25 Worst Rap Lyrics
From Henry Adaso
Your Guide to Rap / Hip-Hop.
The Worst Rap Lyrics of All Time.
Twenty-five lyrical mishaps that made your favorite rappers wish they could go back in time and re-write their rhymes.
25. "Verse number 2 do the damn thang cubes on my neck pocket's full of Ben Franks."
-Yung Joc, "It's Goin' Down."
A classic case of saying...absolutely nothing.
24. "There's no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin' wit ya eyes closed?"
-Timbaland, "Get on the Bus"
Well, Tim, if I heard you rhyme like that all the time, I'd definitely sleep with my eyes and ears closed as well.
23. "I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."
Obviously, Canibus slept through 10th grade when they went over units of measurement.
22. "Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."
-Jay-Z, "It's Hot"
And, Jay-Z skipped all his Geography classes.
21. "*****s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex."
- Peter Gunz, "Deja Vu: Uptown Baby"
What are the odds that Cory Gunz ghostwrote this for his dad at age 9?
20. "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."
- Dr. Dre, "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang"
Aren't we glad that he eventually decided to hire some serious ghostwriters afterwards?
19. "When it's hot I'm duckin them people with my fire arm Look I be straight thuggin."
-Turk, "Trife Livin"
18."My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)"
- Redman "5 Boroughs"
Apparently, Reggie Noble's calculator is slightly different from ours.
17. "Don't try to treat me like I AIN'T FAMOUS My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus."
- Kanye West, "Gettin' It In"
Oh I get it: there's Libra, Saggitarius, Scorpio and then Uranus. And you say Kanye doesn't deserve to have his image displayed next to the word 'genius' in the dictionary?
16. "Hood n***a from Bankhead, I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana, dumpin' and punkin' monkeys."
- Young Dro, "Shoulder Lean"
With all the money T.I. made from King, you'd think he would at least invest in a decent ghostwriter for his protégé.
15. "When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets."
-LFO, "Summer Girls"
These guys graduated from the prestigious Vanilla Ice Institute of Hip-Hop and decided to try their hands at random word association. Extra points for recording one of the worst songs ever known to man.
14. "Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny."
- Cam'Ron, "5 Boroughs"
Someone should have promptly informed Cam that this choppy choppy rhyme thing is silly silly.
13. "I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo."
- Project Pat ("Ballers")
12. "If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."
- Master P ("Do You Know")
Let me get this right, New Year comes before Christmas? I see.
11. "It's like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous a*s punk."
-Prodigy ("Click Clack")
Rap doesn't inspire Prodigy anymore, so, he decides to bite Jodeci's lyrics.
10. "First family will gradually lift that a*s up like gravity."
- Lil' Fame (of M.O.P.) ("Half and Half")
9. "I like the way ya a*s move to the beat You a freak, that's summin you can be."
-J-Kwon ("Show Your Ass")
8. "Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus."
-Mase ("Can't Nobody Hold Me Down")
Now, that's the type of money I definitely don't wanna be messing with.
7. "I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."
-Chingy ("Balla Baby")
Wow, I didn't realize that China and Japan weren't even part of the Asian continent. Thanks Chingy.
6. "I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho."
-50 Cent ("Candy Shop")
Well, what do you expect from an artist whose stage moniker in itself constitutes a grammatical mishap?
5. "Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..."
-Foxy Brown ("Affirmative Action")
This holds the world record for the worst mathematics on a song.
4. "Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham."
-Ali G (Grillz)
No comments.
3. "D.D.T. the b**ch, I can go for some hours Let Parlae hit, together we like twin towers."
-Pimpin ("Freaky as She Wanna Be")
A bad joke gone badder.
2. "I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talkin. My glock cocked when I'm crawlin."
-Mike Jones ("Scandalous H**s")
What's next? I watch my ears when I'm hearing, I watch my sight when I'm seeing...?
1. "Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami All that loud talkin lyin save that sh*t for your mammy Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!"
-Trina ("Here We Go")
I dont kno why you lyin like u wouldnt send ya kids over to play...for half a billy i would probaly sell MJ the rights to my future seed Rumplestiltskin style.
