Vietnametry vs. SOHH

[Vietnametry]

I kinda feel like Im the nicest mother****er in here. Some folks will question that, which is cool. SO anybody who wants to bring it to me, set it. If you want to know how I do, look at how I just murdered Courtdog (not that it was much of a challenge)--any of you could be next. You're LUCKY this is over the Internet. It would be WAY worse in person.

[Contact]

you couldn't be the nicest in a class for bible study/
what were you thinking even trying to try me, buddy?/
your thought process must be more than slightly muddy/
cuz when I strike these touch keys I corrupt minds like money/
Your math ain't advanced enough to compute me/
I'm a mountain, Mohammed's faith plus an earthquake couldn't move me/
so what if these scrubs in this forum fondle ya?/
I'm seven times as gifted like you're Christmas and I'm Hanukkah/
got too big for your britches, your own lies were blazin' em/
and now you're supplicating me to normalize relations/
I was born, I'll die, I'm waitin--until then I'm so masterful/
homeland security had to make a new disaster code,
like **** red or orange, **** DEFCON, more like "Con's def" and anyone who steps just gets stepped on/
this morning I bet you were thinking "with all the vets gone,/
I can finally get props!" Guess what--you guessed wrong.

[Contact]

Originally Posted by Vietnametry

I kinda feel like Im the nicest mother****er in here. Some folks will question that, which is cool. SO anybody who wants to bring it to me, set it. If you want to know how I do, look at how I just murdered Courtdog (not that it was much of a challenge)--any of you could be next. You're LUCKY this is over the Internet. It would be WAY worse in person.

Wow that looks familiar, LOL

wuddup, 'Nametry? Thanks for bringing me back from the dead. MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhk*cough*

[Vietnametry]

I see this and will post shortly...

I bit off more than I can chew? Huh- Is that what you're thinking yo
your fanbase is shrinking it's got you resorting to drinking mo
as an escape light you on fire like Vivian's drapes
get gone with the wind urchin fall victim to oblivion's chase
kid you're bananas like bolivian apes trying to wax me
the fact be that you could own Jackson Hewitt and couldn't tax me
my magazine's will open your back b in any combat
an icepick through your 30/30 chest Failtron is all you'll contact
leave you scurrying for safety like a wombat destroy your grill like Vietnam after the series of bombs that
killed father's razed villages and slaughtered daughters and mom's back
in the 50's shifty bit*ch nigaz get mangled and napalmed flat
I always stay armed gat tucked so 2 minute fukc calm that
I embarrass crews I'll Chuck Barris you when I let the gong clap
you're probably in a fushia thong thats riding up your ass rather wrong champ
try to defeat me stay by my dogs and catch a strong stamp
it's been rather long tramp but Imma continue to rip you down
like the Berlin wall when men call you're ready to let them strip you down
and take your manhood waking up the neighbors screaming about how damn good the di*ck is you sick bit*ch I'll shelve that ass like canned goods
your style lacks color and finness like a band of klanned druids
contact a coroner after I finish decoring ya
repeatedly boring ya with a screw driver you fire? Im warning ya I know kung-fu jiver n have two priors you won't make it to a new morning bruh
hit you with a dim mak chop to the throat
Im Bluebeard you plane crash and I'M rocking your boat
so Aalyiah quit looking for a revolution around here
you'll get drowned queer when I letz off the tre pound near
your vital organs get your bible and your Captain Morgans
try to drink away the pain Medusa Queen of the Rapping Gorgons
You'll never be able to surmise my agility cloaked in a veneer you fear that I'll unmask your guise of futility
like the last time we battled you must have been drowsy from studying
He's punching at his screen in dat gotdamn power glove he in
but he doesn't realize that this is just a computer match up
play like condiments for my burger relish your skills and catch up
cause this is one hell of a pickle and I'll get in ya buns
cheesy niga bust at your onion and put this four fifth in your lungs
my flow is touching sorta like watching Jane Pittman die
I'm a perfect image oscillating in Walt Whitman's eye

[Contact]

I see this but I gotta go. I'll respond tomorrow

[Contact]

