You ARE a Racist when you.....

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are a waiter and lock urself in the bathroom when u see a black family walk in

put ur bag on the seat next to u on the bus cause it was raining outside and u dont want to sit next to a wet white person (smell like dogs)

sitting near a mexican at a restaurant and u dont put the tip on the table until u see the waiter approaching the table (MEXICANS steal!)