sh!t your family members do to annoy/piss you off.
there's times when my dad and me are alone in the house. he gotta start singing and sh!t for no f*cking reason trying to get goddamn attention. sh!ts annoying as hell. the thing is he has the NERVE to get mad when folks tell him to STOP or get annoyed with his ass. the WORSE part of it though is when i'm talking to him about something or whatever, he don't wanna hear what i gotta say so he'll be like "quiet" or he throw a reason for me to shut up like he's watching tv or i can't talk while i'm eating. his ass be trying to talk to me too when i'm eating while he eating or when i'm watching something too. wtf! my father be an attention whore in the WORST case.
then there's the times when my brother and me come home late from somewhere like the club or we just chilling, going around places and he's like "what are you guys doing out late? you can't do that." keep in mind, my brother and me are in our 20s. dude will throw a fit and get mad like a b!tch for real. the last time he did that sh!t was on new years saying we can't be trusted because we ain't take the train to where we wanted to go and back. was yelling at us too and had the nerve to tell me i couldn't get mad or talk back to his ass when he was pissing me off. some days later he's still talking about that sh!t trying to belittle me like what i did was wrong. i came from work around 10 and we were on the streets by 10:30. i'm supposed to rely on public transportation to get my ass to the club and it's holiday service. come on man. plus its a habit of his to stay out late and come home @ 2, 3, 4 in the morning. he been doing that sh!t since we were babies. his excuse is "the train wasn't running or somebody jumped on the tracks" yet he gotta a problem with my brother and me doing it.
my mom has the habit of arguing and rambling on whenever she gets mad at us when we do something wrong. you can do something to get her mad and she'll keep going on and on and on and on. sh!t makes you want to tell her to shut up. we'd get her point MORE if she'd just got to the POINT and just laid the law like that.
also my parents stay being lenient to my brother and stay jumping on my back for dumb sh!t. my brother could do some crazy sh!t like lose the car keys, they'll help him look for it and won't spaz on him. now when i do some little sh!t like walk on the floor or take a shower before i go outside, they'll be like DON'T YOU DARE acting like i killed somebody or whatever.
when my mom keeps calling and calling me for days.....ha I never answer..then her ass comes to my house and Im not there..then she hangs around at different shops and then calls me a100 more times..and then she goes home..and calls me...and then I answer...BUT FOREAL HER AND MY GRANDMA DRIVE ME NUTS
when my mom keeps calling and calling me for days.....ha I never answer..then her ass comes to my house and Im not there..then she hangs around at different shops and then calls me a100 more times..and then she goes home..and calls me...and then I answer...BUT FOREAL HER AND MY GRANDMA DRIVE ME NUTS
you got that prison guard moms. always watching you and sh!t.
I'll be at his house and shit and my aunt will ask me to help out a lil...
Aunt: I aint doin shit today, you two handle it...
Loch & cuz: Ayte.
Cuz: You go take out the laundry and I'll hoover the spot up.
Loch: ayte.
*pulls out my custom football jersey from washing machine*
*pulls out a pair of my carhartts*
*pulls out my polo top*
*pulls out my favourite ecko hoody - stained*
Loch: Aye, Why the fuck's my shit in here?!
Cuz: Dunno how it got there.
Loch: I'll tell you how! You picked it up, put it in your bag and brought it - fucker!
****
Can't stand that shit...
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I'll be at his house and shit and my aunt will ask me to help out a lil...
Aunt: I aint doin shit today, you two handle it...
Loch & cuz: Ayte.
Cuz: You go take out the laundry and I'll hoover the spot up.
Loch: ayte.
*pulls out my custom football jersey from washing machine*
*pulls out a pair of my carhartts*
*pulls out my polo top*
*pulls out my favourite ecko hoody - stained*
Loch: Aye, Why the fuck's my shit in here?!
Cuz: Dunno how it got there.
Loch: I'll tell you how! You picked it up, put it in your bag and brought it - fucker!
****
Can't stand that shit...
c/s I've seen pictures of my cousin with my clothes on...then when I ask her where it is..she'll look my dead in the eye and say I don't know
all of my family members have the habit of talking to me while I'm on the phone.
I could be in the house for hours and and no one will say anything to me...but as soon as my phone rings...they'll line up at my cot damn door with things to say
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Originally Posted by VerbsNotNice
who looks dirty son??? Dog..I got that cold cutta coco buttah banana milkshake three hunned on the skat-a-ways..the breezies swoon over ya boy smell good game...like a mix of marshmallow and sasparilla....trilla....
c/s I've seen pictures of my cousin with my clothes on...then when I ask her where it is..she'll look my dead in the eye and say I don't know
all of my family members have the habit of talking to me while I'm on the phone.
I could be in the house for hours and and no one will say anything to me...but as soon as my phone rings...they'll line up at my cot damn door with things to say
Malfoy: Aye, that's my top!
Malfs Fam: No it aint.
Malfoy: ...no it aint...
lol.
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it usualy ends in ...damn all you had to was ask, I would have let you have it..you didn't have to steal it
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Originally Posted by VerbsNotNice
who looks dirty son??? Dog..I got that cold cutta coco buttah banana milkshake three hunned on the skat-a-ways..the breezies swoon over ya boy smell good game...like a mix of marshmallow and sasparilla....trilla....
for these playoffs alone malcolm...
you've been a raps fan, pistons fan, cavs fan, nuggets fan, jazz fan, spur fan, celtics fan and a fukin laker fan..
who looks dirty son??? Dog..I got that cold cutta coco buttah banana milkshake three hunned on the skat-a-ways..the breezies swoon over ya boy smell good game...like a mix of marshmallow and sasparilla....trilla....
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sh!t your family members do to annoy/piss you off.
the WORSE part of it though is when i'm talking to him about something or whatever, he don't wanna hear what i gotta say so he'll be like "quiet" or he throw a reason for me to shut up like he's watching tv or i can't talk while i'm eating. his ass be trying to talk to me too when i'm eating while he eating or when i'm watching something too. wtf! my father be an attention whore in the WORST case.
was yelling at us too and had the nerve to tell me i couldn't get mad or talk back to his ass when he was pissing me off. some days later he's still talking about that sh!t trying to belittle me like what i did was wrong. i came from work around 10 and we were on the streets by 10:30. i'm supposed to rely on public transportation to get my ass to the club 
and it's holiday service. come on man. plus its a habit of his to stay out late and come home @ 2, 3, 4 in the morning. he been doing that sh!t since we were babies. his excuse is "the train wasn't running or somebody jumped on the tracks" yet he gotta a problem with my brother and me doing it.
