Comedy by......Dingo the Mexican

[ONE_MIC_ETERNAL]

Ever dated a fat girl?

Yeeaah

it seems like its always your best
frind agging you to come on..
" it'll be fun,"


YEAH

its always your best friend who gets
hit by a car for setting you up with a fat girl

Now, I ask you audience,
have you Ever ran over your friend with a car?

Yeeeaaah

then you dated a fat girl..

I notice that you dont have to be male
to date fat girls

Yesterday I was in the Seven eleven
waiting for doobie the drunk clown to
check my lunch reservation's...

whaaaaat
dont look at me stupid..

I eat at the seven eleven,cause
Seven eleven has the best taco's and
slurpies in all of the 2 mile radius of..
well, nothhing,

Wake up dumbass and listen,,

but I was waiting and
saw a skinny woman sitting near
this fat girl

just like most of the audience tonight...

except for those two on the highrise
there gay guys..See he's holding
a cane, that is attached to..

Nevermind..back to the story..

Okay..

I could tell that they were not friends
cause the skinny girl is all on her cell
phone ..
like..
" oh, i ate a salad.."

she was looking all poop face like
kim basinger..

and the fat girl is
chewing on a spoon...

Literally trying to eat the fuucking spoon!

poop face is figgiding
and I look at the fat girl
then i realize why poop face
is scared...


Yeah..

its cause
this girl is so fat ,...a happy meal
make her sad holmes..

She is so fuucking Huge..she
wear's actual elephants to bed,
she had sex with volkswagons
and uses midgets as
condoments on her hotdogs..

Now..

I was right behind the fat girl
and I knew why poop face was afraid
cause the fat girl had pirana
for teeth..
But, I was looking at
that fat asss...

cmon, Im mexxxicaan
I like fat girls,, ...

I was all like

Hphh, Im a fuuck this
fat whale..

Had my no fear shirt on, an
my cheap made nike shorts
What , what,
going to scare dingo?

Well,
I thought that till i got around
to that fat girl's side
An seen her chewing a spoon?
yeeaaah

fat girl was chewing a spoon

iiiit was liiiiike watching
your neighbor run
there mower over the direct tv
cable..
it is like funny till you realize
i aint got cable , I miss the big
gamne..NOOOOOOO
its just wrong..

fat girl chewing spoons was funny
like that

and then

it was horrroffic

this girl so fat

hold on...

{takes deep breathes}

I lose my breathe sometimes..

trying to explain how fat she is...

im standing right across from her..
an I ask her..

how you wash your body?

she takes the spoon away from her mouth
an she says

"I hire a crew of mexicans to give me sponge baths'

an Im like
oh shiiit..
an im with poop face dialing cellular phone numbers
like kim basinger
cause this fat girl so fat a sponge on butt is like
a worm lost
in a bottle of tequilla..

I call the police on her, and I tell
the officer

Pleeeeaaaasseee
make her go home..

an he looks at her and says

"YIKES"

then he arrest me for
endangering a law inforcement
officer.


thank you..

thank you...

bean dirt dip for everyone...

[ONE_MIC_ETERNAL]

I must be stupid...