I Dare You to F**K With Me - ANY RAPPER - ANY STYLE - ANY ERA - GO

[Stu -- Top Dude]

Gimme some practice people... I'll rap in the stye of any rapper from any era on any subject

[Sun-Tanned $upaman]

2pac circa 1996

topic: Barack Obama

[EssTee]

94' Chip Fu

Topic: "the greater the truth, the more it gets twisted by sinful men"

[Only Built 4 AZ Linx]

Ghostface Killah on goin' on adventures with Bart Simpson and Spongebob Squarepants through time.

Ghost has rapped about weirder sh1t then that.

[iOnE3nD]

Shaq rapping about Kobe snitching on him while he was cheating on his wife.

[Stu -- Top Dude]

2pac circa 1996

topic: Barack Obama

TUPAC
Walk a mile in a nicca shoes
Put on his suit, and you can feel his blues
Stare dead in the center of his eye
You can tell where he from without goin to the Chi
You can fly on his words, cause we ain't got no hope
In the hood we got guns, thugs and Cali dope
Ropes round our necks, what's next, we stand on trap doors
While this Bush administration send young black men to war
But young black men roar, see we got in store
A secret weapon, no half steppin, he reppin somethin more
Somethin real, somethin true, somethin red, white and blue
Somethin African, American, oh I thought you knew
Racist mutherfukers wanna dress him up in red robes, assh0les
The nicca ain't a Muslim, you could trust him, fast forward
2009, confetti rain, toast the fukin champaign
To success of the best, ain't it a damn thang
A first, I admit I was hesitent
Didn't think we was ready for a black president
Proved me wrong, so this song bumpin loud and thus
Change is good, I ain't mad, change is good for all us

[Only Built 4 AZ Linx]

That was fukkin' sick. :ohmy:

[Spit Fiyah]

Nas circa Illmatic

Topic: Potato Chips

[theman080]

Here's a tough one...

Royce feat. Nas (Death Is Certain & It Was Written era's)

Collabin on money and killing people respectively

[matthew2777]

at first i hated on u stu....but im starting to believe you really do ghostwrite...u are really good

props

heres my request

eminem MMLP era

him proving he aint fall off and saying fuk the ppl that doubted him.....mixed with a lil dedication to proof and something about kim and halie too.

[Asante1010]

Prodigy of '96 getting his Apostle's Warning/Nighttime Vultures on...speaking about the Saigon situation

[Stu -- Top Dude]

Ghostface Killah on goin' on adventures with Bart Simpson and Spongebob Squarepants through time.
Ghost has rapped about weirder sh1t then that.

GHOSTFACE KILLAH
Check the calandar God, it's 8 million BC
And my yellow nic Bart Simpson be pimpin on TV
Yea he poppin wooly mammoths dandruff and sh1t
Sling shot early man - damn the nicca quick
Sponge Bob there too - he soak crackin jokes
Oh sh1t the clock movin - catch the air in my throat
Float over the abyss - over cliffs and mountain rifts
Shifting through time as I rhyme with styles so sick
Hieroglyphs mark the date around 2,000 BC
Bart be stickin d1ck to that fly b1tch Nefertitti
And comin at ya, it's that bad b1tch Cleopatra
Her pu$$y gettin licked by Sponge Robert Cunning Masta
Bart skating on pyramids, three sixties on the Sphinx
I be under a palm fron bumpin Cuban Linx
Oh sh1t time spins again, where we goin then?
We in African Empires, learnin white man sin
Now we in Greece, ewww, there's mad homos near
Bart pulls a yammi and silences them queers
Now we skip ahead, it's like the Will2k video
It's 1991 and we chillin with Arsenio
Arsenio man, this cheese is fukin good
Why ain't you tell me man, I'm from the fukin hood

[Theodore Pendergrass]

