gr0ss vs. Happenstance

[Happenstance]

first to 5 votes...

[gr0ss]

what's up with this? lol - Where was my pm?

post up then -

"I take pleasure of laying a nigga down daily"

[Happenstance]

Goodness gracisous kid your gay **** is basically based in basic,
Rapin’ artistic freedom w/ repugnant, rhetoric restated,
Well stated, 0 aint just misstated, it’s the worth of your statements,
Your sageless, satires ancient, sadly makeshift and played ****.
Your punches lack gravity, seen dyslexic they no way hit (weigh it),
Plus your battle records faker than Lil Kims face, waist and tits,
You SEEM dope cuz your dyckriders stay promotin’ your worthless verses,
My purpose? To help this *****, like gynecologist nurses,
I got about 21 questions of how you beat 19 people while strecthcin’,
Lines that’s more played In the Club than most of 50 Cent’s records,
U Wanksta peasant, lookin’ stupid like rockin’ a hoody and loafers,
Plus you aint seein’ my lines like fat kids tryin’ to get on roller coasters.
Most of your battles are won by politricks NOT skill so close up,
Cuz if they keep this up your head will be bigger than Jason Kidd’s son.
For real sohh I don’t exaggerate it’s as if I’m battlin’ Hanson,
Cuz his verse cum off gross like he’s masterbatin’ to Marilyn Manson,
Must be handsome, your font is cute but your skills must be held ransome,
Cuz I aint seen or heard of them, like Helen Keller’s life span son,
Hello, anyone home? Yeah your girl, servin’ some ham up,
Seems fishy no beef, just your chicken ****in’ me…that damn slut,
U and I have something in common we both can boast to fill her (filler),
But mine is in her innards while yours are in your thin words.
Asdie from links your last verse was weak, meek and sucked.
Face the facts when you speak all we see is butt

you hot, rarely, most of your battles are won barely,

and why??? would you...

Originally posted by gr0ss


"take pleasure of laying a nigga down daily"

***edited to bold items...

[gr0ss]

impressive. I'm holler back tonight.

[Happenstance]

wouldn't want you to miss this....

[gr0ss]

Originally posted by Happenstance

Cuz his verse cum off gross like he’s masterbatin’ to Marilyn Manson,
Must be handsome, your font is cute but your skills must be held ransome,



***edited to bold items...

Yo - U added this in...U can't do this.

[Happenstance]

Originally posted by gr0ss
Yo - U added this in...U can't do this.

lol...man I changed the color cuz you couldn't really tell that I was clownin' your "TAHOMA" font, not a change of content AT ALL. If you would like I will change it back though...

plus...wut's takin' you so long to post..you obviously have time to comment..u said you usually write in like 20-30 minutes.

[gr0ss]

Shut the fukk up - Who the fukk r u hurrying me up? - I ain't even started writin for your bittch ass yet...I always copy paste my opponents verses into Notepad before I start writin to compare...so i have your original verse...and u edited that shiet in - WTF u think i'm dumb nicca?

[gr0ss]

I ain't GAY or a N*E*R*D - But i'm still PROVIDIN'-BLOWS.
You droppin' off constantly so where's your bus-drivin' clothes?
I lure bittches in italian kitchens - Sweatin' hoes with PIZZAZZ.
This clown's bars reek a piss - They could shame those at Alcatraz.
You PLAIN ASS STOOPID - Like french-kissin' a SARS victim.
Cos This battle TWO ONE-SIDED like siamese twins reminiscin'
Leave you scared and blue, pissin' - like in contempt at the station.
Nuggas goin' feel your $hit 'cos you attemptin' alliteration?
You wudn't know one - to say hello to one.
Aiming high wit' punchlines - But where's your flow at son?
gr0ss delivery equals illness - Like Hussain's name was "DOMINO"
Bittch you dropping off suicidal - Off a cliff - Cough a GERON I.M.O
You a wast'a'space son who shoulda been cooked with the jews.
Good Thought's couldn't COME TO MIND - If Einstein ear-fukked you.
Because I'm giving you the finger - *** - doesn't mean you "take my hand"
Even raped that nerdy virgin army cat - and still didn't TAKE-COMMAND.
Haha - Again I ain't gay - but fags always going DOWN cuzza me - Like Gravition you ain't groundin' me.
When you hear "FACE THE MUSIC" - Mothafukkers be surroundin' me.
I'm dirty handed fool! After GRABBING your BULL-$hit BY THE HORNS.
You couldn't bring heat and serve me - If you brought me food with Satan's fork.
You posted up quick - So i'll give you props that ain't deserved.
But you know that saying bittch - First come..........First is SERVED.

[gr0ss]

upping this for votes...

