1.People who leave long telephone messages. Look man I don't care how your day is going or what you're doing tonight. Leave the pertinent information and get off of my phone. Also why do these people speak so slowly but say their telephone number so damned fast?
2.People who say what you're doing out loud to start a conversation.
*warms up food in break room*
*co-worker walks in*
Co-worker: So you got yourself some lunch there huh?
Me: Uh… yeah ….
*takes a leak at the urinal*
*co-worker walks in*
Co-worker: Taking a leak huh?
Me: … pretty much….
3. OJ and R.Kelly - R. Kelly has a song featured on the "Daddy's Little Girl" sound track. Think about that. Why do these two dudes keep rubbing it in? We know you got away now go away!
4. People that put stipulations on what team you can root for. Like if you didn't get accepted and graduate from Duke you can't like that school? Do you know how small certain schools fan bases would be if this happened? If you were born in Tampa you have to be a Bucs fan even if you live in DC. Why do people feel they can legislate another person's opinion?
5. People who ask really personal questions very casually. Like, "When are you going to have some kids?" Man you don't know me! What kind of question is that? I'm going to start asking those people even more uncomfortable questions.
Guy: So when are you going to have kids?
Me: Um how often does your wife do anal?
6. Celebrities going into rehab because they say something stupid. I mean since when does being drunk or high MAKE you racist or a pedophile or homophobe? If anything it just brings out your true feelings. I don't see why rehab justifies stupidity.
7. Passive aggressive people who never say what they want. Like when I walk in the gym to work out and some woman is in there clearly checking out "Home and Gardening" or some other such drivel and they go, "You can change it if you want." Meanwhile they are giving me this look like, "Please don't change the TV station." You know what I do? I change the damned station to public access or TV guide channel or something. One of these days I'm going to just put it on some static. If you don't speak up for yourself you deserve whatever you get.
8. I hate talking to people about traffic. I think when I reach the point where I'm talking to any new person I meet about traffic and the best way to work I'm going to kill myself. Who wants to live that long anyways? At work when a new guy gets introduced if he's over 30 the conversation immediately gravitates towards, "So you guys got some traffic here huh?" and then I start getting visions of me jumping off a building.
9. Using the bathroom at work. God I hate public restrooms. I don't know why but I just hate the thought of even going in there and having other people come and out of the room. For some reason I think this is a cultural thing as none of my white friends have any phobia of public restrooms. Even using nasty bar bathrooms and the whole nine. To this day I've never actually stepped foot inside of a Porto potty although I have seen the inside of a couple. I remember once I had to take a crap in a McDonald's restroom and I literally felt like I needed an antibacterial shower like they give people in nuclear radiation plants.
10. People that need to agree with everything and artist says in order to be entertained by that artist piss me off. I watch Bill Maher, listen to Rush Limbaugh (sometimes), watch PTI and Jim Rome, The Colbert Report and a listen to a lot of people who I just don't see eye to eye with. Does that mean that they can't be entertaining to me? That's why whenever I hear radio shows where a guy calls in and says, "I agree with you all the time and I love your show so much." I wonder if that person has a learning disability because NO ONE agrees with ANYONE all the time unless their frontal lobe is damaged.
11. Lost - seriously this TV show pisses me off to no end. The latest episode was the worst one ever. It's like a bedtime story someone is making up as it goes along and just waiting until the audience falls asleep. I honestly feel that the plot hasn't moved on in any direction in about 15 weeks and counting. I know nothing of consequence that I didn't know 16 weeks ago. I'm not more sure than ever that the writers never expected the show to catch on like it did and immediately had to create 4 episodes of filler when they were told they were being picked up for 5 seasons. I can't stop watching even though I know it's abusive and bad for me. Now I know how Whitney feels.
