There’s this girl in my class that I’ve been wanting to holler at for a quick minute now, but like the bathrooms with the walls separating toilets… I be STALLING. So I wrote this Fabolous flow for her, and hopefully she’ll know what I’m about.
Dear E.S.,
Ma The fact is…
The way you make macaroni…reminds me of that Cheesy Mac shiit
But I’ll forgive you cuz you a dime chick with some really stacked tits
I remember when a girl tried to chat with me,
You walked up to her and gave the breezy a back fist.
OH!
You be stressing when I’m in the studio spitting these rhymes & multi-syllables
But you know that when I’m done, that I’ll find some time to chill with chu
Sexing is the best, cuz when you climax from some head, the slime spill like gooey spooge
And you get off from the basics, like when I eat you out; you get a spine chill that feels new to you.
Those funny faces that you make when I blow your back out, your eyes show thrills, so beautiful.
Right ma’?
But I hate going out with you cuz you criticize like, “Why you Pop Your Collar for?”
Or the fact that when I kick it with my boys and that I’m the one to holler more.
So the cure for your blues is when I take you to the plaza and let you splurge at dollar stores…
OH!!!
You’re friends be thinking your crazy
Cuz I was once a scrub that made you my lady
Or that I ain’t ballin’ like their boos, cuz they be rollin’ Mercedes
But they slow to catch up on our romance like an eye that’s lazy
Should I smack your home girl’s for being dumb?
Then the answer’s like “MAYBE!”
OH!
People always chastise cuz I enjoy being at the gym, like “he’s just a meat guy!”
It nothing new when people hate cuz they see that B’s tight
And your girls be jealous cuz I got you some panties that say, “Be My BEE-AYE-BEE-WHY”
In other words it’s apparent; they just mad cuz none them get to see my skeet fly.
But you baby doll.
DUDDA DUDDA, DUDDA DUDDA DUDDA DAMN!!!
I hate writing about love because it's so farfetched for me at the moment. Maybe one day, when i do get lucky... i'll find her.
Peace.
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*Narrator from Thug Workout videotape*
"Look mothafukkas, instead of using a gawtdamned treadmill, tie a few steaks to your Carhart pants and have rockweilers chase you down the block for an hour."
Whatever works for you. But...I wouldnt be surprised if this girl hit you with the reset button coming with that game.
AvK
Yeah, i'm sure she would feel the same way.
In this post 9/11 society that we live in, i have found that more and more people have been sparring with very thin skin. Sarcasm and a dry sense of humor doesn't work the way it used to.
You know what, i took that class with homechick last may-june... never said a word to her, then i finds her on facebook last week. Couldn't view her profile... so i decided to write her a nook (pretty much a fourpage letter). It didn't have anything degrading, crass or obnoxious on it (very innocent, sweet, some jokes here and there... but for the most part, entertaining love story about admiring somebody from a far). She probably did think it was creepy - she is a very typical college girl (and i know how hard it is to break from the mold of conformism when you are in the category of such).
I don't know... i'll stop fukkin' trying to get with women and write. It's all i know... it's all i can do.
Some people weren't destined to be in relationships or flat out... be compatible with the opposite sex. I know i've stressed that quite a bit throughout my years here on sohh.
Oh well, i guess i don't mind being the type who is constantly on the outside looking in.
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*Narrator from Thug Workout videotape*
"Look mothafukkas, instead of using a gawtdamned treadmill, tie a few steaks to your Carhart pants and have rockweilers chase you down the block for an hour."
Yeah, i'm sure she would feel the same way.
In this post 9/11 society that we live in, i have found that more and more people have been sparring with very thin skin. Sarcasm and a dry sense of humor doesn't work the way it used to.
You know what, i took that class with homechick last may-june... never said a word to her, then i finds her on facebook last week. Couldn't view her profile... so i decided to write her a nook (pretty much a fourpage letter). It didn't have anything degrading, crass or obnoxious on it (very innocent, sweet, some jokes here and there... but for the most part, entertaining love story about admiring somebody from a far). She probably did think it was creepy - she is a very typical college girl (and i know how hard it is to break from the mold of conformism when you are in the category of such).
I don't know... i'll stop fukkin' trying to get with women and write. It's all i know... it's all i can do.
Some people weren't destined to be in relationships or flat out... be compatible with the opposite sex. I know i've stressed that quite a bit throughout my years here on sohh.
Oh well, i guess i don't mind being the type who is constantly on the outside looking in.
AYO I'm not claimin' to an expert on the opposite sex or nothin', but your situation could be a matter of tryin' to hard (obnoxiuos even) pardon my sports analogy, but sometime it's best to let the game come to you. Just be ready when it does, women can sense desparation of any kind. It's like when you go out on the town with a date and the women are all flirtin' and what not. Then you go back the next week alone and get no play, they be knowing I swear. Don't give up just slow your role that's all she'll show up.
It's all about the confidence not to be confused with cockiness hear me now but feel me later.
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[[b]FONT=Century Gothic] My lines hit 'em
Like snake venum - h.j.
no doubt.
But instead of writing a 4 page letter...
...ask her if she wants to go get some ice cream.
Sho you right, why write a letter when she's right there, I mean i could see if she was in another city or something. That's creeps ville with a capitol creep, and you never want to give a woman that impression of you. Man up and talk to her, the worse you will get is a no, let her know your feelings and if it's meant she'll come around, even if it's not meant. Tune in next week when our topic will be E.D. or ten great excuses for drinking Gin...
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[[b]FONT=Century Gothic] My lines hit 'em
Like snake venum - h.j.
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