[Propaganda]

Originally posted by Happenstance
Goodness gracisous kid your gay **** is basically based in basic,
Rapin’ artistic freedom w/ repugnant, rhetoric restated,
Well stated, 0 aint just misstated, it’s the worth of your statements,
Your sageless, satires ancient, sadly makeshift and played ****.***decent opening, not too much impact
Your punches lack gravity, seen dyslexic they no way hit (weigh it),
Plus your battle records faker than Lil Kims face, waist and tits,***lol
You SEEM dope cuz your dyckriders stay promotin’ your worthless verses,
My purpose? To help this *****, like gynecologist nurses,***pretty good
I got about 21 questions of how you beat 19 people while strecthcin’,
Lines that’s more played In the Club than most of 50 Cent’s records,***nice, coulda flipped it better
U Wanksta peasant, lookin’ stupid like rockin’ a hoody and loafers,
Plus you aint seein’ my lines like fat kids tryin’ to get on roller coasters.***huh?
Most of your battles are won by politricks NOT skill so close up,
Cuz if they keep this up your head will be bigger than Jason Kidd’s son.***this doesn't even rhyme, but its relevant
For real sohh I don’t exaggerate it’s as if I’m battlin’ Hanson,
Cuz his verse cum off gross like he’s masterbatin’ to Marilyn Manson***meh
Must be handsome, your font is cute but your skills must be held ransome
Cuz I aint seen or heard of them, like Helen Keller’s life span son,***lol nice
Hello, anyone home? Yeah your girl, servin’ some ham up,
Seems fishy no beef, just your chicken ****in’ me…that damn slut,***filler
U and I have something in common we both can boast to fill her (filler),
But mine is in her innards while yours are in your thin words.***haha
Asdie from links your last verse was weak, meek and sucked.
Face the facts when you speak all we see is butt***meh

you hot, rarely, most of your battles are won barely,

and why??? would you...***lol ouch



***edited to bold items...

[N'vinsabol]

creativity-gr0ss
punches-gr0ss
flow-gr0ss
wordplay-gr0ss(but Hap had some good wordplay too)

favorite lines:
-gr0ss-
//Good Thought's couldn't COME TO MIND - If Einstein ear-fukked you//

//Because I'm giving you the finger - *** - doesn't mean you "take my hand"//

//You posted up quick - So i'll give you props that ain't deserved.
But you know that saying bittch - First come..........First is SERVED.//

-Happenstance-
// U and I have something in common we both can boast to fill-her//

//Cuz if they keep this up your head will be bigger than Jason Kidd’s son//

[Propaganda]

Originally posted by gr0ss
I ain't GAY or a N*E*R*D - But i'm still PROVIDIN'-BLOWS.
You droppin' off constantly so where's your bus-drivin' clothes?***ok
I lure bittches in italian kitchens - Sweatin' hoes with PIZZAZZ.
This clown's bars reek a piss - They could shame those at Alcatraz.***meh
You PLAIN ASS STOOPID - Like french-kissin' a SARS victim.
Cos This battle TWO ONE-SIDED like siamese reminiscin'***you coulda worded this 10x better
Leave you scared and blue, pissin' - like in contempt at the station.
Nuggas goin' feel your $hit 'cos you attemptin' alliteration?***nice personal
You wudn't know one - to say hello to one.
Aiming high wit' punchlines - But where's your flow at son?***not feeling this at all
gr0ss delivery equals illness - Like Hussain's name was "DOMINO"
Bittch you dropping off suicidal - Off a cliff - Cough a GERON I.M.O***I don't get this
You a wast'a'space son who shoulda been cooked with the jews.
Good Thought's couldn't COME TO MIND - If Einstein ear-fukked you.***ok
Because I'm giving you the finger - *** - doesn't mean you "take my hand"
Even raped that nerdy virgin army cat - and still didn't TAKE-COMMAND.***huh?
Haha - Again I ain't gay - but fags always going DOWN cuzza me - Like Gravition you ain't groundin' me.
When you hear "FACE THE MUSIC" - Mothafukkers be surroundin' me.***filler
I'm dirty handed fool! After GRABBING your BULL-$hit BY THE HORNS.
You couldn't bring heat and serve me - If you brought me food with Satan's fork.***ehhh
You posted up quick - So i'll give you props that ain't deserved.
But you know that saying bittch - First come..........First is SERVED. ***lyrically its weak but for some reason I like this ending

Ok...Happenstance came pretty nice, he had a nice flow and some nice vocab. His punches didn't hit quite as hard as they could of, but they did make an impact. There was a little filler but overall a good drop.

Gross, I think you're getting tired or something bro. The majority of your punches came off fairly weak apart from a couple lines I liked. Your concepts seemed pretty forced. Your flow was alright for the most part. Overall, we both know you can do better.

Like always Im giving it to the more overall consistent verse.
Vote: Happenstance

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[gr0ss]

Thanks for the votes both...I feel ya Prop - Good Breakdown.

1-1...upping...

and to clear this up - lol - no matter how much i don't want to rise to this kiddy shiet - I'm 17 and get a right to ...

ok..courtdog and happenstance..
I started text-battlin' on SOHH...all my wins/losses are recorded here - check if ya don't believe me. Why the fizzuck wud i lie? lol.

WINS
OMEx2
Courtdog
Supreme M.S.E
Moonbladex3
John the Baptist
AVK
Big ass Brando
Wicked Spitzx2
Black:Frost
Dom ma nate u
Vietnametry
Contact
Tekniq
K.O.G.A
Global Tchernobyl
Mr.Green

20 WINS - 17 KNOCKOUTS MORFUKKAS! ya dig?

LOSSES
Playwright and Propaganda - tha bittches.

~1~
oh...and up for some more votes...

[Moonblade]

Damn both of yall verses were good. Both had good personals and
both seemed to be in attack mode...Sh1t was flowin both ways.
This was close but on strengh of content and harder punches


I give GRoss a Vote...Slightly