im here to help you bfam...

djbriboogie · #1 02-27-05, 03:34 PM

i have a feeling that many of you need some guidance in your sad pathetic lives. therefore i will offer my services to you. simply ask me for advice on anything, or just any questions, and i will answer them for you. i am here for you bfam, i really do care...

Battlechild · #2 02-28-05, 01:39 AM

quick question...............

can i slap you?

or better yet can i slap you with a beer bottle lol

djbriboogie · #3 02-28-05, 02:00 AM

no, and no. i think your violent tendencies are rooted from poor self image, if you want, i can try to help you

Shenanigans · #4 02-28-05, 10:52 AM

what is the best cure for a headache??

djbriboogie · #5 02-28-05, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Shenanigans

what is the best cure for a headache??

to cure a headache, you have 2 options...

1. the best way to cure it is to actually inflict a greater pain on another part of your body, your foot for example. if you have a headache, and the conventional aspirin doesn't work, try stabbing yourself in the foot. the pain will be displaced to your foot, and your head won't hurt anymore. but remember to drink plenty of orange juice.

2. excedrin

Shenanigans · #6 03-01-05, 11:36 AM

how do i stop excessive bleading of my left foot?!! HURRY UP THIS IS URGENENT!!!!

djbriboogie · #7 03-01-05, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Shenanigans

how do i stop excessive bleading of my left foot?!! HURRY UP THIS IS URGENENT!!!!

go to the local swimming hole and wait til leeches find you... this will stop it... if anything gets infected, gets maggots on the wound. maggots will only eat rotten flesh, this will help you avoid an infection.

Shenanigans · #8 03-03-05, 04:59 PM

how can i survive a night without sleep and without caffeine?

djbriboogie · #9 03-03-05, 05:57 PM

cocaine is a great alternative to caffeine... it may also help alleviate any pain your feeling from your left foot...

Shenanigans · #10 03-03-05, 06:43 PM

no cocaine for me. do you think i will survive the night?

djbriboogie · #11 03-03-05, 10:40 PM

tonight, yes... tommorow night is iffy... barry gave me a call and told me what you did... hes pissed...

Shenanigans · #12 03-06-05, 05:01 PM

that is why you should only drink water.

should i use shampoo and conditioner on my locks or go eu naturelle with nothing?

djbriboogie · #13 03-06-05, 05:30 PM

i would recommend using shampoo and a light conditioner. if you do decide to go natural, your hair will become overly oily, but will eventually cleanse itself. but because of our societies standards of what is clean, the shampoo and conditioner would be the best option...

Shenanigans · #14 03-10-05, 11:20 AM

how many hours of sleep a night is a healthy amount? is there such a thing, mr boogie man, or too much sleep? aaand how long can one go without sleeping?

djbriboogie · #15 03-10-05, 12:07 PM

8 hours is the ideal amount... although some recomend more... i find more sleep to actually make you lethargic during the day, and less will do the same... if you do end up feeling tired, take a nap for 20-25 minutes... any more and you will go in a state of deep sleep, and you will wake up tired again... you can go without sleep for quite a long time... doing this will affect your thought process and motor skills however, so i do not recomend staying up for over a day straight...