CarmelEyes joins sohh in May 2001. On that day the sohh server crashed. Felica Palmer and Steven Samuel didn’t understand why, however, the server got back to normal.
Around May 2001 CarmelEyes is quiet around sohh for like 1-2 months, not really doing anything major, just checking out some posts, saying a “Hi” here and there.
CarmelEyes soon makes a friend named Whoisanita and Destiny.
A poster by the name of Poetically Refreshin, later known as The_Poet joins sohh in July 2001. He becomes cool with CarmelEyes.
Poetically Refreshin made posts about Black Women empowerment, black rights, and jazzy chill out instrumental lp’s.
Poetically Refreshin starts talking with a poster named Nisa-132, the kid holla’ing at that on some grown man shiet. He got her number and shared laughs with her.
Anyway, sohh’s The Ladies Room had a lot of threads about women’s issues/ news/ and occasional hiphop.
Soon enough RettaS, IndiaBlu, Intelsis all join what was known as the Soul Food Circle. The Soul Food Circle is simply an alliance in the ladies room. The full members were
1. CarmelEyes – president
2. Intelsis – Right Hand man – Her job entailed cosigning everything CarmelEyes had to say
3. RettaS – CarmelEyes’s jester – Her job entailed cosigning everything CarmelEyes had to say
4. IndiaBlu – CarmelEyes’s groupie – Her job entailed cosigning everything CarmelEyes had to say
Whoisanita was close with CarmelEyes but she wasn’t part of The Soul Food Circle because she felt she was superior in her set. Plus she didn’t have time for an E-Gang, yes this was the VERY FIRST E-Gang, way before The Movement, Geek Unit, and
E F I. . . . so understand shiet was serious.
The Soul Food Circle would always meet on sohh chats to talk about Showtime’s Soul Food. Sohh chats were filled, like up to 22 heads some times. A lot of roasting went on there. Connie used to get roasted back then, back then he was known as Massa Buffatso. This was around late 2001 and early 2002.
Poetically Refreshin recognizes that CarmelEyes fronts like her doo-doo don’t stink so he basically stopped chatting with her. He got into beefs with her all the time, and they became enemies.
Poetically Refreshin told members that CarmelEyes was a psycho but nobody listened.
Poetically Refreshin leaves the game for a while and practices yoga in the woods on some Ricky Williams shiet.
Later on, CarmelEyes starts her publishing company, CarmelEyesOrygynals. She releases many poems at the Poetry Corner and befriends RUKUS, a Nigerian emcee/poet. CarmelEyes releases a picture of herself, all the fellas started complimenting her. Even CarmelEyes nemesis Poetically Refreshin caught a hard-on while he wrote diss poems about her. Poetically Refreshin looked down at his erected d1ck and said “Man what you doin?”
Anyway, CarmelEyes forms this new moniker, Digital Diva. The ladies on sohh gathered whenever she would make a thread. It was like those Smith sisters on Fresh Prince, when they saw each other in a thread they would be like “DIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
They would give each other cheek to cheek kisses, high fives, and bump butts.
Felicia Palmer, CEO of Sohh.com was also a comrade of CarmelEyes. CarmelEyes once made a comment to Felicia Palmer like “Guuuuuuuurllll . . . that dress . . . *snaps fingers* . . . your working it gurrrrrl!!!” Felicia Palmer then replied “Ok you are the new Mod of The Ladies Room congratulations.” When CarmelEyes became mod her power was solidified. She now had full hegemony over sohh members.
Poetically Refreshin came out to protest about CarmelEyes being mod. But nigguhs wasn’t trying to hear all that.
CarmelEyes soon becomes romantically involved with RUKUS. They trade pictures on AIM and share conversations over the phone.
CarmelEyes soon puts up a new picture of herself on her avatar. This picture was not the same picture she has posted before, IT WAS HER REAL PICTURE THIS TIME. But this picture looked gross. A nigguh O.D.’ing over Viagra wouldn’t get it up if he saw her pic. Matter fact, her pic looked so bad it looked like 50nBanks on her best day. Poetically Refreshin knew this chick was a fraud but he couldn’t prove it yet.
CamelEyes starts another sohh chat. The chat is packed once again. CarmelEyes starts the
convo up by talking about VMA Awards. Posters like Screwball, PanamaJesus, Shaklair, NCA90210, and Eklektik.
