...and then i was like "Yo, Charlie, ya fawkin' moolie! Put the vase* down!"
And lo and behold he ordered the eggs sunny side up just as i had told me pal Conrad who said congratulations on rad bombastic beer on draft while we launched plastic on dad with mom standing by on that long shaft moms craft bombs past lawn cats from Bombatt.
*at that point in time as you know it I pronounced the word "Vosssss" and let my S's trickle off like the end of a urine stream so's I could keep it real with my suburb homeys and get invited to their keggers where blouses fall off amateur keg-standers and i smoke joints and pass judgement on every little pantywaist that walks by. cake-eatin Structure wearin " I met Barbara streisand" ass mother fockers!
So we grabbed all the clouds but four and left the remainder for the Earth-dwellers whom we warned wouldn't awake until all seeds were planted.
They swore oaths against us but it mattered little.
I had the mask of boccpale which bent the will of others towards gerbils and caused uoprising amongst River folk.
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It gets deep but averge SOHHians cant hang.
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Its not like it was.
For example: #@*_"><#@(
yeah thats right comprehend THAT one you slimy ninnyhammer.
So we began our travels. The only thing that could stop our fiery hearts now was Rectum. And Behold! There Rectum stood, blocking our path. Blocking even the sunlight. Rectum eclipsed all things as we know it and all fell into shadow until the red eyed Tiki warrior burst through the undergrowth upon his steed which resembled a winged porpoise.
Tiki strove with Rectum and the mountains were crtowned with flame. The battle reaged for ages and all who looked upon it from afar percieved lightning and fire which is the only way their puny closed brains would allow themselves to view it. Had they not been blind, they would have seen something else entirely as two minds raged and earth bent and cracked. They would have seen not One, but 63875026702974 Celestial beings bearing the symbol ~y~.
The rune for life, and they sang and in their song a moment was revealed to all. A moment of serenity. A feeling that nine million bongloads could not be compared to.
Plus at the rate we were flying, i loudly declared it to be the whoopingest time ever and joyously banged my pots and pans until the handles were rusted over with my blood. We danced until dusk and then Yudale told me to touch my toes. At that time a mallet flew eastward and smote Mr. Redwind on the backside. He let out a holler and then carried Yudale to the crater. We heard her peals of laughter as her raggedy body bounced and careened from one molten hot boulder to the other, shattering her frail bones and ripping her skin. We resumed dancing and this time the pounding of our feet brought animals from hiding and they lifter their brows in wonder.
Once we stumbled down the back path, giggling and whispering, we found ourselves in a citrus orchard. My fisrt clue was the low hanging lemon which plopped agains my forehead as we walked by the low hanging fruits. The sound was grotesque and we responded with peals of stoned laughter.
i grabbed it by the fin and let it pull me dreamily into the abyss. We were struck by teacups of tin and porcelain, but we cared not. Uncle Reevus was there with his best rug cutters on , smiling gaily as we traipsed along happily. I cared not for any others we saw that day but the cottonballs ran climbed screamed noodle butt had no rarity portly men came decide whether fruit banana red dead.
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