and Helen Titan, RIGHT!!!!(dramatic pause) WRONG!!!! Harry is an all American good guy Freedom Fighter. Fighting for freedom and justice against all bad guy evil terrorists. It's all going good until Helen finds out that he is a Freedom Fighter. Now these two wonderful Patriots will have to serve justice on these terrorists together. In this action packed Cinema-Entertainment Extravaganza. FALSE TRUTHS.... Coming to theaters near you, this Summer....
Film: Preschool FBI
Starring: Bobby Lashley
Writers: VINCE MCMAHON, STEPHANIE MCMAHON, PAUL "HHH" LEVESQUE, SHANE MCMAHON, LINDA MCMAHON, MARISSA MCMAHON, AURORA ROSE LEVESQUE, DECLAN JAMES MCMAHON , KENYON JESSE MCMAHON , brian gewirtz
WWE announcer explains this Extravaganza in Cinema-Entertainment:
Meet good guy all American hero Bobby Kimble. He is a Freedom Fighter, fighting for truth, justice, and the American way. He is an All-American freedom fighter FBI Agent. All is good until...(Dramatic pause) Terrorist drug dealers who want to destroy all Americans come into the picture. To find these anti-freedom evil terrorists, our good guy American hero Freedom Fighter, has to do something he never thought he would. Teach preschool. Yes Bobby Kimble may be a hero Freedom Fighter, but he also has a soft spot for kids. Watch Mr. Kimble teach the kids many great American patriot lessons. In this heart-warming Cinema-Entertainment Extravaganza... Preschool FBI.. Coming to theaters near you, this Fall....
Film: The Titanator(or they could call it something generic like "THE CYBORG")
Starring: Shane McMahon and Dave Batista
Writers: VINCE MCMAHON, STEPHANIE MCMAHON, PAUL "HHH" LEVESQUE, SHANE MCMAHON, LINDA MCMAHON, MARISSA MCMAHON, AURORA ROSE LEVESQUE, DECLAN JAMES MCMAHON , KENYON JESSE MCMAHON , brian gewirtz
WWE announcer explains this Extravaganza in Cinema-Entertainment:
In the future the evil anti-American terrorists have won. There is no freedom, there is no apple pie, there are no smiles. They hate freedom... These evil anti-freedom terrorists have created machines, that even though they speak arabic, call "Titanators". But one of these "Titanators" is sent back in time, to save future freedom fighter good guy hero American, Shane Conner. If you want Action, Suspense, and American freedom fighters serving justice to bad guy, evil, terrorists. THIS IS THE MOVIE FOR YOU.. THIS IS THE TITANATOR....
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Ma guerre des nerfs, parceque l'ignorance est nerf de la guerre
On nous dit nous sommes tous freres, Dieu est lumiere
Mais on constate que la lumiere est etteinte...
Starring: Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, John Cena, and other various WWE Sports-Entertainers.
Writers: VINCE MCMAHON, STEPHANIE MCMAHON, PAUL "HHH" LEVESQUE, SHANE MCMAHON, LINDA MCMAHON, MARISSA MCMAHON, AURORA ROSE LEVESQUE, DECLAN JAMES MCMAHON , KENYON JESSE MCMAHON , brian gewirtz
WWE announcer explains this Extravaganza in Cinema-Entertainment:
WWE Sports-Entertainment is the revolutionary force in Entertainment. Watched by 97.3% of all Americans. Shane Madigan is one of those millions. He watches Sports-Entertainment all of the time wishing he could also be a Sports-Entertainer. (dramatic pause) BE CAREFUL FOR WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!!! Thanks to a magic Sports-Entertainment ticket, Shane Madigan now is a Sports-Entertainer going against some of the toughest Sports-Entertainers of all time. If that's not enough action, there's also an evil man named Ted Titan. That owns a rasslin promotion, with a huge corporation with predatory practices on his side, he is out to destroy the force in Sports-Entertainment that 97.3% percent of all American's love and worship. CAN HE BE STOPPED? Find out this Spring.. When Last Sports-Entertainer hits theaters..
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Steal from other films(especially Schwarzenegger
flicks). I thought we in The Squared Circle could think up some more WWE "Cinema-Entertainment(I know if they do movies for that long, Vince will come up with some horrible name for it) Extravaganzas."
Here's a few that would be right up the WWE's alley.
Film: False Truths
Starring: John Cena and Ashley Massaro.
