LL's return of the ripper murdered 2nd round knockout. NO QUESTIONS ABOUT IT!

[Topaz]

2nd round knockout WAS a lyrical diss BUT it didn't hit HARD enough. if you guys LISTENED to the track WELL and UNBIASEDLY, canibus said some filter lines that weren't needed and ended up hurting him instead of LL. bis SWUNG and hit LL with the some of the lines about battling him on his sitcom but the MAIN POINT he was trying to get out about LL was OVERSHADOWED by him trying to impress everybody with his lyricism skills.

there were PUNCHLINES but NOT HARD ENOUGH TO KILL LL or WIN THE BATTLE or even the WAR. we'll LOOK @ what canibus did WRONG right after i point out the ether LL gave to bis.

anyways......

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

By the middle of March, when the pregnancy starts
In your ladies' placenta, that means L just entered

nice to start to diss

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Duck taped your little ***** ass for frontin
You poor little crackhead ass ain't hurtin nuttin

okay.. next line

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

***** you want the fame, now you're famous overnight
Famous for getting ****ed by a stick of dynamite

canibus became famous for dissing and losing LL.

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

You're weak *****, you bout to die up in your sleep
The overlord of rap will never meet defeat
Pain and agony, I don't touch them zones
****ing everlasting lyrical methods is my throne
Blast ya fifty pound ass and make you float

okay.... next...

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

You read it shook *****, I wrote the book, *****

1st REAL HARD punchline!!!! canibus admitted to researching LL's footnotes in his book. on top of that, he READ the book. probably brought it.

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Held down my crown for a decade and a half
Now I'm bout to give your grimy ass a blood bath

okay... another set up shot for a hard punchline..

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Talk about bein broke, ***** I'm rich
Cause I learned, to seperated the money from the *****
Don't hate me cause I'm paid,

MORE ETHER!!!!!! giving canibus instructions on how to get RICH since he said that line about LL having more cash than him.

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

hate me because
I'm everything you want to be : handsome, young, plus legendary
Talk about Farrakhan, ***** you got to call Jesse Jackson
For some Affirmative Action

the underlined LINE hurt BIS because every time he drops an album, it looks like he might be the first artist to need affirmative action to sell some records.

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Chorus: repeat 4X

Can-I-Bus ! Yes you can!

anytime your name gets flipped around as a diss against you IN A SONG HOOK. you know you're losing or ABOUT DONE!

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Don't ever open your mouth and mention my seeds
Talk about my book you bought to read

once again... LL getting on bis with that book line he said in 2nd round knockout.

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

You know you watch the sitcom ***** so stop that

shutting down BIS again..

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Mad rapper, but now you turned mad actor
Forty-nine pounds and tryin to be a monster
Run around town with the Bob Marley imposters

italicized line was PURE COMEDY. underlined line was another PUNCHLINE. the fugees were really on bob marley's d!ck.

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Ask Canibus, he ain't understandin this
Cause ninety-nine percent of his fans, don't exist

KNOCKOUT!!!!! self exclamatory line

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

I'm goin underground and blowin your rep down
Next time, save that **** for the Lyricist's Lounge
Or a House Party, where you can battle some clown

LMAO!!!!!!!! telling him to STOP being lyrical and GET to the point!!!

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

On top of all that, I beat your homeless ass down

another punchline that HURTS bis!!

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Heard that convicted rapist on the record too
Fresh out of jail, ass cheeks still black and blue
Tell me bout the things ear biter taught you
How to bust a nut or two? (Yeah that's butta boo)

LMAO @ him breaking apart canibus sh!t! really what was the point of mike tyson on the track? what mike teach bis?

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

You be decomposin, but you frozen because my title's stolen
Steady rollin in a world that I'm controllin
Vanguard awards are for Kings who get OFF!

LMAO @ the vanguard award and him telling bis what it is and why he earned it. pretty much shut down BIS!

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Clock platinum mountains, the praise of the Lord
Talkin bout my first and second and third born
Now I got a fourth, Canibus, but he cut off
From the riches of my empire,

LMAO @ him sonning canibus literally with this line!!! telling canibus that he won't be his meal ticket.

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

I'm like a pimp
Who thought he had to retire but found a new Canibus to hire

LMAO @ him calling canibus his ho

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

You're hardcore, innocence like Heather Hunter
But definitely not with the lyrics that drop thunder

point i was making about canibus NOT getting his point across.

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Found you in a trash can, hat black, cause you scared to bust
***** in Todd we trust

okay okay

Chorus

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Now break it down for me !

See I, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, amateur, M,C's
in hip-hop, word up, no bull****
Oh I ain't done yet

LMAO @ him mocking canibus

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

You soft as a newborn baby takin a nap
Make my **** hard with that ***** ass track

intro to ether

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Where you at? Smokin in some one room flat
Suckin on Clef's **** hopin to come back

LMAO @ him calling out BIS! straight up told him!

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Never that, ***** my size is unlimited
Yours is prohibited, of course that's contributed
To not knowin ya limits and who you need to test

even KRS said this on BEEF!!!!