23's on the truck, Ask me if I give a f*ck, Rally's on that 75, Rollin' up 85" - Lil Jon from Play No Games
We're kicking this off with the biggest cancer in the history of hip-hop music, Lil Jon, and his "Eastside Boyz". I mean, give me a break, these guys DO NOT make good music whatsoever and spend their time bullsh*tting about clubs. I mean, it's obvious they can't rap. Give me a break it doesn't even rhyme! However, let's just examine this line. Firstly, what in God's Name does this mean? What the heck is a Rally? Monster Trucks? And why did it change from 75 to 85? Wait a second, let's not forget that Lil Jon knows about 50 english words anyways, so I can see why this could be a problem. Ladies and Gentlemen, the world's only surviving Neanderthal.
"Gettin' head in the Bentley, read at one fifty" -- P. Diddy from Let's Get It Remix
Okay! I dont get it. Here it is, right HERE! Why did Puffy get off Innocent? This right here finds Puffy GUILTY of the club shooting in 2001, he's admitting it! IT'S RIGHT HERE YOUR HONOR! Because of this idiocy, Shyne went to jail and Pud Daffy is still out there giving us more and more of his awful, distasteful, uncreative music. It's amazing that you can shoot a girl, get her handicapped, and STILL get off easy if you have the money. This is a sick world we live in these days.
"Two-five on me, weed and crack stalk me" -- Ghostface Killah from We Made It
WELL DUH! If you smoke enough of it, of course you're going to get stalked. I mean... the old saying goes "never smoke weed or drink alone", but everybody knows that if you do enough of it you will NEVER be alone. PEOPLE WILL FIND YOU, and thats when all the bad things happen. I remember one time, i was alone, drunk... so what do I do? My Penis in the Burrito. Hey... I HAD TO TEACH IT A LESSON... Ok... Moving on...
"Flashin' gems, eight-and-a-half Tim state robber" -- Ghostface Killah from The Faster Blade
What? Run that by me again? If this has some sort of phoric speech to it, then I'd REALLY like to know why Ghost is robbing Tiny Tim. I mean, all the man has is a tiny guitar and a bad mullet. Eight and Half what? Well... if it's what I think it is, then I'm sure Ghost has a LOT more to brag about than robbing Tiny Tim. Now that I think about it, his name should be "Grossface Killah", cause he can be disgusting. Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire...
"You the Captain, I'm the Crunch" -- Master P from Hoody Hoo
Ahhh yes. Apparently so Percy. I guess he must be eating breakfast with Romeo once too many times. I could imagine what he was saying when he came up with this line. I bet Romeo was going to school, talk about "I love you dad", and Percy responds with "Ughhh... I'm the captain, you the crunch, like da cereal" and then of course, sonny boy says "Wow Dad! That's a hot line", and Percy responds with "... ughhh... Yeah" and the rest is history. One word... WHACK.
"Determined n*ggas make it, Kickin down the door and we burnin n*ggas naked" -- Jadakiss from We Gonna Make It
Okay... Perhaps I shouldn't say this, but Jada... do you mean with lubrication, or fire?
"38 revolve like the sun around the earth" -- Jay-Z from It's Hot (Some Like it Hot)
It's apparent to me that Jay-Z never really finished High... ermmm.. Middle School. I'm sure everybody knows by now that the Earth revolves around the sun, unless you're deaf or stupid. It's amazing that some of the dumbest people on Earth can be sooo rich and marry Beyonce, who rightfully belongs to me.
"I'm a sucker for cornrows and manicured toes" -- Nelly from E.I.
Hmmm... Last time I checked, when somebody gets their toes done, its called a PEDICURE! Then again, what can you expect from a man who wears a band-aid on his face without there being a cut underneath. Idiot...
"Took to the streets and did a lick and got quick paid" -- Master P from Mama's Bad Boy
Ahhh yes. Finally we have discovered what Master P's true occupation is. Master P is obviously a male hooker. I mean, read that line and tell me that it implies something else. However, honestly, I do NOT think that Master P licked any females, just by the way he said it on the song. I guess now we finally know the origin of "ughhhhhhhhhh".