I heard you like to live dangerously
so you take raw dikk orally and anally, simultaneously
but what's strange to me is what thrill there could possibly be to you, being killed and slain by me
If you wanna sling words raw, homie? you better use the Force, god
I'm a REAL vet, not just the a scrub who gets props like Courtdog
you'll take a face-first fall in the worst brawl you've ever seen
frankly, nothing you've ever keyed in this site impresses me
so to see you sticking out your own neck for severing?
that's heavenly to heavily skilled Capitol wreckers for real
I pick emcees out my teeth after every meal
'cause right now you're out of place
I'll break down your equation and straight beat your ass out of shape
look y'all, the fact is Trig's too shook to brawl
this battle's a mismatch, like Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football
using references that are dry even to those that get 'em
rapping isn't simply spitting random words to rhythms
actually nothing you say ist fact, it's all fantasy
acting antsy, you ain't rapping fancy
fawk punchlines, at best yours just slap like pansies
or poke like annoying little siblings
expose the b!tc# in you like God with Adam and call it a gentle ribbing
it's elementary but this nikka can't solve a simple mystery
My Dear Watson, you'll go from current event to history with your peers watching
now you wanna act like s#!t's changed
if you filled up your ribcage with propane, you still couldn't spit flames
even if your teeth sparked, I came back to teach some of these retards about street art/
all you got to teach is how to suck kock and breathe farts
you gave your own knees carp-al tunnel syndrome, you'd get sent home around these parts/
in a bundle, neatly divided for easy burial with your ID provided, so your family can identify it/
just because you think it, doesn't mean you should write it
your current predicament is what your ignorance just ignited!
yeah, I put out each line knowing that you'll eventually bite it
I bet every night you wish you could connect your mouth to my d!ck
so you could swallow me like Esthero---you ret' ta go...down!
this clown's wanted to gimme brains since the first round when I came off the head and left him a vegetable
what are you, a masochist? You must get sexual pleasure getting your ass kicked!

[Vietnametry]

cute....lol

me, want to give you brains?


You ran away from you pad as a lad cause once dad had had a beer or two
he'd rape you with serverity and now you wanna seek therapy
cause of your upbringing you didn't like the way he was rearing you
so fuck bringin your sexual issues to me you have the temerity
you can't embarrass me your sorta like a homosexual letter
you only cum in male boxes I frazzle the tails of frail foxes
youre an ineffectual feather against the incredible hulk
I'll grind your peanutty ass up into an inedible pulp
u're like Michael Jackson too u don't need a clock to no its bedtime
cause when da big hand touches da little hand u no its get some head time
I dismantle and shread rhymes you're on catepillar tread time
I said Im the nicest mic gripped for behead and drop dead time
you'd never make quarterback cause you're too foreward with your passes
what's your mother's mailing address so I can forward her your ashes
but you'd make a good lineman cause you like penetrating the defense
Im sick of remonstrating when you're demonstrating your weakness
got your ass all out like a roller at freaknik I'll draw and quarter you like a mad horse at the Preakness bitch so what you oughta do is realize when you're weak shit has finally met its match I'll detach your frame to the streets kid
Im not your supporter fool cause I despise your steez squid
your like a hotel porter dude want a tip get a degree kid
n the wash room n high school u stood n white puddles fuckin coward
u're coach looked at you n said what i tell u about farting n the shower?
put a dynamite cap in your draws and let it explode in your crack
You ambulance emcee you go woo woo when men put loads in your back
you're probably a gregarious extroverted aquarius witta precarious
fixation for anal areas who handles the phone like a Stradivarius
you're hilarious I'll overturn your shit like Tavoulareas
pepetrating like you're nefarious you're not really Deltron you're suffering from a vicarious
pathological identity disorder you nonentity I augment your enmity
and leave you in a state of high entropy you're like a penitentiary-
bars of steel but no one gets open off you so guard your grill
this bad apple is hard to peel and still you attempt to be real
but this retard is ewwwwlll mentally you're developmentally ill
you have a Bronx boulevard of seals chance of me giving a win to you
arching your eyebrows putting lipstick on let me pluck your chin for you
this is the end for you your dental records won't be completed
cause I'll b taking ur teeth wit me when darkness falls u've been defeated
please be seated and let me break it down to your bitch ass
tryn 2 control a ferrari at top speed wita hemmy u're bound 2 catch whiplash I'll put you on the strip fast bitch better have my money or you'll be catching a clip
ashes to ashes dust to dust as I piss on your crip trash
your tombstone to the ground clown and pink slip your trick ass
and as usual I'll be dressed in fiery red at your funeral
youre the type that's read the book, seen the movie, and done the musical
your numerals have been pulled you must have cerebral thrombosis
thinking that you couldn't ever fuck with one line of my dope shit
It's hopless Im sicker than pneumonoultramicroscopicsilocovolcanokoniosis
you must be on boat bitch I'll leave your throat slit
and me wanting to suck your dick? ummm no
dumbo your mumbo jumbo is gumbo against columbo
and while you crumble I'll be jacking off to your face pic
thinking about spitting this nut all in your debaseless eyes and face kid
Are you wasted? You probably have your ass pasted on adam4adam
but this here mountain will rock that ass like Macadam Madam
I can't fathom you succeeding with your self mastery project pop songs
Take your gassed arrogant ass over to Cerebrals.com