In the middle of the chat RettaS comes in all late. CarmelEyes says “Where were you RettaS?” RettaS replies “Oh I had a late class at my Community College” CarmelEyes says “You still go to community college . . .. HAHA . . you dumbass” RettaS replies “HAHA . . I know right.” RettaS doesn’t show it but she is offended by CarmelEyes comments. She just plays along like the fat girl allowed to be on the cheerleading squad. RettaS was just happy enough to be allowed in the Soul Food Circle so she didn’t mind being CarmelEyes punching bag.
Later in the chat, RettaS says “Hey guys BRB . . . I have to get a bite to eat.” While RettaS is away CarmelEyes is cracking jokes on her overweight ass. RettaS comes back. CarmelEyes says “Damn RettaS how many meals you ate? Ol’ humpback whale ass heffa” RettaS replies “HAHA . . CarmelEyes you are so funny.” CarmelEyes says “No you are the one whos funny, with your whole closet smelling like warm creamy Au Gratin . . . . all you do is eat, you fat ugly fukkin piece of shiet fukkery of a person” RettaS replies “HAHA . . I know right. I love you CarmelEyes.” RettaS reaches out to CarmelEyes for an e-hug but CarmelEyes smacks her arms off her and says “Get the fukk off me you smelly ass bytch” and RettaS “HAHA . . . I know right”
CarmelEyes knew RettaS was fat because she made the fatal mistake of sending her picture to her. She felt she could trust CarmelEyes.
One day at a private sohh chat; this was only for members of the Soul Food Circle, CarmelEyes said “EVERYBODY LINE UP IN COMPLETE ORDER.” RettaS, Intelisis, and IndiaBlu all stood up straight in a line. CarmelEyes went down the line for inspection. As she came across RettaS she said “Tuck In That Gut” . . . she went to Intelsis and said “Fix that face” and Intelsis replied by saying “But that’s the way I’m born” and CarmelEyes proceded to put a paperbag over her head and said “Its nothing personal . . . its just I ate” and then CarmelEyes proceded to IndiaBlu and started to pet her head and said “You are growing to be one fine soldier.” IndiaBlu then got a sparkle in her eyes on some sheit like “Youre my SHERO!!!” CarmelEyes says “The Agenda for today . . . . everyone hand in their social security numbers, phone numbers, full names, addresses, pin-numbers, job address, supervisor full name, etc” and RettaS rushed on some shiet like “I aint no fool” and gave CarmelEyes all her information. Intelsis and Indiablu were reluctant but they ended feeding to the pressure.
Poetically Refreshin makes some threads dissing black women like the infamous “Black Women vs. White Women”
Quote from the thread:
“White Women --- They call up their politician and vote in elections
Black Women --- They sit home all day and vote on Hot 97 for who won the battle Nas or Jay-Z”
Poetically Refreshin makes another thread asking why Black Women don’t brush their tongue but instead load their mouth up with trident gum to cover up their tart breath. He says that white women are wonderful because their breath smells like soft strawberries and orchid gardens.
CarmelEyes sees these threads and gets her boys on him. So then BAM . . . Poetically Refreshin is BANNED!!!!
So now the poster known as Poetically Refreshin comes back on sohh and registers as The_Poet.
CarmelEyes claims to have a boyfriend/husband that takes care of her but she stays posting poems about her wet cooch on a deserted Island in the poetry corner. CarmelEyes and RUKUS talk and make plans to meet up. IndiaBlu gets jealous because she has an interest in RUKUS. So IndiaBlu betrays CarmelEyes and tries to hook up with RUKUS on the low. CarmelEyes finds out and just looks at IndiaBlu at a different angle. This whole situation is like CarmelEyes is Nino Brown and IndiaBlu is Nino Brown’s brother. CarmelEyes cornered IndiaBlu in a chat and IndiaBlu started begging for her life saying “Am I my sister’s keeper?” However, CarmelEyes had bigger plans so she spared her life and didn’t kick her out of the “Inner Circle.”
CarmelEyes claimed to live in 10 different states. She claimed to be a computer programmer, data analysts, engineer, software manager, etc. She held different identities. This is all part of her condition. She was a psycho.
The truth about her started to come out and that’s when she broke-down and left. CarmelEyes made plans to meet with a whole bunch of posters but she never did. CarmelEyes left IndiaBlu hanging at a Skating Rink one time which got IndiaBlu to thinking if CarmelEyes is who she says she is.
