What if I were President - feat. Eternal Reflection and Con Fusion

W.I.Z.E. · #1 05-09-06, 09:13 PM

Yo G and ER..you ever think of what you’d do if you were president???well let us know…

Con Fusion

Yes yes this is Wolf Blitzer, reporting live from Washington with the president's little sister. And it seems as though Mister... I mean President... Give him the respect he's due, with all he's been through it's only right. Yes, of course, anyway, the state of the union address seemed quite... Controversial... Yeah, you might say so... I did. I know, and even though he's your brother, can you honestly say that you two agree with one another on... everything? No, of course not, we butt heads... on what? Abortion? Because it seems as though he's taken this Pro-life thing out of proportion. He said he'd see to it's end... What indignation! How can he force-feed us his ethics? Or expect support in his efforts? I believe he brought a few points to the forefront... Like our nation's forefather's fathered this country with the foresight of One Father. You can't deny that... he supplied the facts: the most quoted document in our countries founding documents is the Word, word? Word? Say word... in a minute, we'll be right back... Brooklyn!... Yes, Wolf, here's a quote from the address: I detest the filth we've come to tolerate from the press... television, movies, radio... it's disgusting at best. I am calling out our citizens, in hopes of unrest, and regardless of tongue. What are we all hiding from? I am calling out the priests who've molested the young. I am cracking down on crimes that've caused our mothers' tears to come. I am rebuilding this country's corporate ladder, rung by rung. I am binding child abuse that, in almost all cases, has led to some abusive marital arrangements. I will protect that institution before id crisis becomes a calamity. I will re-direct funds from tobacco research into families. This guy's gone bananas, they're rioting in Flatbush... Anderson Cooper was there reporting but was reportedly ambushed... there's more: Back to basics. I am calling out the racists. I am calling out the Congressmen who like to play favorites... and I think that's where they cut him off, but you gotta admit... the media always forcefeeds us ethics... and all we do is submit.

that’s a pretty strong platform G I must admit. Yo ER, what would you do if you were president?

ER

SINCE I'M RUNNING THE WHITE HOUSE
I'M ON THE GRIND

..in these times
of calamity
sanity is hard to find
If I was PRESIDENT..
I'd administer fines, to those
whose chime SPINS minds, like HANNITY
and DUBYA BUSH
would be tried for crimes against humanity
ALSO
they PAID homage to the Jews
so how could I leave office without the descendants of slaves
recieving their 40 acres a mule
reconstruction failed
AND
since i'm against preferenced based legislation
the ONLY CORRECT thing to do
is to grant ALL BLACK PEOPLE R-E-P-A-R-A-T-I-O-N-S !!!
how else can we combat centuries of economic segregation(CAPITALISM)
and I'D FREE EVERY SINGLE POLITICAL PRISONER IN CAPTIVATION
AND OFFER EVERY BLACK PERSON THE OPTION OF FREE REPARTRIATION
AND
how can I not sympathize with illegal immigrants ?
when they murdered 100 MILLION of us
just to assimilate 12 MILLION illegal immigrants
like their impact on this economy isn't significant
AND..
AMERIKKA IS STOLEN LAND ANYWAY
SOHH, THE IRONY IS JUST REDICULOUS..
AND
I won't allow the gentrification of NEW ORLEANS
and hold those who are REALLY accountable
for the GENOCIDE that was ALLOWED to take
place in NEW ORLEANS !!..

W.I.Z.E.
I used to be the Senator of Soddom and Gomora,
AIDS supporter, disorder in Mid-East borders,
So I guess I’ve already had a run at being president right???

Con and ER: wait was that a stab at the presidency…
W.I.Z.E. – At 36% approval wut you expect..but this about ME as president. F.. the U.S. I’m on some intergalatcis, supercalafragal, mad agile isht….

As the universe expands (my) rule grows in distant lands,
Not Iran and Japan but Pluto restricted sands.
W/ Martian *****es, suckin’ my d!ck with their 20 lips it’s,
Hard to comprehend but I witnessed and I’m addicted.
Racism, classism, sexism non existent,
For instance smokin’ weed is a prolific lifted religion. (for real)
And mystics are persistent on havin’ their tits and clits licked,
Nope you didn’t miss it EVERYONE is equipped with,
11 sex organs - none to piss and $hit with.
Fat people get dismissed quick, listen they get assistance,
Them and idiots get (mandatory) mental, physical fitness.
Rich people get evicted, no need for reparations,
ER a bunch of Haitains and Cajuns run 40 nations,
And on the occasion our youth is desecrated,
The “Kells MJ Priesthood” bill is demonstrated,
Clearly stated “Molest the young get castrated”
DNA testing’s replaced by scraping platelets,
Havens of mental patients get cured from abrasive slavings,
My presidency’s complete if my imagination can make this.

#1rapper · #2 05-09-06, 10:48 PM

good shyt, all of em were hott, i feel con fusions was described the best and it painted the best picture, e.r was on point and his shyt was realistic and his flow was fire and wize the flow was blaze i was drunnk from the bar hoppin(to quote a friend) all and all the topic was original and the content was pure heat, very nice

Conduit · #3 05-10-06, 09:35 AM

ER keeps it relevant, as always... WIZE is crazy

eternal reflection · #4 05-10-06, 02:54 PM

A, if I knew Con F was going to be involved, I would've took a little more time..

Preciate the look Mr. Lyrics, regardless of how many replies this gets..this is an INSTANT CLASSIC !

theman080 · #5 05-10-06, 10:46 PM

i would c/s this as an instant classic, I like the mixture of different styles, this was dope to read. I'ma subsribe this bytch in a minute. I'm really fukkin wit Eternal's style but overll there was a whole ****in army of quotables in this peice.