Writers: VINCE MCMAHON, STEPHANIE MCMAHON, PAUL "HHH" LEVESQUE, SHANE MCMAHON, LINDA MCMAHON, MARISSA MCMAHON, AURORA ROSE LEVESQUE, DECLAN JAMES MCMAHON , KENYON JESSE MCMAHON , brian gewirtz
WWE announcer explains this Extravaganza in Cinema-Entertainment:
This summer WWE films takes you on a journey never been seen before in Cinema-Entertainment. Just a normal all American family, Harry and Helen Titan, RIGHT!!!!(dramatic pause) WRONG!!!! Harry is an all American good guy Freedom Fighter. Fighting for freedom and justice against all bad guy evil terrorists. It's all going good until Helen finds out that he is a Freedom Fighter. Now these two wonderful Patriots will have to serve justice on these terrorists together. In this action packed Cinema-Entertainment Extravaganza. FALSE TRUTHS.... Coming to theaters near you, this Summer....
Film: Preschool FBI
Starring: Bobby Lashley
Writers: VINCE MCMAHON, STEPHANIE MCMAHON, PAUL "HHH" LEVESQUE, SHANE MCMAHON, LINDA MCMAHON, MARISSA MCMAHON, AURORA ROSE LEVESQUE, DECLAN JAMES MCMAHON , KENYON JESSE MCMAHON , brian gewirtz
WWE announcer explains this Extravaganza in Cinema-Entertainment:
Meet good guy all American hero Bobby Kimble. He is a Freedom Fighter, fighting for truth, justice, and the American way. He is an All-American freedom fighter FBI Agent. All is good until...(Dramatic pause) Terrorist drug dealers who want to destroy all Americans come into the picture. To find these anti-freedom evil terrorists, our good guy American hero Freedom Fighter, has to do something he never thought he would. Teach preschool. Yes Bobby Kimble may be a hero Freedom Fighter, but he also has a soft spot for kids. Watch Mr. Kimble teach the kids many great American patriot lessons. In this heart-warming Cinema-Entertainment Extravaganza... Preschool FBI.. Coming to theaters near you, this Fall....
Film: The Titanator(or they could call it something generic like "THE CYBORG")
Starring: Shane McMahon and Dave Batista
Writers: VINCE MCMAHON, STEPHANIE MCMAHON, PAUL "HHH" LEVESQUE, SHANE MCMAHON, LINDA MCMAHON, MARISSA MCMAHON, AURORA ROSE LEVESQUE, DECLAN JAMES MCMAHON , KENYON JESSE MCMAHON , brian gewirtz
WWE announcer explains this Extravaganza in Cinema-Entertainment:
In the future the evil anti-American terrorists have won. There is no freedom, there is no apple pie, there are no smiles. They hate freedom... These evil anti-freedom terrorists have created machines, that even though they speak arabic, call "Titanators". But one of these "Titanators" is sent back in time, to save future freedom fighter good guy hero American, Shane Conner. If you want Action, Suspense, and American freedom fighters serving justice to bad guy, evil, terrorists. THIS IS THE MOVIE FOR YOU.. THIS IS THE TITANATOR....
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Originally Posted by makdafi
Film: Last Sports-Entertainer
Starring: Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, John Cena, and other various WWE Sports-Entertainers.
Writers: VINCE MCMAHON, STEPHANIE MCMAHON, PAUL "HHH" LEVESQUE, SHANE MCMAHON, LINDA MCMAHON, MARISSA MCMAHON, AURORA ROSE LEVESQUE, DECLAN JAMES MCMAHON , KENYON JESSE MCMAHON , brian gewirtz
WWE announcer explains this Extravaganza in Cinema-Entertainment:
WWE Sports-Entertainment is the revolutionary force in Entertainment. Watched by 97.3% of all Americans. Shane Madigan is one of those millions. He watches Sports-Entertainment all of the time wishing he could also be a Sports-Entertainer. (dramatic pause) BE CAREFUL FOR WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!!! Thanks to a magic Sports-Entertainment ticket, Shane Madigan now is a Sports-Entertainer going against some of the toughest Sports-Entertainers of all time. If that's not enough action, there's also an evil man named Ted Titan. That owns a rasslin promotion, with a huge corporation with predatory practices on his side, he is out to destroy the force in Sports-Entertainment that 97.3% percent of all American's love and worship. CAN HE BE STOPPED? Find out this Spring.. When Last Sports-Entertainer hits theaters..
Actually I typed everything you quoted out in no more than 10 minutes. Took about 8 for the first 3 movies, then I had to leave. The Last Sports-Entertainer took about a minute or so to type out.
Unlike you and those retards you "teach" I can type around 90 words a minute.
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