"J-A-Y, know this, all you haters, Blow ****" -- Jay-Z from Money, Cash, Hoes
Honestly, there is nothing truly bizarre about this line, except the fact that it's just so unbelievably whack, that it isn't funny.
"Now here's a list of emcees that can kill you in eight bars, 50, umm Jay-Z and Nas" -- 50 Cent - Life's on Da Line
This right here is a liar liar pants on fire situation. 50 couldn't kill time. PERHAPS Nas could kill someone in 8 Bars, and last time i checked, 50 HIMSELF was ate up by Jay-Z with only ONE bar: "I'm about dollars so who the F*CK is 50 Cent?", in case any of you forgot. How can 50 Cent actually say he is a battle rapper? He doesn't battle, he doesn't spit punchlines, all he does is threaten to kill you. He's a moron. Jesus Christ... i wonder if 50 lost half a brain to match that half a jaw he lost... ooops.. YEAH I SAID IT!
"I predicted I'ma die squeezin, thuggin through the 5 seasons" -- Capone on You Can't Kill Me
Hmm... Let's count em up. Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall, and??? ahh yes.. Football Season. Of course. How could I forget? Please, allow me to hang myself.
"Ayo, we light a candle, run laps around the English channel, Neptunes got a cockerspaniel" -- Noreaga from Superthug
Riddle me this, Riddle me that... Who's else thinks Noreaga's whack? Why do those two lines make absolutely no sense and do not fit with each other? I know... because Noreaga is an IDIOT! One of the worst rappers alive delivers... yet again.
"Rikki Tikki Tavi, ya'll n*ggaz Duck Daffy" -- Rza from Fast Cars
Does this make any sense whatsover? Honestly, can you help laughing at something so weird. Rza the Abbott has left his original Wu sound and adapted Ghostface slang, mixing up words backwards so they can rhyme. Honestly, this line makes no sense, but it makes me laugh. I guess Rza watched a lot of cartoons as a child, before having his head smashed into a 20 inch television.
"Oh, whao, yo, ho, hold up, oh no, not me, not Marshall, You wanna see Marshall? I'll show you Marshall" -- Eminem from Don't Push Me
I take it Eminem has been going to 50 Cent or Juelz Santana's school for rhymes, cause Jesus Christ that is WHACK! Em makes himself sound like he is some kind of novice freestyle rapper, fumbling on verses and trying to rhyme. I mean seriously, that is WHACK. I sort of feel bad because Em is typically potent. This is almost as bad as his rhymes on the racial tape, which are more embarassing due to his lack of rhyme skills than of the slurs he spat. Keep workin at it Slim, I believe in you.
"Company Flow the toughest penis sucky sucky" -- El-P from Population Control
This right here makes me question El-P's sense. You know, sometimes i feel that El-Producto is a genius, while other times I feel he was dropped on his head as a child.... from a 3 story building.
"My paragraph alone is worth 5 mics, A 12 song LP, that's 36 mics!!!" -- Redman from 5 Boroughs
I guess my big problem with this is that 5 and 36 don't rhyme. Oh yeah... plus, Redman took Algebra about 7 times out of the 10 years he was in high-school. I love you Reggie, you're an ill emcee... but c'mon bro. Stick with the weed... it helps.
"Yeah, you may have more cash than me, but you don't have the skills to eat a n*gga's a** like me" -- Canibus from Second Round K.O.
One of my favorite emcees of all time pops up with a very homoerotic line. Now, I am NOT homophobic and I'm kind of sick of hearing people say that about me, but goodness, this line raises more than just a few eyebrows. What exactly does Canibus mean by this? Well... perhaps it would help if he followed it up with "Whatever turns you on, big boy". I'm sure LL would've loved that.
"If you don't bring back my mother f*ckin money or my mother f*ckin dope, you can forget about Christmas n*gga, cause you ain't gon even see new years" -- Master P from Do You Know
Hmmm... Last time I checked, New Years came AFTER Christmas. Percy must still be using the greek calendar, or he is just confused. Probably the latter, I mean, he actually THINKS he can play basketball, and make good music. Jesus... what a horribly stupid individual.
