lmao! this is what happens when you send stupid messages...
lmao@ this bulletin my friend posted:
Subject: don't ever send a note like this women will think your crazy
Body: keep in mind I do not know this person!!!!!!! the following is a note I just received from some crazy person....hit me back if you've gotten a note this damn crazy!
I got this note wit the subject titled...."can I have you cell phone number after you read this note"
What's up Sweetheart if it's ok if you can be kind enought to write me back after you read this
letter please if yu don't mind. Well let me let u get to know me well anyways My
Name is Rodney My
nickname is Choo-Choo and i'm 18 going on 19 July 14th
i'm a Cancer.I Love your myspace page.between a 1-10 you a 100 you look
Like
a Pretty fine African-Nabuian queen.But if you fake and stuck up and don't want to
talk on the phone with me you a 10 below Zero. but you just fine ass hell and i
know you probably have a man so i just want to be a (friend with Benefits) or
(Nothing more nothing less Type Friend only if u have a Man )or (A Long Term
Truthful-faithful Relationship).
Well let me tell u alilbit about myself i'm intelligent, smart,real,loyal,good sense of
humor, nice,down to earth,Very Romantic,KindHearted,Drama Free,Nice,i know
how to treat a woman,truthful,faithful,funny Very Friendly,i keep my self up, i don't
care
about your looks or The money or How you look .It;s about your personality not
the looks. i don't care how big your
booty or How Pretty you face is and i promise if you be my friend or girlfriend ill
treat you like heaven i swear but If you a Golddigger,Unfriendly, stuck up and
don't want to keep incontact with don't to talk to me over the telephone don't think
about sending me a note back because that's a waste of time and i'm being Real.
let me tell you what i like to do -I like to Cook Mainly i like to Cook Soulfoood
mainly I Like to Cook Sweet Baked Candid Yams, Deep Fried Chicken,
Collar and Mustard Greens, Baked Mac & Cheese
Fried Pork Chops, Southern GrandMa's HomeMade
Baked Biscuit's, Sweet Potato Pies, Banana Pudding
Sweet Potato Bread, Dressing,Smother Chicken
Fried Fish, Sweet Corn Bread And More. That
Mean you Would Never Ever have to go to
Coney Island,Macdonalds,Wendy's KFC,Churchs or any other
restaurant. because you have me to cook for you and i like to workout,
sing,read,watch tv and listen to r&b music basically i like to chill. . if u was my
girlfriend i whould love to chill with you and hang out and dine with you. I
Currunly from Frank Cody high school class of 2005 and SEP 2006 i'm about to
attend henry ford community college, my area is JoyRd and Evergreen area. and
just to let u know i'm not looking for online friends i'm only looking for A Real
friend ONLY. i don't talk online i whould rather Exchange phone numbers on
myspace and talk on the phone because i whould rather get to know u on the
phone beacuse i want to hear your sexy voice and have a friendly more general
converstation on that phone. I don't want to waste your time and i don't want u to
waste my time. So we can only be friends over the phone if we have to be friends
over the internet and then i don't want to be your friend at all because that's not
being a real friend beacause I'M 200% Real and friendly. So let's talk on the phone
not the internet please because i don't like have converstations over the internet.
well if
you want to keep incontact with me. SO IF IT'S OK IF YOU CAN BE KIND ENOUGHT
TO SEND ME YOUR CELLPHONE NUMBER as a note on myspace please IF YOU
DON'T MIND leting me have your CELL phone number AND call me at
(313)272-3107 Rodney hopefully ill be your new friend. Hope to hear
from you soon and have a very bless day sweetheart .
lmao@ this bulletin my friend posted:
Subject: don't ever send a note like this women will think your crazy
Body: keep in mind I do not know this person!!!!!!! the following is a note I just received from some crazy person....hit me back if you've gotten a note this damn crazy!
I got this note wit the subject titled...."can I have you cell phone number after you read this note"
_____________________________________________________-
What's up Sweetheart if it's ok if you can be kind enought to write me back after you read this
letter please if yu don't mind. Well let me let u get to know me well anyways My
Name is Rodney My
nickname is Choo-Choo and i'm 18 going on 19 July 14th
i'm a Cancer.I Love your myspace page.between a 1-10 you a 100 you look
Like
a Pretty fine African-Nabuian queen.But if you fake and stuck up and don't want to
talk on the phone with me you a 10 below Zero. but you just fine ass hell and i
know you probably have a man so i just want to be a (friend with Benefits) or
(Nothing more nothing less Type Friend only if u have a Man )or (A Long Term
Truthful-faithful Relationship).
Well let me tell u alilbit about myself i'm intelligent, smart,real,loyal,good sense of
humor, nice,down to earth,Very Romantic,KindHearted,Drama Free,Nice,i know
how to treat a woman,truthful,faithful,funny Very Friendly,i keep my self up, i don't
care
about your looks or The money or How you look .It;s about your personality not
the looks. i don't care how big your
booty or How Pretty you face is and i promise if you be my friend or girlfriend ill
treat you like heaven i swear but If you a Golddigger,Unfriendly, stuck up and
don't want to keep incontact with don't to talk to me over the telephone don't think
about sending me a note back because that's a waste of time and i'm being Real.
let me tell you what i like to do -I like to Cook Mainly i like to Cook Soulfoood
mainly I Like to Cook Sweet Baked Candid Yams, Deep Fried Chicken,
Collar and Mustard Greens, Baked Mac & Cheese
Fried Pork Chops, Southern GrandMa's HomeMade
Baked Biscuit's, Sweet Potato Pies, Banana Pudding
Sweet Potato Bread, Dressing,Smother Chicken
Fried Fish, Sweet Corn Bread And More. That
Mean you Would Never Ever have to go to
Coney Island,Macdonalds,Wendy's KFC,Churchs or any other
restaurant. because you have me to cook for you and i like to workout,
sing,read,watch tv and listen to r&b music basically i like to chill. . if u was my
girlfriend i whould love to chill with you and hang out and dine with you. I
Currunly from Frank Cody high school class of 2005 and SEP 2006 i'm about to
attend henry ford community college, my area is JoyRd and Evergreen area. and
just to let u know i'm not looking for online friends i'm only looking for A Real
friend ONLY. i don't talk online i whould rather Exchange phone numbers on
myspace and talk on the phone because i whould rather get to know u on the
phone beacuse i want to hear your sexy voice and have a friendly more general
converstation on that phone. I don't want to waste your time and i don't want u to
waste my time. So we can only be friends over the phone if we have to be friends
over the internet and then i don't want to be your friend at all because that's not
being a real friend beacause I'M 200% Real and friendly. So let's talk on the phone
not the internet please because i don't like have converstations over the internet.
well if
you want to keep incontact with me. SO IF IT'S OK IF YOU CAN BE KIND ENOUGHT
TO SEND ME YOUR CELLPHONE NUMBER as a note on myspace please IF YOU
DON'T MIND leting me have your CELL phone number AND call me at
(313)272-3107 Rodney hopefully ill be your new friend. Hope to hear
from you soon and have a very bless day sweetheart .
From your New Real True Friend Rodney.
GOttdamn that sh1t is long. That's an essay not a note.
lol@you not caring about rodney's feelings and having his cell number on there.
*calls this nicca rodney*
Styles: WHATS REALLY GOOOOD NICCA!
Rodney: Who's this?
Styles: *click*
oh damn.. just noticed that.. i didn't even read that whole mess...