One night CarmelEyes was on the phone with IndiaBlu, they started talking about Boris Kodjoe and then out of nowhere CarmelEyes decided to act like her husband was calling her so she threw her voice across the room in a manly voice “Hey Baby . . . what’s for dinner?” and CarmelEyes replied to her own voice “We having Tacos” and she replied back to her own voice playing the husband “OH . . . THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT!!!” Then CarmelEyes loudly smacked her own ass pretending it was her imaginary husband who smacked her ass.
CarmelEyes seems to have over did it, and didn’t realize that IndiaBlu has brains. I mean what else is in that forehead? The bytch rocks a maximum strength headband when running track.
CarmelEyes came back on the phone like shiet was sweet but IndiaBlu wasn’t having it, she replied “Uh . . . what kind of fool do you take me as?” CarmelEyes responded “Umm . . excuse me?” IndiaBlu said “Yeah . . you heard me, you a phoney” CarmelEyes started panicking and tried to strike a deal with IndiaBlu and said “Ok ok ok . . . calm down . . . listen . . . if you keep this between us I’ll move you up in the status in the Soul Food Circle.” IndiaBlu replies “Yo who are you? Are you really from Texas? Whats your real name?” CarmelEyes gets pissed at the fact that IndiaBlu didn’t jump at the offer “Listen bytch don’t worry about all that . . . I knew you wanted my shine all along . . .” IndiaBlu and CarmelEyes begin throwing jabs at each other over the phone. IndiaBlu plays telephone with sohh posters and word gets out that CarmelEyes is a fraud.
The next day CarmelEyes removes her avatar, email address, custom status, etc from sohh. And she deletes her own website and blackplanet page.
The next day sohh rejoiced that CarmelEyes rulership ended. It was like those Iraqi people taking down that statute of Saddam Hussein. The Ladies Room no longer had a rulership. There is no centralized government. Intelsis and RettaS were left to moderate but they chilled out, and then they appointed YannaDaLilMomma but she left so they gave the job to IndiaBlu.
CarmelEyes come back as an alias to air out all her issues with members. And all of sohh ganged up on her again.
CarmelEyes tried going under alias’s but it just wasn’t the same, she couldn’t establish herself as the Digital Diva. So she quit bothering with the alias’s.
CarmelEyes is now working at Key Food and works part-time on that big white sanitation machine truck thing that squirts water on the edges of sidewalks and uses brushes on the sides to scrub it up. It may not pay much but she is keeping busy. She comes on sohh once a week and continues taking her medication. The only posters she is feeling right now is CoCoPuffs and Forte. CarmelEyes called Felicia Palmer a couple times after she left sohh but didn’t talk, she just wanted to hear her voice.
Right now, CarmelEyes is in a corner punching her face-in while talking to herself “Why did I have to fake that voice with IndiaBlu? Dammit we almost had it guys . .. we almost had it”
All of sudden Carmeleys gets up, while she is all alone in a room and starts talking to herself saying “David what you mean you want meatloaf? It’s too late in the night. Daniel isn’t it passed your bed-time? Angela I love you. Calvin youre funny . . .”
So there you have it, an infamously psycho poster named CarmelEyes. She influenced posters and had everyone’s respect on sohh until her big secret came out.
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Damn, The_Poet, how you gon forget how CarmelEyes use to be acting in the chat room when it came to the men?? Especially me, she'd always get mad when I'd flirt with one of the girls up in there besides here LOL.
Anyway, FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY ass story....those were the days ....when that sh!t went down, it was hilarious
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the funny part that a lotta folks don't know is that when I was on the Sprite Liquid Mix tour back in the summer of 2002, I was hookin' up SOHH peeps in a lotta cities that I was in. I would get 10 tickets for every city that the tour stopped in. Caramel was one of the people who contacted me via email asking for tickets to one of the shows in CA talkin bout "Eric and I want to see Jay-Z too". A few days leading up to the show, I was unable to get in contact with her... no numbers she gave me worked and she didn't return emails. My friend in Oakland (she knows who she is) informed me that Caramel aka 'whomever' was jive shaky and hadn't ever shown up and any of their meet-n-greet functions and to not include her in the list of people to provide tickets to. It wasn't until later on when I really returned to the TLR boards that I found out the truth behind everything
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A Biography of CarmelEyes (The Final Biography)
....when that sh!t went down, it was hilarious