"A hundred thousand times one" -- Ghostface from Winter Warz
Following in the footsteps of Redman when it comes to being a genius mathematician, the "slang" strikes again. I bet this even had Raekwon the "Fat F*ck" Chef look at Ghost and be like "What the F*CK is you talkin about?". I mean... come on. A Hundred Thousand Times One... is... a Hundred Thousand. O.... K.... Moving on.
"My dad, he was a boxer god, and he was really was glad" -- Noreaga from Sometimes
Hmmmm... Read that line a few more times. That's right, its not a typing error. No No, that IS what NORE says: he was really was glad. Either Noreaga has been smoking a tad bit too much weed, or he skipped Elementary School more times than ever. Jesus, and I figured the gap between his teeth was the funniest thing about him, i seem to have forgotten about his, or lack there-of, rhyming skills. Fall into the Gap, Fall into the Gap, Fall into the Gap.
"I was dealt this hand, and I'ma play it with my poker face, On the block ready to POKE a face" -- Beanie Sigel from Where Have You Been
I'm sorry, but this is unbelievably whack. I know what he means by poke (with a knife yes), but gosh this is unbelievable. Talk about a lack of creativity and lyrical finesse. I'm pretty sure the only thing Beanie likes to poke is... well nevermind.
"Why you sleepin' with your eyes closed?" -- Timbaland from Get on the Bus
This is one good reason why I think that Timbaland needs to stick to producing whack beats instead of being a whack rapper. You wonder why I despise Mannie Fresh so much? Timbaland is pretty much horrible on the microphone, yes that has been established, but when he makes nonsensical lines like this, it makes me question his very intelligence. Either Timbaland slipped up (which he does quite often), or he's an owl. One or the other.
"Toys kissin muppets" -- Cam'Ron from Dipset Anthem
This right here stems from Cam'Ron watching Sesame Street right after a Pornography movie. Cam'Ron's childhood days were spent stealing pornography from his parents and excessive and painful masturbation while watching the Muppet Show. I kind of agree with Killa Cam a bit though, because that Ms. Piggy was pretty cute. I would've paid to see Kermit The Frog "pork" Ms. Piggy, no pun intended.
"Gimme whacha got for a Porkchop" -- Chingy from Right Thurr
Judging by Chingy's decline and the fact that he is so unbelievably whack that words cannot describe just how terrible of a rapper he is, It would appear that it be smart for him to look for another job whenever possible. Keeping this up will line Chingy up for a job in a tainted meat factory, or perhaps he'll take a big 7 pound piece of porkchop up his keister against his will when he goes to Prison. If only you could get arrested for being whack... darn.
"I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo" -- Project Pat from Ballers
You know, a lot of these emcees have troubled childhoods. Many people believe that this line stems from Project Pat playing the ever so popular board game as a child. I however, do not. I truly believe that this stems from Project Pat walking in on his mother in the middle of shower, then proceeding to make disgusting yet efficient german love to her, having his legs crushed by her 700 pound figure. Sorry Patrick, I'm sure you'll be ok one day.
"Okay, Okay, Okay, Ya'll can't f*ck with me, No Way" -- Juelz Santana from Dipset Anthem
This right here once again proves that THE ROC is, and always will be so far, the most overrated and talentless label in the history of rap music. Juelz Santana, being at 19 years old, seemingly can't spit within an inch of his life, and has a brain the size of a ballpoint pen tip. Juelz Santana loves to rhyme bullcrap, and then has the nerve to say he's the best later in the same song? No No No. Say it with me now... DIP-****, DIP-****, DIP-**** !!!
"I love you like a fat kid loves Cake" -- 50 Cent from 21 Questions
Of course, the most overrated line in the history of mankind. People with half a brain actually think this line is CLEVER, and I've got little girls coming up to me telling me he is sooo funny. Hello? HE IS WHACK. Not only is this line offensive towards overweight people, but it's just plain stupid, because fat kids like a lot more things than just cake, like for example, 50's sister's sweet and open vagina. Perhaps the line should be changed to "I love you like bullets love my face". Sorry Mumbles, You will always be whack.
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Originally Posted by NotSoft
I dont kno why you lyin like u wouldnt send ya kids over to play...for half a billy i would probaly sell MJ the rights to my future seed Rumplestiltskin style.
