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Old 03-29-07, 03:00 PM
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Default Manning joke about Brady's baby-mama trouble left off SNL...

lol... that nugguh Peyton is a jokester...



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A joke about New England Patriots QB Tom Brady's pregnancy predicament - which was scheduled to be delivered by his arch-rival Indianapolis Colts QB Peyton Manning - was axed from last week’s “Saturday Night Live,” according to the BOSTON HERALD

Manning's monologue, told a story about visiting a Boston veterans hospital and being taunted by a Pats fan named Joe O’Malley. “What do Tom Brady and the circus have in common?” Peyton said Joe asked him. “They both have two more rings than you.”

According to writer Dan Shanoff, that was not how the joke originally went. In the dress rehearsal, Burlington homegal Amy Poehler was dressed in a Pats jersey and she is the one who delivered the “two more rings than you” line.

To which, Peyton replied “That’s not the ONLY thing he’ll have two more of . . .”
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Old 03-29-07, 03:03 PM
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Old 03-29-07, 03:56 PM
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LOL, that woulda been some even more funnier sh!t if he dropped that....

Like "Yeah, I just clowned myself by telling this joke but I'm throwing shots right back at them" lol
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Old 03-29-07, 03:59 PM
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peyton got personality, surprisingly
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im startin to respect the cracka.
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It was an ok episode Manning had this one line where he was talkin to kids I think and he was like "I mean...I'll kill a snitch...I don't care"
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Peyton is a funny dude..

All his Commercials are borderline hilarious to me

Especially CUT THAT MEAT.. LMAO

He def has more of a outgoing personality than Thong Gaydy
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I dont get it. Someone explain this joke.
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I dont get it. Someone explain this joke.
hmm brady has one kid on the way and perhaps another with another woman.

get it now?
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I dont get it. Someone explain this joke.


brady has 3 rings. so do circuses. thats 2 more than manning has.

the punchline is, brady will have two more kids than manning because of his recent baby mama drama. its a personal jab that i think brady would've probably laughed at had it aired, maybe not.
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you guys do know that peyton willfully left that remark about the kids out, right? it wasnt that it didnt air, he purposely didnt say it. it was written in the script, he used it during rehearsals, but when they were recording, he decided not to use it.

just thought i'd clear that up....
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