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

When you step into the house of the Lord and get blessed
Get on your knees, bow down to my degrees
Young slacker, save that demo for Jack the Rapper
You gargoyle, slash olive oil, *****cat
I wrapped up in aluminum foil, ready to boil
I'ma tear the skin off ya ass with ten knuckles
Rhymes was weak, they made me chuckle like a name buckle

FILTER MATERIAL. DISREGARD

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

You call em lyrics, ***** you need to stop
You goin out --- ahh **** it, you goin pop

lines was actually kind of funny

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

I feed you a poisonous verse so don't try it
No more rhymin, you on a lyric fast diet
Call the paramedic and tell them that he pathetic
His lyrics ain't energetic you're sweet as a diabetic

FILTER MATERIAL. DISREGARD AGAIN

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Career be over next year, yeah I said it
Look over your shoulder *****, where you headed

LMAO! he was right!

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

MUTHA****A, where's a rhyme when you need it?
First rule of lyrical war, never repeat it
You said that same bull**** at House of Blues

canibus getting owned again!!!!! he did say the same sh!t at the house of blues.

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Lit the pipe, dropped the match, and sparked the wrong fuse
That's you, yeah ***** I'm goin at you
Stop basin', and you can be a role model too

giving canibus advice ONCE AGAIN!!!

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Diss my moms, who's the real Rap Don ?
Who ruled for fifteen years and drops bombs ?
Who's got solid gold Grammy's that say Todd
while you dropped verses at *****s' proms

LMAO @ that whole dropping verses @ proms. so funny BUT so REAL. bis probably HAS did it.

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

******, you better battle number two
Cause number one, got his title locked down son
The King of all rappers that ever graced the stage
or the mic, best that ever did it I'm wicked
Write a verse and flip it, melt it down to liquid
And drown shorty, fill his lungs until I rip it
Chest busts open, heart bursts and smokin
YOU SEE THAT ***** SON?

MORE POINTLESS SH!T

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

(Damn L, we was only jokin)

the person saying this sounded like bis.

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Maneuver manipulate brainwaves transform
your thought process, when my pen gets erect
Warning, all MC's better retreat
Look at corny-bus, he can't walk down his own street

the corny bus line was actually funny.

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Better run and get the Fugees
Cause I EAT, EAT, EAT, MC's
Devour they titles, cause I'm an idol slash icon
And tell Wyclef, don't even turn his ****in mic on

LMAO @ him owning that fugees and wyclef, who later sonned LL, to not save bis.

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Sold ya *****, thought I told ya *****
Crossover, slam dunk, game over ***** (one more time son)
Sold ya *****, thought I told ya *****
Crossover, slam dunk, game over *****

Originally Posted by LL Cool J

Chorus

" Now wait for the studio audience to applaud, ******, hahahah "

PUNCHLINE to end the track!!!!


LL WON THAT!!!! bis even acknowledged it when he dropped that rip the jacker. if bis won, why would he say...

Originally Posted by Canibus

i'll do anything for the greatest loser of all time

BIS LOST!

[THE DICTATOR]

Canibus Killed Ll But Ll Won Cause Hes Old....its Always A Popularity Contest Most Of The Time

[KarteL13 is a Homo]

what a waste of time hopaz

all LL said was imaginary battle bullsh!t that sounds more like canibus style while canibus layed out his whole career

he just won cause he's older

"talk about my book you bought to read"=only good line but canibus nerd ass probably read it in the store anyway so it aint true

[Topaz]

Originally Posted by KarteL13 is a Homo

what a waste of time hopaz

all LL said was imaginary battle bullsh!t that sounds more like canibus style while canibus layed out his whole career

he just won cause he's older

"talk about my book you bought to read"=only good line but canibus nerd ass probably read it in the store anyway so it aint true

please bis sound like a fan. dude LOST! that rip the jacker was just him ADMITTING he lost.

canibus done kicked himself in the ass when he said those two lines in his song.

"you can't eat a......... ass like me", "a ******.......... trying to make a living off of dissing". TWO LINES THAT COULD BE USED AGAINST HIM COMING FROM HIM!

[nalej]

2nd Round KO is always mentioned as one of the best disses. Noone gives two sh*ts bout return of the ripper. Close thread.

Can't believe you took all that time making this thread.

[thesandman]

If it didnt hit hard enough then why would he respond? It struck a chord. Folks always say bis shouldnt have dissed ll since he was a rook. but if thats the case and bis was so far off his radar then why respond @ all?

[jonas]

mama said knock who out?
i punched that b!tch in the mouth
cause she dont know what shes talkin about

battle over. ll cries. please close thread

[ill mic]

the ripper strikes back or whatever it was called was WAY too long, especially for a diss track to rapper where "99% of his fans don't exist"...

maybe if it was shorter, i would have listened to it more than once.

just off that 2nd round k.o.>>>>>>>>>>>>ll's response.


doesn't really matter though, cause neither of them are relevent to me nowdays...