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Originally Posted by The legendary BadGuy
.......how come ....kelis didnt wear a white dress ........
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*nas and kelis pickin out wedding clothes*
nas: hey kelis, what about this virgin white dress here?
kelis:

geez esco, dont spend all ur drug money now, we have the reception to plan for. hey what about this green dress...
*male attendent comes by*
attendent: u need some help with the measurements on this dress?
*attendent starts to measure and feel up kelis, right in front of nas*
attendent: oopps i dropped my tape measure down ur blouse let me get it
*nas looks in the opposite dirrection and pretends like he doesnt see it*
kelis: hmm ill think ill take off my clothes and try this dress on
attendent: ill come and help
nas:

me too...
kelis: nas, u kno u cant see me naked until our wedding night, this attendent will do fine
*in the dressing room kelis whores herself out ann jones style to the attendent while nas stands by twidling his thumbs*