Styles Co-worker: Hey brotha Styles! Brotha Styles!
Styles: What up Bob?
Styles Co-worker: What up my motherf#cking nygga! Whoooo! Ayo why 'll all up on me? Bob ain't never hurt no-mother-f#cking-body. Get these big nyggas off me. Ayo let me get lunch. Let me get lunch.
Styles: Aww come on Bob you know I can't do that man.
Styles co-worker: Ya'll know ya'll motherf#ckers say quote run everything around me. Nygga lunch run everything around ME!
Styles: Come on Bob.
Styles Co-worker: Now…like I said I got the $3 tip for that ass.Nah'msayin?
Styles: I got some errands to run Bob. Slow down pah!
Styles Co-worker: Ayo Nygga this ain't no motherf#cking game nygga! I come through with the TPS reports and I come through with the overtime! And I'ma come through for ya'll motherf#ckers! Accounts payable ya'll nyggas know how I gets down. I'm not even supposed to be around here. But I come around this department and I spread my motherf#cking love.Now I'm saying buy me two Quizno Subs and let me get them for free.
Styles: I'm saying Bob. You know I can't do that. You like family man.
Styles Co-worker: Come on now man! You know the first come around and we do our monthly reports and when I see your ass up at the bosses office you act like you don't kiss me. Nygga you turn in your spreadsheets and keep stepping. Now let me get my motherf#cking lunch go get full and do my motherf#cking thing.
Styles: *supresses laughter* Damn Bob….
Styles Co-worker: C'mon man. Come ON Brother Styles! See I always gotta go through this shyt man! Ya'll nyggas supposed to be big willies you acting a little silly motherf#cker!!
Styles: Ayo Bob…*stiffles laughter* chill out man.
*Styles Co-worker is surounded by security*
Styles Co-worker: Yo tell these motherf#ckers to back up. All in my motherf#cking face. You think I won't call the NAACP? Cause I'm a motherf#cking fat guy?
Styles: Yo Bob stop that man…
Styles Co-worker: Nygga I got Al Sharpton on speed dail. All I gotta do is press 5 and hold it down and scream into the phone! "AL! AL! I got a camera crew here about some racism! Don't play with me mother- AL!"
Styles: You wild Bob…
Styles Co-worker: Stop playing brotha Styles.
Styles: I'm sorry man I can't even do it… I can't even do it.
Styles Co-worker: So I'm have to go see the motherf#cking 99 cent menu? I'ma go get the 99 cent menu! They know how to treat a motherf#cker.
Styles: And you wonder why they be looking at your fat ass!
*Styles Co-worker slams office door*
lol @this reminding me of rod's thread when his department won the subs and the white cat from another department brodied the line and was eatin' his shyt lol classico
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My point is it's more entertaining to stalk girls in red dresses and run over homeless people yourself.Dont just read about it., live it.
lol @this reminding me of rod's thread when his department won the subs and the white cat from another department brodied the line and was eatin' his shyt lol classico
it was tacos... but how about this? this morning this vendor brought us in 3 dozen donuts and dude did it AGAIN!!!! Shyt is crazy!
Me: Whats goin on man?
Coworker: Nothing much, bout to grab some lunch.
Me: Cool.
Coworker: you wanna join?
Me: I dont have time... Hmm, why not.
Coworker: You treating???
LMAO! Dude makes nearly 80 grand, gtfoh!!! Dead serious too!
Since you're treating... get me a number 9 from BK, some buffalo sauce and the new BK Kids Club mag w/ Boomer and Wheels on the cover.
if he was serious, though...?? SMH. that's poor manners no matter how much money you make. uh unless you're a vagrant or a bum, then it's just sad. lol
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