I just read some review for it on amazon
"I have a really annoying neighbor who allows their dog to do his business in my lawn. I've called, complained, even sent brownies to resolve the issue. It's been really annoying because on Sundays I have custody of the children so I need to let them play in the backyard while I watch football without worrying about doggie doo. It's been a real downward spiral.
But then I heard about the Necronomicon from a friend. I was skeptical, of course, but I decided the price was right and tried it out. Amazing! Three days and ten sacrificed goats later, I was able to conjure demons to attack my neighbor. Sure, the screaming has kept me up all hours of the night, but my yard is doo doo free, and for that, it's definitely worth it!!"
"I really believed this book was a joke until one fateful September day when I read a love spell onto an apple to give to a woman who I have secretly desired for several years. Not only did it work, it worked so well that this wonderful, beautiful girl who was the apple of my eye for several months just started letting herself go because she made me her whole world. She stopped taking showers, eating right (if at all), she would wake me up at all hours of the night to read me love poetry. I finally confessed to her that her love was not real, it was from the spell I had cast and she became so angry she went out, purchased a copy, and started turning my world inside out. One car jacking, two burglaries, three assaults, several restraining orders, a mental hygiene commitment, and a hasty move later, I've finally freed myself of the date from hell!
If you value your life and your sanity, DON'T MESS WITH THIS BOOK!!!"
"If you have any sense at all, heed this advice: avert your eyes from this work of evil. I once faltered into a dark age of my own soul and attempted some of these rituals in anger in the depths of my parents basement.
It has since become a horrific place that I dare not go. I can hear the scraping and hissings of damned souls from my bedroom at night. I have to turn up my headphones all the way and let "The Cure" blot it out. I fear it will only get worse from here..
What have I done?"
um... i'll pass
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