"Throw up a Stone Richie" -- Ghostface from Nutmeg
Thats right, throw it up! Throw up Lionel Richie! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS A STONE RICHIE? Is it jewelry or what? Ghostface and the slang strikes again. Hmmm.. let me give it a shot. Okay Okay, here is Big D spittin with the slang: "Coming through rollin frisbees on duck bills, spreadin butter on matresses knowin I must kill, spillin blood over my back lookin like a fortune teller, made love to a donkey but was afraid to tell her, I look like molasses spread upon the walls, Picasso Paintings furnish my toilet seat's balls". YAY! BigFace Killah.
"I say butter, you say parkay" -- Greg Nice from DWYCK
Ahh yes. Where would the world be without DJ Premier. I can tell you one thing, neither Guru, nor Jeru, nor Greg Nice would be anywhere except a two story milk carton. Speaking of milk, what is up the dairy food simile? I say Butter, You Say Parkay? How about, I say No, and You Stop rapping... Thank you...
"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is" -- Guru from DWYCK
What does this have to do with anything? Hmmm.... perhaps Guru is telling us a gripping street tale about a terrible driveby where he was robbed while he was selling lemonade outside of his apartment building in suburban New York. Next Up, we're going to hear Cormega spit something like "laffy taffy used to make the old n*ggas jump". Okay... Guru... Come On bro. You're already monotone and boring... don't make it worse.
"N*gga ask all y'all fiends, they call me Chef Boyar-Beans" -- Beanie Sigel from Beanie (Mack B*tch)
I swear, when I first heard that line, i could not help myself but to laugh for about fifteen minutes. Jesus Christ. Boyar-Beans. Seriously, i would LOVE To see Beanie's huge fat face on a can of the Chef Spaghetti. Picture it and laugh. Not only is this line extreme filler, but whack in every sense of the word. How can people think that this guy is talented?
"Get mad, scratch your a**, and get glad, 'For I, scratch your a** and get Glad-bags" -- Beanie Sigel from Watch Your B*tches
WHAT THE ****???? My guess is that Beanie realizes that he will probably never sell a lot of records, nor get any underground credibility due to his whackness, so he is planning to be some sort of street magician when he quits rap. Watch out, Mr. David Blaine, if you interfier with Biggie Mac (The Truth), he might just POKE YA FACE... ya hurrd. You might be able to pull your heart out of your own chest, but Beanie can rip fifteen glocks and bust shots at your fam' homie g dawg in the hizood!
"You don't want me layin up in your trash, Poppin up, then I'm poppin your a**" -- Beanie Sigel from I Don't Do Much
Ah yes, Beanie Sigel strikes AGAIN. Similar to Cam'Ron, its obvious that Beanie grew up watching Sesame Street, idolyzing the cookie monster. Either that, or sadly, Beanie grew up without a home... going from trashcan to trashcan, eating soggy banana peels (explains his apish appearance). I could've sworm I saw him peddling around for rice crumbs outside of my garage. Beanie Sigel is a poverty stricken young man, and he sadly... CAN'T RAP. I say this with a tear in my eye and a bottle of whiskey in my a**-hole. Beanie Sigel, the homeless alchoholic. What a Tragedy...
"Shoot up your jeep if you gangsta look me, What you think this sweet? What you eat, n*gga gangsta cookies? -- Beanie Sigel from For My N*ggas
Remember what I said about the cookie monster? Applies here too. Go ahead laugh, you know you want to. His name should be Biggie Whack (The Truth).
"Y'all don't want Mac to snap on you cats" -- Beanie Sigel from I Don't Do Much
Ok.. so now cruelty to animals can be added on his list of charges. Poor Beanie. With all of this, I'm sure he won't get out of jail. Perhaps he'll POKE A FACE in the hood, with his buddies. Okay, thats enough pickin on Beans.
"Jewelry and all (wow) fish bowlin 'em all" -- Murphy Lee from Air Force Ones
I take it his favorite Spider-Man villain is Mysterio. Murphy Lee, another unbelievably nonsensical and whack artist, shows up to drop another idiotic line of his. I mean, give me a break, that MAKES NO SENSE! My goodness, and its on a song about shoes to boot, no pun intended.