[Contact]

the fact is, your flow's abhorrent
I don't know what you think it is about your style that's so important
that it would even entitle you to be my rival--dude,
you're so wack, if mosquitos could rap, they wouldn't bite off you
all this time and you haven't improved
I didn't want to believe it, I guess it's sad but it's true
suppose it's evidence of what just one bad whupping can do
you still find pieces of my foot in your stool
from the last time we battled, and that was two years ago
I got lines like garrottes, *ahem*...let me clear my throat
it's only written quotes but in your mind what you hear is dope
who gives a fock if any of our so-called "peers" vote
obviously, I'm the only real emcee who comes near this joke
of a battle board, what are you, insane? this is typing class
if you ever face-to-face me live on stage, your fukkin life will flash
before your eyes as you're enveloped by fear
$#!t, it's happening now, and I can tell it from here
sitting comfortably in my chair, sipping a beer
SOHH, see how easily I'm ripping this queer?
you can try to re-write gilgamesh, you still ain't fresh
all those lines of nonsense don't make your skills the best
it justs wastes valuable time, I could be using properly
like showing these mockeries of rappers how it ought to be
done properly, unlike this dumb sloppy cocky queef
SportsCenter's interview seat isn't as hot as me
"one line of your dope $#!t?" ALL of that $#!t was horrid
the proof is in the porridge, rhyming "forward" with "forward"
so what if you misspelled it once?
you ain't flexible enough to spit like a splint on an elephant trunk
so we can settle this once and for all, hopefully
I lapped you twice, that's the only reason you look close to me
to those who just tuned in, but if you're clued in, it's no contest--it's obvious who'll win
use this thrashing as a way to tell your true friends;
if they tell you "keep rapping" you should be through with them.

[Contact]

For real though Trig your last **** was dope. The flow is crazy if you read it all the way through. It's just not an easy read. It also goes on too long. I've learned over time that less is more.

[Vietnametry]

The joy of cooking...
(coming soon)
Round 3:
I will engorge you ingurgitate and masticate your bones kid
like the witch in Hansel and Gretel scorch you like tin on a tea kettle
Im tha beef w/out the provolone kid to hell with hope
cause I'll break that ass off like a serving of melba toast
how you want it a la king al dente or a la mode
in the battle youre unleavened souped up like consomme
you're wack brethen bust you open the wonton way
send you up in a flambe like cherries jubilee upon my tray
is where I'll serve you dry you blanch and butterfly you
saute puree devein and stir-fry you
youre fruitier than baked Alaska I'll duct tape and blast you
prepare this last meal for you Jew like the apostle matthew
holy chopsticks I'll throw you on my chopping block with a pizza cutter to your windpipe
and then light- the stove up
shove a meat thermometer up that ass and let the oven door close up
the type of aroma you emit makes my company's nose turn up
forget youre still broiling and let you burn up
throw your crispy ass on my lazy Suzan
you're crazy choosing a battle with me you analogous to a baby boozing spitting gerber on its bib
ice you like sherbet in a lid
fukc with me I'll get the cutlery and show you who the butler b
rock you to your grissel you aint my dog you're Wiener schnitzel
Im colder than gazpacho fukc it vichyssoise I'll go ahead and lop yo
head off Im the wrong loaf of rye to try to break bread off
you'll get lead off to a tree stump
like a chicken and get you head cut off don't go on me chump
the spicket that you flow from is all dried up
you'll get your kidneys and liver julienned and youre insides plus
I'll put your body on my souvlaki your styles sweeter than sukiyaki
I'll put you out quicker than a gallon of saki kid watch me...

