"Been poppin stay true to my fort, i'm like Bin Laden, i'm about to change the whole view of New York"
"If you dont stay wit a hammer, hope you aint got a bird chest like you play for Atlanta"
"These rap n*ggas is like Jaime Foxx, tryin sound like a n*gga that already died/
"My motto I dont trust clowns, they like the XFL imitating real N*ggas that touchdown"
F*ck a chain, jus stack dough, I dont need a cuban link like Fat Joe"
"I aint been in a benz lately, too busy on the corner wit a 8 ball like MJG"
"Skeeos hop in the car wit me, when we both know they keep gettin used like they bars from Biggie"
"Ya'll aint got a street sweeper, ya'll jus on ya block wit a broom"
"She think foreplay is over because track 5 is playin"
"Theres Os in my figures, so i'm only coppin platnuim to avoid goldiggers/
"I spit at pawn shops and get back cash in return"
"when you scream f*ck me you in charge of my street team"
"I dont care what you do, resembles pissin on ya self, dont nobody feel it but you"
"you bummin every week talkin about its laundry day"
"No need walkin fast, I told ma lets do Sax Fifth she thought I was talkin Jazz"
"should have knew about ma sooner, asked her did hear Faiths+ Burnin up, she said stop spreadin rumors"
"Told to cop the 2 way wit the pager, she said she got call waiting"
"Come to my hood and dont carry arms, mind as well keep walkin like you Barry Bonds"
"Dont get it f*ck up like Sex on the ceiling"
"you can dislike me but if ya chick like me, i'm violating like Chris Lighty/
" I let you think ya team is roar, when ya'll playin sharades actin out some sh*t ya'l seen before"
"4 4 ya'll snithces for all yall riches, WNBA cats that ball like b*tches"
"Wanna blast a N*gga pull faster N*gga because i stay wit the pump I got Ashtma n*gga"
"Little kids gettin fast money, now thats funny,because theres only one
Juvenile+ gettin Cash Money+"
"My hoes let the X run em like Bloodline"
"I'm the only N*gga f*ckin the champaign room"
"Dont talk about cars, pleasel eave it alone, ya system sound like the songs on speaker phone"
"Every bar tight when I spit, you rappers is tossing my salad, biting my sh*t"
"Onlytime these fags wear heat is when my album is on em"
"My heat is never way behind me, i'm not Mariah no way I'll ever separate wit my Tommy"
These chicks is hoes know i'm baller, they let me take my pick and roll"
"I made ya'll in the love wit the kid, other dudes can only make a hot album when the budget is big"
"Why guys dont feel him? they hate to see me wit rims, so when I do a driveby it kills em"
"The haters... forget it f*ck they theories they jus be playin themselves like a subway series"
'These rappers run wit a lot of herbs, spit abount 9s so much because it rhyme wit lot of words"
"Wanted n*ggas off my D*ck so I slept wit a Arena Bobbit"
"Who got the streets on lock? buying records is like voting, if all of us did it, I bet different dudes a be on top"
"I'm done spraying a thing, I got to my enemies houses make em watch a tape of the ring"
"All over a glocks planted, so when I say its just me and my desert. i'm not stranded"
"All I tote is the broke Tommy, no not Martins friend"
"Dont call me underground because i'm ease droppin on the subway wit my ear to the streets"
"A lot of soft dudes act as killers, swear they rock platnuim they jus shellack they silver"
"She be smokin, played the movie wide screen she gonna tell me half my tv's broken"
"See I can fool her wit the bling and the car, pop in a few mixtapes, make her think i'm a star"
Wait!, stop illing, told her to cop the baby phat leather,her response was I aint got children/
"how ya'll broke taking trips to Jamaica, must be talkin about Queens"
"ya'll never see murder(C Mudrer) like hollows man master P's brother/
"mad rappers thrwong acd in my whip, because they dead beat dads they aint seing the kid"
"All i hear is war stories on the pounds ya man got/Onlytime you move bricks is when the soundscan drop"
"Razor Ramon on my block, vest on tooth pick in my mouth"
"I'm feeling like Wesley before he robbed the train"
"Was the best in game, left came back i'm the best again/
n*ggas is b*tch made the airs full of estogen/
"I aint David Banner I dont have time to play"
"I paint the pic, ya'll like magic i'm startin to believe ya'll dudes aint that sick"
"talk about he real how quick wit a glock/He like Kurt Thomas he aint good for Sh*t on the block/"
"Guns shots do you like Vancover make ya team move"
"I'll carjack you like Shaq shooting a 3 get out of your range/
"They like Julia Roberts In Oceans 12 they playin themselves"
"I'm a grown man dont need to say no homo because in the real world most dudes is Karomo"
"I called Snitches Steinbeirner always puttin a new face in pinstripes"
"These raps dudes think they garbage is hotter, need to act like Nasir and acknowledge your father"
"They misunderstood Ja Now wankstas think New York Is Wonderful"
"I dont to go to the club to pop bottles, I go to clubs to find Americas Next top model"
"I need to know if you like Jason Giambi and start telling on me as soon as you get caught"
"FBI wanna find me, they better off surfing on tsunami"
"We done wit no names now lets put the purple in the air like soul plane"
"Point blank when the hammers is out, I'll have it right up on ya skin its like the plastic on ya grandma couch"
"In the hood somebodys telling cops cuffing, arresting so its somebody other than usher confessing"
"The block is f*ck up my son feelin he helpless so I can see why everybody in Slum Village is selfish"
"guns is like soap on a rope, it takes a *** to start using it first"
"you should teach us how to stunt or be the reason u smile(wanna be the reason u smile!)".
"100 red dots and u wanna be a blood for real motha****a".
basically all the 50/game disses budden made was flames.
__________________ Posted by Swallow Magoo
Fukkin b!tch. That little ni99a started crying whn they was talking about nas being in the hospital at his mohers bedside. I slapped him in the head and put on a jay z album. This is how I feeeeeeeel!!! Yessir
I don't like Joe Budden [I heard his album and didn't feel it atall!] but dude is pretty funny
__________________ Islam is submission; submission is certainty; certainty is believing; believing is acceptance; acceptance is adherence; adherence is action. ~ Imam Ali
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