"M-U-R-E-D-R" -- Ja Rule from Loose Change
Jesus Christ. Talk about the worst thing to do on a diss track. How in the world can somebody be so freaking stupid as to misspell the name of their record label on a diss joint? It makes no freakin sense. I mean, I WILL admit it, Ja spat a few flaming lines at the Shady Camp, but this one mistake just screwed it up for him and his buddies, Charli "I was born a man" Baltimore, Irv "Fat ****" Gotti, and "Mitsubishi" Tah Jr. It really is a shame that Ja Rule will NEVER get the street cred he deserves, and that basically his career is over. Plus, spelling your name got old after 91, so there really is no point to do it. R.I.P. Ja Rule's career and credibility. How about W-H-A-K-C... oops... i guess even a competent lyricist can make mistakes...
"Talkin on the T-Mobile phones; the Nex-Tiggadale, We don't say fo' shizzle no mo', we say fo' shiggidale, E-40 Fonzariggidal" - E-40 from Double Fisted
Laugh... Go ahead... GREAT! Another idiotic Snoop Dogg language which I absolutely can't stand. Its so sad that people actually thing this SLANG is cool. ITS STUPID! I mean give me one good example as to how this is a "hot" line, or how E-40 can possibly think that he is a good rapper. I've had people tell me he is the west coast's best emcee... UH UH!. Some people even think the slang was invented by him. GREAT! KILL HIM! With lines like these, he's no better than 50 Cent. Let's see, we've got 50 Cent, which is F-50, and E-40, and next up its D-30, C-20, B-10, A-0. WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! I sound like a duck. WHACK WHACK!
And now... Ladies and Gentlemen... THE FINAL Lyrical Quote... Possibly the worst lines ever spat out of a human being's mouth:
"I got that flip flop paint on, my ride air ding dong, The nose on my hood just like my ride stay P*SSED off, I roll through yo hood they ask me do I call lift off, Like if it was made out of space with 20s and Kriss Kross" -- 5th Ward Weebie (504 Boyz) from Ridin Spinnaz
Okay... please give me a second to catch my breath......................... Does this make ANY sense whatsoever? I mean really, if there is some sort of hidden, complex phor that I am not catching, somebody please leave it in my comment section. This is seriously the whackest, most nonsensical lines I have ever heard in my lifetime, and of COURSE, its from the south. I mean, really, what exactly does he mean by his "ride air ding dong". Last time i checked, a ding dong is NOT a verb or adjective, but a NOUN, meaning a pastry with a cream filling. Well, of course, after listening to this, I am positive that 5th Ward Weebie loves his "cream filling". As for the rest of the bars, what in god's name does it mean? It seems like he just put together a bunch of words cause he can't rhyme. Seriously, a retarded, 3 year old child with down syndrome has a higher IQ than the entire camp of No Limit.
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Originally Posted by NotSoft
I dont kno why you lyin like u wouldnt send ya kids over to play...for half a billy i would probaly sell MJ the rights to my future seed Rumplestiltskin style.
seems like dude was too lazy to actually pick up a record, he had to use sh!t from soundcircuit. smh @ this copy and paste ass mofo. i knew i seen sh!t from that list before.
smh @ him trying putting the south on the list trying to fool motherf*ckers into thinking that was his own sh!t.
that ain't even his list. he just took sh!t. http://www.soundcircuit.com/wackwatch/hallofshame/
seems like dude was too lazy to actually pick up a record, he had to use sh!t from soundcircuit. smh @ this copy and paste ass mofo. i knew i seen sh!t from that list before.
smh @ him trying putting the south on the list trying to fool motherf*ckers into thinking that was his own sh!t.
Are you talking about me or the person who i left a link for in the first post?
I ain't trying to say i wrote all that sh!t, i ain't got that much time, i just C+P all this from allhiphop.
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Originally Posted by NotSoft
I dont kno why you lyin like u wouldnt send ya kids over to play...for half a billy i would probaly sell MJ the rights to my future seed Rumplestiltskin style.