[Contact]

just to answer your question, chief,
using every single word you ever learned isn't impressing me
you're just reaching like Dhalsim, you ain't fantastic, mister
your ass gets blistered when my plasma-hot rappin hits ya
and the-sad-fact is your prefab raps can't stand up to my freestyle, like their kneecaps were clapped
love is a shot from 400 yards on a target's moving mouth with a Colt thunder rod
and now you're the public enemy logo,
the crippling came quickly but it feels like it's slow-mo
this cream puff must be coocoo like cocoa
you're far from coca uncut, "look mom I'm loco!"
you can't even get local props with your vocals
you sound like me several years ago...
I kinda chuckle when I read your posts, I can hear MY flow
what's next? You gonna grow dreds and move to Sacramento?
you're such a biter that you even had to jack my INTRO
but the fact is, in spite of what you pretend to know
about flows and raps you're falling flat like a collapsed ventricle
you couldn't deal with the pressure in my head that pushes my pencil lead to connect letters, instead
you-just sit up in bed and fantasize about having skills
it's only right for biters to rhyme about snacks and meals
applied-your incisors to my style and cracked your grill
you're wack for real, like onomatopoeia, your "sounds" don't "affect" me
I wouldn't wanna be ya like you drowned on a jet ski
but for you it's monkey "sea" monkey "doo"
talking about your recipes like I care about what flunkies do
you're not a jedi yet, my young padawan
battle songs? fock that, I'm a head-wrapped man-at-arms in babylon
you were useless to have along, I'm glad you're gone
you should quit rapping, grab a guitar and play some sad-ass songs
like Ledbelly, cuz nothing you said really
had any impact while I attack like the israelis
sure this is freestyle, but still you kids pay me
with your lives just to witness them, even Hitler's friends hail me
honestly, you're so wack that words fail me.
I wouldn't feel your $#!t even if I had to braille read
you're still a squire, not a scribe, don't get the letters mixed
why even read your verses, I could just go back and check MY $#!t
from before I was old enough to drink, and it's obvious to me that it's molding what you think
you think you're battling me? That's flattering, see, I never knew my rhyme patterns were really mattering
to the extent that I'd have my own clones,
what the fock, is this a movie? ET, phone home!
it's funny how you tried to throw the book at a nerd
I wrote the book! compared to it, your verse looks like a turd
with them non-conceptual, god-awful texts you do, polysyllabic words out of context you use
my son, God has a message for you: be original
otherwise running your mouth is only massaging my genitals.

[Vietnametry]

ok Punchinello...you are asking for it...
Round 4 coming very shortly


Your lugubrious booty sh*it is ludicrous so get back lick my di*ck sack you piss act Im da ruler bit*ch
I'll put your body parts in a cooler with a pack of ice you lack the nice skills that I deal so you better practice nightly
or I might be reeling your gills how could I bite the rat that Im battling you're full of more hot air than Montgolfier the fact that your babbling
about you's a nerd makes me want to put the press to your prints like Gutenburg take your safety off before you shoot your verbs
so you don't have to be afraid deary your writing just shows me your at the inception stage of the Piaget theory
don't make me take your Bonesapart and squish you like Sienna bring your lil Napoleonic riff-raff to a close like the congress of Vienna
you Renoir I haven't yet found my impression for you but its leaning toward wack turn your back and I'll destroy you
I spit with ease you don't want drama sh*it'll get tragic for you Euripides I completely surface strip emcees
so prattle off while your bedwetting I'll be passing out Invitations to your beheading like Vladamir Nabokov
And for your information I have revelations while mass mauling
That it has finally been announced BABYLON the Great has fallen
write your etudes you gay fool your dwindling away dude
I'll scorch your butt with a cup of cafe au lait dude
take that bullsh*it to Volgograd or Lyonnais do
you really think that I won't filet and mcveigh you?
Im the MESSIAH you can't HANDEL my candle I'll slay you
so go and get your klan involved I'll leave you on the isle of the dead like Rachmaninov burn til all your fam dissolves
at the rate I see I'll have you finished in less than three months like Super HIV you'll meet your fate by me
You're not part of my genus you're like the hole in my penis
flowing down in toilets break you down I won't let you take my crown and soil it
Im blazing saddles in battles and you on that Conan Doyle sh*it
in the future be more cautious of the imbroglios you get embroiled with
around here you'll get flipped par/ I have love for you but we can go to war like Ishtar/turn you into prune whip par
Im Poiseidon and Im presiding with a trident/ you opprobrious tyrant be quiet you're simply one of my many aspirants/just be compliant defiance will get that ass silenced/you sound just like that oreo Bryant so why even try it
my diet consists of pitiful maudlin emcees like you
I'd tell you that you're second verse was dope but I don't wanna hype you
Im the wrong cyborg for you to even try and type to
all right you varmant you've lost all of your charmed wit
don't look so incredibly alarmed trick I'll dislocate your forearm with
a simple verse and leave you in a herse so go and buy the farm bit*ch
One yaself like the cotangent of x divided by the tangent of x
gotdamnit Im fresh and ya couldn't stand it and left
your like granite befert of the properties that a diamond has
your elementary school prepubescent rhyming ass/has a lot to learn about how to afterburn
as the chapters turn I'll become like that velociraptor bird
and take you apart limb from limb it really costs to be on (own)
I cremate muthafukcas like Paradis Lost is my free home
you sound like Joan Sutherland take your wack ass to another land
I'll put out your eye with a rubberband I'm Danny Glover and
beloved I got you scared straight from my wonderworks/youre just a blunder jerk an unprepared flake
wanna know first hand how long a trip in a wheel chair takes?
to get to me you're pigeon sh*it to me Im rap's Voltaire skate
to another state and see if I even give a pick through a brick wall
so piss off cause I don't give a sh*t/youre jovial-
but wait you can't equate this polynomial
Im cancerous your played out like daguerrotype and an abacus
You sh*t natural logs but of course since you're base E
meaning a failure I'll leave you holier than a cantata by Mahailia
you're a disgrace b/
Imma leave this G flat on his ass cause I don't give an F-sharp since birth we're on the same scale but Im about to bust out of my girth
you can't diss me you're history your rhymes are all dippy yo
I'll put you on your ass faster than Hannibal did Scipio
dreadlocks? I'll leave ya fam tied you look more like Skippy bro
and your skills are looking well- I'll be honest- kinda iffy yo

