Gentlemen... WELCOME TO BOOK CLUB.

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THE FIRST RULE OF BOOK CLUB IS - YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT BOOK CLUB.

THE SECOND RULE OF BOOK CLUB IS - YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT BOOK CLUB.

THIRD RULE OF BOOK CLUB - SOMEONE YELLS STOP, GOES LIMP, TURNS THE LAST PAGE, THE BOOK IS OVER.

FOURTH RULE - ONLY ONE GUY TO A BOOK.

FIFTH RULE - ONE BOOK AT A TIME, FELLAS.

SIXTH RULE - NO SKIMMING, NO CLIFF NOTES.

SEVENTH RULE - BOOKS WILL GO ON AS LONG AS THEY HAVE TO.

AND THE EIGHTH AND FINAL RULE - IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST NIGHT IN BOOK CLUB, YOU HAVE TO READ...

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