"scooby snack, jurassic park, booby trap, ten years working with me you wanna tap sh!t, bong bong bong, your bell went rung rung rung, stapleton's where the ambulence don't come"-ghostface nutmug
almost any rhyme ever written by mf doom
Hang with gangs, that hang and bang
Animals, arrangatangs, hammers move, bangers bang
Damn, it's new the game done changed
I got a whole selection, a whole collection
A ho selection of my ho collection
And I'm big pimpin', stick givin', quick shiftin'
Listen, this isn't, no damn game in here (Oww)
Yeah, the whole byrd gang's in here, like Kurt Kobain was here, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And I'm dangerous yeah, brainless yeah, stainless yeah
Aim to kill yeah, bangers yeah, y'all some dead mother...
And my diddy-pop, barge through the city blocks
Hard with the pretty glock, charge and you getting shot
Diddy to the bar, hard make her give a shot
Get a broad, get here hot, get her home give her (Oww)
Go,it's your birthday
Go, go drink it girl, it's cumming, I know you're thirsty
Harlem's my birthplace, tombstone birth place
Doomsday, goonsday, Tuesday to Thursday
Jump, stomp, move, breathe
We, in, too, deep, OKAY
I'm lo-lo from the block again
Po-po and the cops again, no homo but they cocking them
Four-fos and glocks and them
They the paparrazi, they the livest posses
Kamakazi, nazi, nazi, copy papi
I'm a baller baller, you're not at all a baller
That's why I scored your daughter, left her home, call her, call her
I'm in the low BM, yeah, with your old BM
You smoke the Os and M, trojans and petroleums
Yeah, and that's just incase the ho ain't safe
Take it off, bend it over, throw it in, work it, work it
Oops, squirt it, squirt
Oops, oopsy dais, ohh I'm crazed
Cho-cho train, co-ca mane, Zulu Gang
I'm old school like Bambatta, no man's hotta
The damn dadda, I jam proper, your man's not a
santana town-juelz santana
you look so damn good i'd suck on your daddy's d!ck-biggie
i love you like a fat kid love cake, you know my style, i'll say anything to make you smile-21 questions, 50 cent.
i was selling rocks when master p was saying uhhhhhhh-game
I get the boasters boasting, I get computers puting
Y'all get shot at, call me, I do the shooting
I do the recruiting, I tutor the students
I nurture they brain, I'm moving the movement
Whether buddist or budah, that's judist or juda
I got luger to ruger, hit from +Roota to Toota+
Chick from hooter to hooter, I put two in producers
I'm the real boss story, the hoolah of hoosiers
I rock mostly dosey, I roll mostly dololy
I'll leave you wholy, holy, you'll say "Holy Moly"
Here come the coroner get 'em, play "Rolly Poley"
I'll tell you true stories, how I coldly hold heat
When it's repping time, I get on extra grind
Fried to fricassee, pepperseed to pepperdine
Jeff Hamilton, +Genesis+, leather time
*****es say I'm the man, I tell 'em "Nevermind"
My team is the "Goonies" we where seen with buffonies
Toonies, best dressed, stay up in Nemis, and Bloomies
Want to hit it from the back, she agreed that I'm looney
But proceeded to moon me (I'm getting money *****)
Baby, BS in honey do, Cam, Vs 1 and 2
I'll help you get your son out of P.S. 22
Get him a maury flow, from the maury show
**** around, y'all gonna be up on the Maury Show
He in bootcamp, you on food stamps
Welfare, no healthcare, a true tramp
And I'm lockey, lockey, leave you pokey, pokey
No Rice a Roni, that's the Okey, Dokey
Me and Toby homie, make you do the hokey pokey
Pull the pound, up and down, turn yourself around shorty
Here's some weed, burn yourself a pound whodie
Here's a map, go load yourself a town, sporty
I was down forty, now I'm up fifty
Buck fifty, buck quickly, who could **** with me?
Killa
cam'ron get em girl
Yellow diamonds in my ear, call 'em lemon heads
Lemon head, end up dead
Ice like Winnepeg
it's like this, that and this and a, its that, its like this, its like that and a-dre and snoop-nothin but a g thang.