[Contact]

I'ma do a flashback to blast at this wack cat with fast raps, you jacked that style from 'Tact: fact
Best believe you'll get a call from ASCAP BMI ****** maggots like you are quite far from being fly, dawg, you're a follower, cuz I'm the one with the seeing eye. Vietnametry? he's alright, but he's not -nice-
and I read your amateurish manuscript--I caught your little reference to an abacus, and laughed at it, youcan't make the grade at the math-and-it's
obvious, cuz you can't discern "played" from classic $#!t, face the facts: you're a ****** b!tch, you could throw a jab and crack your wrist just with the air resistence, you don't have to hit
so can I please have my style back? My roots run deep--my thoughts are like the banks of the nile--black
while you just pile wack brick upon brick, think you're making pyramids and ain't really builiding jack $#!t
cuz your variables weren't very able to carry the load, plus your tongue trails down male's hairy choads--I know it shouldn't matter that you're a fairy so I'll focus on your skill development and how it's very slow. cuz you're only half a "man" like "Gary Cole..." , I only dug three feet deep, that's all we need for your burial
shall I continue, or have you had enough? damn, what is it with all these fockin' crabs on my nuts? and it's not from stabbin' the muff, it's from rappin' gruff, but cats catch on and chow down and still ain't catchin' up, you know what? That's sad as f#ck
you'll never master this, like I said before, it's obvious that's you're a masochist cuz at this point it's just crass to resist, and frankly I don't care whose dikk you sucked or ass you kissed to get votes since I've been gone, you still can't match my scripts
cuz you've still been wack since you were a blastocyst in your mother's uterus...at first the doctor thought that you were a cancerous
tumor, I also heard that you fancy panties and bloomers instead of briefs or boxers, you swallow seed and cock-slurp, at least that's the rumor...I guess we'll never know since you're pushing up petunias
daises? Hell, what's your favorite flower? Your favorite memory was your first day in the shower in the locker room, when you realized that ladies just were not for you, my bad, I got off-topic, true...
this is about skills, and how you don't have 'em, but denigrating you makes me feel better than braggin
cuz frankly, it's apparent someone already told-ya I was nice, hence the biting, hence the ultimate exposure in the sight of all these dot-com wordsmiths courtesy of Contacts investigative services. Veitnamatry? He's gone, cats...let's just say the Earth's surface is
his new roof, 'cause I'm tired of this fruit loop, somebody tell whoever was his boss they need a new recruit

[Contact]

You should change the title of the thread to "Vietnametry vs. Contact" if you can, since we're the only two in it.

Also, by doing that, it's somewhat less obvious that you're biting me.

[Vietnametry]

I have to clean up a little but trust me, your grave is calling you...