12. Foreign Films - I can't understand you. All this ching chong ching chong chong ching! Speak ENGLISH! White power! - Clayton Bigsby. At any rate I watched a film in French where a girl got felt up by her butcher. Then had a rabbit perform oral sex on her in a field. Then her parents killed the rabbit and made her eat it. The girl gets up in the middle of the night and the butcher rapes her an takes her virginity, which apparently she meant to happen. The butcher then hangs himself cause of the guilt and the girl goes homes and kills her parents as they sleep. Do you know why this happen? Me neither. I just wanted to see some tittays.
13. Anyone who says actors "bring it" in films. First of all, what is "it"? Is it just a euphemism for good acting? Cause a lot of actors don't bring anything to the table. I'd say about 75% of actors in major Hollywood movies are utterly forgettable and will be replaced by a new face within a calendar year. Does Colin Farrell bring "it" more than Will Ferrell? I think not! We should redefine "bringing it" in movies to just a body count. It should only be used for movie stars in action movies where they kill, maim or hurt a lot of people. From now on only Sly Stallone, Arnold, The Rock, Jet Li, Chow Yun Fat and people like that can "Bring it". You know who really "brought it"? The predator.
14. When people from up north write southern dialogue in their movies but don't know how we speak down here. For example the word "ya'll" refers to a group of people and is short for "you all". Yet in movie after movie I see actors and actresses refer to singular people as "ya'll" … when does this happen? Where? Also can all these northerners stop pretending to like NASCAR just cause ESPN picked up a few races? There is nothing worse than seeing an hour of ESPN dedicated to NASCAR and you have the same 5 analyst from every other show on ESPN pretending to know about NASCAR while reading from a teleprompter. ESPN should just go all the way out and have Stephen A. Smith cover NASCAR.
15. People that get offended at realism in TV shows. Like on 24 people don't want the terrorist to be Muslim. Why not? Last time I checked it wasn't completely impossible for some Muslims to be terrorist was it? You never hear black people boycott The Shield cause all the drug dealers on the show are black. I just don't see what the outrage is about. I don't subscribe to this rainbow of color theory of TV. Pretty soon 24 is going to have to have a gay dude, a black guy, a white woman, a Spanish guy, a fat woman, an Asian child and the cast of captain planet as the terrorist so that people will say, "Oh they are being PC." Meanwhile "Heroes" will have a Puerto Rican dude kill his black girlfriend by shooting her and we'll say, "You know what. That could happen!"
11. Lost - seriously this TV show pisses me off to no end. The latest episode was the worst one ever. It's like a bedtime story someone is making up as it goes along and just waiting until the audience falls asleep. I honestly feel that the plot hasn't moved on in any direction in about 15 weeks and counting. I know nothing of consequence that I didn't know 16 weeks ago. I'm not more sure than ever that the writers never expected the show to catch on like it did and immediately had to create 4 episodes of filler when they were told they were being picked up for 5 seasons. I can't stop watching even though I know it's abusive and bad for me. Now I know how Whitney feels.
LOL...yeah, immediately at the end of the last episode, I was like "this was a waste of an episode". it didnt provide me with and new info at all...who cares if desmond can kinda see the future...whats up with jack still being on the other island...we still dont know the intentions of The others..and WHERE THE FUKK ARE WALT AND HIS POPS????
did they ever make it make to civilization?
*still watches religiously*
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1.People who leave long telephone messages. Look man I don't care how your day is going or what you're doing tonight. Leave the pertinent information and get off of my phone. Also why do these people speak so slowly but say their telephone number so damned fast?
15. People that get offended at realism in TV shows. Like on 24 people don't want the terrorist to be Muslim. Why not? Last time I checked it wasn't completely impossible for some Muslims to be terrorist was it? You never hear black people boycott The Shield cause all the drug dealers on the show are black. I just don't see what the outrage is about. I don't subscribe to this rainbow of color theory of TV. Pretty soon 24 is going to have to have a gay dude, a black guy, a white woman, a Spanish guy, a fat woman, an Asian child and the cast of captain planet as the terrorist so that people will say, "Oh they are being PC." Meanwhile "Heroes" will have a Puerto Rican dude kill his black girlfriend by shooting her and we'll say, "You know what. That could happen!"