[Chorus: Mims]
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
[x2]
I'm hot cause I'm fly
You hate cause you not
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't cause you not (MIMS!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
[Verse 1]
This is why I'm hot, I don't gotta rap
I could sell a mill, sayin' nothing on the track
I represent New York, I got it on my back
*****z say that we lost it, so I'ma bring it back
I love the Dirty Dirty, cause *****z show me love
The ladies start to bounce as soon as I hit the club
But in the Midwest, they love to take it slow
So when I hit that ****, I watch 'em (get it on the flo')
And if you need it hyphy, I'll take it to the Bay
'Frisco to Sac-Town, they do it everyday
Compton to Hollywood, soon as I hit LA
I'm in the low-low, I do it the Cali way
And when I hit the Chi', people tell me that I'm fly
They like the way I dress, they like my attire
They love how I move crowds from side-to-side
They ask me how I do it, and simply I reply..
[Chorus]
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
[x2]
I'm hot cause I'm fly
You hate cause you not
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't cause you not (MIMS!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
[Verse 2]
This is why I'm hot, catch me on the block
Every other day, another *****, another drop
16 bars, 24 a pop
44 a song, ***** gimme what chu got
I'm into drivin cars, fresh up off the lot
Im into shuttin stores down, just so I could shop
If you need a bird, I could get it chopped
Tell me what chu need, you know I get 'em by the flock
I call my homie Black, meet me on the Avvve
I hit Wash. Heights with the money in the bag
We into big spendin', you see my pimpin' never drag
Find me with different women that you *****z never had
For those who say they know me, know I'm focused on my cream
Playa you come between, you better focus on the beam
I keep it so mean, the way you seen me lean
And when I say I'm hot, my ***** this is what I mean..
[chorus]
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
[x2]
I'm hot cause I'm fly
You hate cause you not
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't cause you not (MIMS!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
[verse 3]
This is why I'm hot, shorty see the drop
Asked me what I paid, and I say yeah, I paid a gowp
And then I hit the switch, that take away the top
So chicks around the way, they call me Creame of the Crop
They hop in the car, I tell 'em "All aboard"
We hit the studio, they say they like how I record
I gave 'em Black Train and I Did You Wrong
So everytime I see them, they tell me that's their song
They say I'm the bomb
They love the way the charm
Hangin from the neck, and compliments the arm
Which compliments the ear, then comes the gear
So when I hit the room, the shorties stop 'n stare
*****z start to hate, rearrange they face
But little do they know, I keep them thangs by waist
Son I reply, nobody got to die
Similar to Lil' Weez cause I got the fire..
[Chorus]
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
[x2]
I'm hot cause I'm fly
You hate cause you not
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot
I'm hot cause I'm fly
You ain't cause you not (MIMS!)
This is why (this is why)
This is why I'm hot...
mims-this is why i'm hot.
[Chorus: U-God]
She get down right crunk, ahh
She love an east coast thug, right
She got a down south bump, ahh
She looking nice iced up, now
[U-God]
All that I know is I rock and roll
Do you tell, I got hellafied breathe control
Let it go, get bowl, strip clothes
Slip slow, down to the poles
Dip low, get dough, let put these dollars between yo legs
Bounce off the walls, careful on my balls, cuz they fragile as eggs
Got rhymes for days, heatwaves, that's what you want
I'm that Kid with the Golden Arms, In the all black Saint Laronz
He bowls, he flaws on these broads, miss, put on yo lip gloss
So much junk in yo trunk, a monster dump, keep breaking my stick on
[Chorus]
[Hook: U-God]
Bump-bump, yo body-body, bump yo body-body
Bump yo body-be, bump-bump, yo body-body
Bump yo body-body, bump yo body-body
Bump yo body-be, bump-bump, yo body-body
[U-God]
She's a cold dirty dirty, a cold dirty dirty
She gets right down to it, owww, she's a flirty
She's a fly young lady, down talk to strangers
She lives in Atlanta, rock platinum danglers
She's so outrageous, she's such a freak
She throw that game, better bow to her feet
She shake that ass, you want that sex
She so independent and she wants her respect
[Chorus]
[Hook]
[U-God]
I know what type of girls I like
Big bump on the motor bike
Better tell her, I'm going fast
Better tell her, hold on tight
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smh @ this copy and paste ass mofo. i knew i seen sh!t from that list before. 
