1.) Don’t Lie-The 1st and most important of all the rules is to tell the damn truth. Lying to a man or woman is the #1 reason people often find themselves in ****ed predicaments. How would you feel if you spent an inordinate amount of time with someone under the auspicion you were going to be in a long lasting committed relationship, only to find out that you were wasting your time. Time wasted is what really sets people off the deep end. They might have been fine if they’d known what the deal was at the beginning, but b/c you decided to be dishonest, they are upset, hurt, and you’re about to get fucked up all b/c of your inability to tell the truth. Be honest, if you don’t want this kind of transaction, or you start noticing signs that they might want more, don’t ignore them. Acknowledge it and move on with life.
2.) Less is better-In conjunction with # 1, people can only form attachments to people they spend a large amount of time with. That’s how you start bonding with folks, finding out likes and dislikes, fav colors, movies, shoes, food. How they like to wear their hair, where they like to go on the weekends, their hopes and dreams, and their future plans. NONE of that shit is necessary for a relationship based on sex. The only interesting thing you need to be discussing with your current partner is “When’s the last time you got tested?”
3.) Slumber Parties-Big fucking no-no. She’s not your woman, he’s not your man. You NEVER let the cut buddy sleep at your damn house. Good God people. What the hell is going on? Why would you let somebody you’re only using for sexual purposes sleep at your house? This isn’t Waiting to Exhale. It’s NOT cute to wake up to that person in the morning and stare into their eyes as the sun shines over their smooth buttery skin that you just got done sweating on the night before. You do what you do and you send them home. Or take them home. Or if you’re at their house, leave.
4.) Don’t Feed Them-This is the worst. Again, you’re not in a relationship, feeding them is not a requirement. Or a necessity. As a matter of fact, it shouldn’t even cross your mind. Why? B/c you shouldn’t care about whether or not they ate. You have more important things to worry about. Feeding them leads to conversations since most people don’t eat in silence. Conversations about stuff that you don’t really need to hear b/c you’re interest might go somewhere other than sex, which is direct violation of rule # 2.
5.) Business not Personal-When you agree to be a cut buddy, it’s like signing a business contract. The contract states “When I am in need of sex, I shall call you.” The further you stray away from that, the more complicated it’s going to get. You’re making a business transaction with the person you are having sex with. It shouldn’t be anything more than that. It’s like a trip to the grocery store. I like going to Publix. Brightly lit place. Friendly people, great customer service. Will that stop me from shopping at Wal-Mart? Fuck no. Its business, and you should never be attached to something like that cuz it’s BAD for business.
6.) Prime Time-12am-5am is a good time for these transactions to take place. After the club at 2:30am after you spent the previous 4 hours drinking is the BEST time. (Garfield and the people at Real Talk Foundation are against driving drunk, so if needed, call a cab, call a friend, or call her to get where you need to go) During these hours of the day, conversation is minimal as possible, and it’s generally known by most adults, that the only reason you’d call someone this late is for sex. If you needed anything else short of an emergency, it can wait until the morning. Nobody sees you going in, and if you leave when you’re done, nobody sees you leaving either.
7.) Introduce Them to Nobody-I know people think it’s rude to not introduce someone to someone else. Being that it’s your cut buddy, and not your friend, I’d suggest that you just be rude. How the hell is THAT going to work? “Hey girl wassup, this is my uhh…….friend, James.” He’s not your friend dumb ass, he’s your cut buddy. You introduce them to people you know, they start feeling comfortable enough to hold conversations with them. You might get interested enough to ask questions and next thing you know, you’re sharing about your childhood and how you both like the taste of glue in kindergarten. Again, you’re violating rule #2. Pump your brakes.
8.) Condoms-Use them. I know that sounds simple, but you’d be surprised at how many dumb people there are in this universe. Getting pregnant or getting a cut buddy pregnant is a sure fire way to ****ing up your life. I don’t care how drunk you are, how warm it is, how good she looked, how horny you are, how good he looked, how you both got tested, how late it was and no stores were open. Albertsons is 24 hours muthafucka, and they sell box loads of condoms there. Get em, use em, and be safe.
9.) Golden Rule-Treat them like a cut buddy. You start cooking for them, helping them with their homework, massaging their shoulders and ****, you’re ass in falling out line with the plan. Which brings me to my next and most likely the most important one out of all the rules……
10.) Don’t Fall in Love-Y’all kill me with this shit. “I use to think they were just a cut friend, but now that I’ve gotten to know them and I spent time with them, I feel different.” How the fuck you get to know them, if you followed rule #2 (which is really the most important one) Let me say it again, YOU NEVER, EVER, FALL IN LOVE WITH THE CUT BUDDY. You want to fall in love, get a fucking girl/boy friend. You ain’t doing **** but fucking it up for everybody else. Cuz what happens is, you fall in love, they still thinking business and next thing I know, I hear the words “Man, these hoes ain’t shit.” No nigga, you the one that fell in love when you weren’t supposed to, man up and take responsibility for being a simp.
Simple rules to follow to ensure that you don’t have any problems. Cut buddies generally don’t last that long seeing that most people still want to try that hand for love. And that’s fine, cut buddies aren’t supposed to be a long lasting solution to the fact that you’re incapable of having a relationship. It’s just a temporary solution to a physical need. And that’s the key word, PHYSICAL. Sooner or later you’ll need someone to fill that emotional need and if you feel like you’re ready for that, then by all means, go out there and find that person. Just know that your cut buddy ain’t (and shouldn't be) one of them. Peace.
i may be wrong but i believe drama-kyrd is a girl. if she is, this is just straight up whorish to post something likt this. obviously she's a advocate of whoredom talking about fucckingbuddies and sh1t. fuccking lame
__________________
Bad Leadership is husband of Corruption
Corruption, the mother of backwardness
Backwardness brother of poverty
Poverty, the sister of squalor
Squalor the king of disease
for these playoffs alone malcolm...
you've been a raps fan, pistons fan, cavs fan, nuggets fan, jazz fan, spur fan, celtics fan and a fukin laker fan..
i may be wrong but i believe drama-kyrd is a girl. if she is, this is just straight up whorish to post something likt this. obviously she's a advocate of whoredom talking about fucckingbuddies and sh1t. fuccking lame
Ladies, in a situation where your cut buddy fuccs up, and his S/O finds out about you and she asks you whats the deal between you 2, please please please don't reply "Ask him, he knows what the deal is".
The problem with these rules is one side of a cut buddy situation has a hard time following them ot the letter. And when the other individual tries to enforce them an argument happens and yer cutting relations are soared.
This is the ideal but you got to be flexible in order to keep the puzzy flowing. I would add that.
Ladies, in a situation where your cut buddy fuccs up, and his S/O finds out about you and she asks you whats the deal between you 2, please please please don't reply "Ask him, he knows what the deal is".
this is why people in relationships shouldn't have cut buddies
good thread
I do all things listed instead of #1
Telling a girl a lie just increases my chances of success, but by following #'s 2- 10 they they figure it out naturally.
<--- Lotame Behavioral Tags --- >
<--- Lotame Behavioral Tags --- >
The Perfect Guide for Having A Cut Buddy
