Classic Pimp Quotes

[bigpapakango]

Post your favorite Pimp Quotes. It could be from some **** you heard, read, made up, or heard in a song. If you made it up, then post it as your pimp name. If you don't have one, make one up. Mine's Pimp Atrocious.

[bigpapakango]

'You can't tell a ***** ****, but where to put the ****.' - Pimp Atrocious on the stubborness of hos

[bigpapakango]

'If a ***** ain't lying, she breathing' - Pimp Atrocious on the honesty of hos.

[bigpapakango]

'***** you better gimme what you got fo dat
***** you better gimme what you got fo dat
***** you better gimme what you got fo dat
Ass turn flat wrinkle up and die.' - A rap song chorus by Pimp Atrocious

[bigpapakango]

'If *****es ain't **** but hos and tricks, well then what the **** does that make us pimps?' - Pimp Atrocious trying to be philosophical.

[bigpapakango]

Ho: I'm bored.
Pimp Atrocious: You bored? *****, get a dildo.

[p_U_c_K]

Left: you, Right: your thread

[bigpapakango]

Q: What did the Pimp say to the ****** named puck?

A: When I said 'Eat a **** *****!' I didn't mean go out and do it!

[p_U_c_K]

kangos mom: that will be 15 dollars
john who provided sperm for kangos conception: i forgot my wallet

[bigpapakango]

Q: If pimps eat lobster and shrimp, what do faggots like puck eat?

A: Penis and shrimp!

[hecktik1]

it aint on ya boy, but in ya boy and all on a hoe..."diego redd"

i work a bit@h 8 to 8 extra late if she wants to see a big dinner plate "money bo$$ the pimp"

[Dirty Serg]

dont be sorry ho, be careful - money mike

[Ice Cold EX]

Some hoes won't give u no respect no money or nuthin unless you whup they ass on a reg, but some hoes will. The trick is to get hoes that don't need they ass beat!

Ho asked me for the day off I said "fa what!?" if you wanted a god damn day off b!tch you shouldda been a goddamn secretary

[BedRoomI'z]

"MJG got a bytch for a rich trick
Take care of yo business, bring me the money
Yeah this shyt is thick
Ho ,don't violate
Bytch you know I taught you betta
Take all his cash, grab on his azz , write that trick a luv letter."

[Taadow]

"See, y'all niccas think ya got hoes, but what you got is hoebos"

"These dudes be tryin'ta wear this pimpin' like a t-shirt. I can't be on ya, it's got to be in ya."

"If I throw this nicca in tha air and he splash all ovah my gators, he aint' real."


-Pimpin' Ken

"U gots ta whip tha puccy, don't let tha puccy be tha whip!"
-E40