You just clicked on the Rodimus Prime get exposed in the summer simp-out thread
And fellas if you follow these instructions exactly you might be able to pull you a stripper, a white girl
Man, at least a girl wit' a Yaris
So first of all we gon' work on the messageboards
Nobody wants a dude with little blurry avi!
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them pm's right and
suck your gut in tight and do your smilies like this
Take the pic, don't breathe, weird angles, help decieve
Don't drop the mouse and disrespect the high speed
Pick up your son and take a pic with your seed
It's a sohh chat tonight and ooh she's so excited
Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my pics
What's scary to me low-res pics make girls look like Halle Berry to me
So excuse me miss, I forgot your AIM
Send a pic, God bless you, good night I came...
I came....
I came...
It's been a week of simpin'
and some weak myspace pimpin'
She wanna chat it out but
Ain't nothin' to chat about
'Lest, she webcamin' and freakin' out
then maybe we can simp it out
simp it out (Come on)
simp it out (Come on)
simp it out (Come on)
simp it out (Come on)
Simp it out now
Maybe we can simp it out (Come on, come on)
Oh girl your myspace pic set why all the pics from above your head?
My name Rod Prime from the TLR set OFH set get it wet
Ooh girl your gut is BIG
Cover your belly up like you got KIDS
Off them pm's yea I got them PICS
Still expose a chick off of 16 flicks
We ain't simpin' puttin' in O.T. we talkin on the phone piece
Maybe one day you'll let me bone
Then I can go tell all sohh homies now
But I still message a big girl if you don't let it slip girl that I hit girl
One and you brought 2 meals OK 3 more cats on myspace friends
Four more? I didn't even make your myspace top 5, 6, 7, 8?
All the take out chinese you gotta do Pilates
When was this picture taken? before we can start dating
Nahlataz, connies, all us, nukkas
It's been a week of simpin'
and some weak myspace pimpin'
She wanna chat it out but
Ain't nothin' to chat about
'Lest, she webcamin' and freakin' out
then maybe we can simp it out
simp it out (Come on)
simp it out (Come on)
simp it out (Come on)
simp it out (Come on)
Simp it out now
Maybe we can simp it out (Come on, come on)
[K-mom} Hi may name is K-mom, I just want to say thanks to
Rod Prime's simp-out plan. I was able to pull an assistant fry manager
and like now I shop every day at Super Wal-mart everyday
I just want to say, thank you Rodimus! woooo! woooo! woooo!
[Jamaican Spice} My name is Spice, and I just want to say
that ever since reading' to Rodimus simp-out thread
I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got money sent to my paypal
A bunch of shirtless myspace men as friends and I was able to get a free trip to upstate New York
And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta **** Doc Ock's broke ass no mo'
(Work it mo' juke it mo' simp it mo, TLR mo' let's go mo')
[Makayla] My name is Makayla from Mohawk, New Jersey
and I just want to say since readin' Rod Prime's simp-out thread
I been able to date outside the tri-state, I got exposed
And I throwed some grits, throwed some grits, throwed some grits
(TLR females)
Thanks to Rod Prime's simp-out plan
I got a new list of myspace friends
See I pulled me an african
They suck more toes than Americans
(Lemme break ya wit' a piece off)
My favorite simp out plan (oh! oh! oh!)
I wanna see you simp out (yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah)
(It's that old Lil Nukka shyt)
That's right type in work, send pm's, go bizerk
Check your e-mail, no pressure
Get that girl you deserve
It's Rod Prime's simp-out plan
I said it's Rod Prime's workout plan
It's Rod Prime's simp-out plan
His siiiiiimp-oouut plan
Ladies and Gentlemen Allow myspace to introduce myspace! This time around I want ya'll to type like THIS!
That's right type in work, send pm's, go bizerk
Check your e-mail, no pressure
Get that girl you deserve
It's Rod Prime's simp-out plan
I said it's Rod Prime's workout plan
It's Rod Prime's simp-out plan
His siiiiiimp-oouut plan
That's right type in work, send pm's, go bizerk
Check your e-mail, no pressure
Get that girl you deserve
It's Rod Prime's simp-out plan
I said it's Rod Prime's workout plan
It's Rod Prime's simp-out plan
His siiiiiimp-oouut plan
That's right type in work, send pm's, go bizerk
Check your e-mail, no pressure
Get that girl you deserve
It's Rod Prime's simp-out plan
I said it's Rod Prime's workout plan
It's Rod Prime's simp-out plan
His siiiiiimp-oouut plan
I appreciate your time!
*Applause*
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Rodimus Prime's new simp-out plan
