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Old 04-05-07, 08:53 AM
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Default Wife Pretends to Hang Herself for April Fools Day

Mr Lin, a Chinese businessman is divorcing his wife after her latest of many pranks went a little too far. When Lin returned home he found a dark object swinging from the roof. When he turned on the lights he found it was his wife.

Lin summoned police and staff from the property office assisted him in getting her 'corpse' down. "Suddenly, she sat up, started to laugh hysterically, and said this was my April Fool's Day present," said Lin.

"I can't stand the jokes and games anymore. She hides the dishes in the washing machine, or changes the lock on the door, so that I can only enter by giving the correct answer to some stupid questions, and so on," he continued.


sounds like she needs entertainment in her life
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Old 04-05-07, 08:56 AM
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"she hides the dishes in the washing machine"
wtf

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Old 04-05-07, 09:11 AM
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ol boy's girl just needed something else in her life, it was either the pranks or cheating.

and lol at hidding the dishers in the washing machine.

she sound kinda fun, maybe somebody else not uptight will appreciate her.
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Old 04-05-07, 09:14 AM
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Mr Lin, a Chinese businessman is divorcing his wife after her latest of many pranks went a little too far. When Lin returned home he found a dark object swinging from the roof. When he turned on the lights he found it was his wife.
Lin summoned police and staff from the property office assisted him in getting her 'corpse' down. "Suddenly, she sat up, started to laugh hysterically, and said this was my April Fool's Day present," said Lin.
"I can't stand the jokes and games anymore. She hides the dishes in the washing machine, or changes the lock on the door, so that I can only enter by giving the correct answer to some stupid questions, and so on," he continued.
sounds like she needs entertainment in her life
She'd get on my nerves.
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Old 04-05-07, 09:20 AM
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She'd get on my nerves.
right!...i'd mush that silly heffa

....i mean how did they get married if he's mr. stern...and she's mrs. goofyass?

....she prolly 18...and his ass is 50 or sum'n
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"she hides the dishes in the washing machine"
wtf
her bed game must have been wack
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she needs a beating
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now thats a woman with a sense of humor..

he should do a prank where she walks into the house one day and he's ontop of another woman banging the lights out of her and as soon as she opens the door he yells "he he... this is my prank"...!
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Old 04-05-07, 09:29 AM
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She was probably getting fukked - that's why she changed the door-locks - she was buying the person she was having an affair with some time by asking those questions.
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