LOL...yeah, immediately at the end of the last episode, I was like "this was a waste of an episode". it didnt provide me with and new info at all...who cares if desmond can kinda see the future...whats up with jack still being on the other island...we still dont know the intentions of The others..and WHERE THE FUKK ARE WALT AND HIS POPS????
did they ever make it make to civilization?
*still watches religiously*
another episode of nothing last night..i was actually barely watching...may have to catch it again on my dvr...but they need to step it up, although next week looks like some shyt may go down
__________________ "A woman's life is love, a man's love is life" -- Phonte
"I want a girl, when I want a girl...and when I don't want a girl, I want a girl who understands that" -- Phonte
12. Foreign Films - I can't understand you. All this ching chong ching chong chong ching! Speak ENGLISH! White power! - Clayton Bigsby. At any rate I watched a film in French where a girl got felt up by her butcher. Then had a rabbit perform oral sex on her in a field. Then her parents killed the rabbit and made her eat it. The girl gets up in the middle of the night and the butcher rapes her an takes her virginity, which apparently she meant to happen. The butcher then hangs himself cause of the guilt and the girl goes homes and kills her parents as they sleep. Do you know why this happen? Me neither. I just wanted to see some tittays.
@ that whole sh!t.
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the one thing that makes me furious everytime - Fast food places being stingy with the fukking ketchup packets. It's like gold to them or something, how the fukk can you justify giving 2-4 packets of ketchup for LARGE or SUPERSIZED fries?? and when I look at them bastards and ask for some more ketchup i get the face and they give me one more fukking packet. I want the CEO's of Burger King, McD's, Jack in the Crack, Carl's Jr. and Wendy's to go on tv and try to eat some fries with the little ketchup they give you and see how frustrated they get when they gotta scrape fries sideways to get some DAMNED KETCHUP ON THEM. it BOTHERS me so much
another episode of nothing last night..i was actually barely watching...may have to catch it again on my dvr...but they need to step it up, although next week looks like some shyt may go down
it always looks like something MIGHT go down. and nothing ever does.
Pretty much on point, Rod, except for the stuff about foreign films and Lost. Those are two things that I indulge in regularly, even though from what I am reading now and what I have heard from friends, waiting on this damn torrent of last night's episode for 3 hours is not going to pay off....those writers are writing some wack filler episodes just to prolong a series that really should end this season. I will be pissed if they push for a 4th.
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Pretty much on point, Rod, except for the stuff about foreign films and Lost. Those are two things that I indulge in regularly, even though from what I am reading now and what I have heard from friends, waiting on this damn torrent of last night's episode for 3 hours is not going to pay off....those writers are writing some wack filler episodes just to prolong a series that really should end this season. I will be pissed if they push for a 4th.
they signed on for 5 seasons. smh @ this shyt. i swear they had a concise story arc and then found out how much money they could make for stretching it to 5 seasons and they sold out. now they are basically writing the same episode over and over again.
they signed on for 5 seasons. smh @ this shyt. i swear they had a concise story arc and then found out how much money they could make for stretching it to 5 seasons and they sold out. now they are basically writing the same episode over and over again.
Are you serious? I think the writers are wonderful and they have a great complex and intricate story to tell.
However...it is so blatantly obvious that they are milking this cash cow for as long as they can by making terrible pointless filler episodes that only have a tiny bit of bearing on the entire plot. However, I will allow ABC to keep spitting in my face and treat me like a b!tch cuz, just like the rest of the watchers of Lost, even though I complain about the fillers and the bad episodes, I will continue to watch because they have conditioned me that way...
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face and they give me one more fukking packet. I want the CEO's of Burger King, McD's, Jack in the Crack, Carl's Jr. and Wendy's to go on tv and try to eat some fries with the little ketchup they give you and see how frustrated they get when they gotta scrape fries sideways to get some DAMNED KETCHUP ON THEM. it BOTHERS me so much