TUPAC
Walk a mile in a nicca shoes
Put on his suit, and you can feel his blues
Stare dead in the center of his eye
You can tell where he from without goin to the Chi
You can fly on his words, cause we ain't got no hope
In the hood we got guns, thugs and Cali dope
Ropes round our necks, what's next, we stand on trap doors
While this Bush administration send young black men to war
But young black men roar, see we got in store
A secret weapon, no half steppin, he reppin somethin more
Somethin real, somethin true, somethin red, white and blue
Somethin African, American, oh I thought you knew
Racist mutherfukers wanna dress him up in red robes, assh0les
The nicca ain't a Muslim, you could trust him, fast forward
2009, confetti rain, toast the fukin champaign
To success of the best, ain't it a damn thang
A first, I admit I was hesitent
Didn't think we was ready for a black president
Proved me wrong, so this song bumpin loud and thus
Change is good, I ain't mad, change is good for all us

Props for this. :cool:

[GERMONE]

krs-one vs eminem circa present

[Stu -- Top Dude]

Nas circa Illmatic

Topic: Potato Chips

NAS
Aces club spades and spics for they diamonds heartless
Take they chips like Doritos, then eclipse into the darkness
Sparkless motors turn as the blunt embers burn
She was evil like Medusa, made the hooper's stomach churn
Plus whips and chicks go together like cool and ranch
We get baked like Lays to pass the days then advance
Somethin wicked, kinda fly, even cops bump my single
Can't stop hip-hop's fiend who pop like a Pringle
Mingle in the metro petrolium stop
Grab a bag of salty flavor and some liquor at the shop
Up all night robbin deacans - and lonely Puerto Ricans
Drivers license read Frito - with a C-note for the keepin
Niccas say I'm reachin with my metaphoric speakin
But I just got a hunger for some plastic wrapped eatin

[LiottaSoda]

:laugh::laugh:

[Karim Kharbouch]

Lil Weezy pourin his heart out about his drug addiction.

[Prodigits]

the nas one was one point

[track 1]

q-tip rapping why dirk nowitzki is better than larry bird.

[Marcus Banks]

snoop dogg..rapping about spitzer and the prostitute.

[vocab]

q-tip rapping why dirk nowitzki is better than larry bird.

no way that dude can do this one..

[Dionysius]

damn... the legendary stu still exists... ill... im still mad this ***** wont drop some audio or attempt at a record deal of some form...

stu ya lyrics have always been some of the best I have ever head (read)

100

[Scottie Piffen]

Gucci Mane-Gucci Mane

[Dionysius]

beans rappin about fightin with cornbread

[Theodore Pendergrass]

GHOSTFACE KILLAH
Check the calandar God, it's 8 million BC
And my yellow nic Bart Simpson be pimpin on TV
Yea he poppin wooly mammoths dandruff and sh1t
Sling shot early man - damn the nicca quick
Sponge Bob there too - he soak crackin jokes
Oh sh1t the clock movin - catch the air in my throat
Float over the abyss - over cliffs and mountain rifts
Shifting through time as I rhyme with styles so sick
Hieroglyphs mark the date around 2,000 BC
Bart be stickin d1ck to that fly b1tch Nefertitti
And comin at ya, it's that bad b1tch Cleopatra
Her pu$$y gettin licked by Sponge Robert Cunning Masta
Bart skating on pyramids, three sixties on the Sphinx
I be under a palm fron bumpin Cuban Linx
Oh sh1t time spins again, where we goin then?
We in African Empires, learnin white man sin
Now we in Greece, ewww, there's mad homos near
Bart pulls a yammi and silences them queers
Now we skip ahead, it's like the Will2k video
It's 1991 and we chillin with Arsenio
Arsenio man, this cheese is fukin good
Why ain't you tell me man, I'm from the fukin hood

:ohmy:

[iOnE3nD]

Shawty Lo dissin T.I. I guarantee you can't dumb down that far.

[Cantgetright]

crooked i

[EssTee]

94' Chip Fu
Topic: "the greater the truth, the more it gets twisted by sinful men"

If you cant handle this one just let me know. Any style and subject right? im still waiting.

[matthew2777]

mf doom rapping about his doom bots and him using impersonaters for his shows...his scam

[Stu -- Top Dude]

Here's a tough one...
Royce feat. Nas (Death Is Certain & It Was Written era's)
Collabin on money and killing people respectively

ROYCE DA 5' 9"
Royce da 5-9 and Nasty Nas
Comin at ya son - like Pete and Das
Cash and murder in the mix
The illest rhyme spitters for 96

NAS ESCOBAR
Smooth criminal skill locked in a human flesh shield
My appeal is keep it real with a Masonic seal
So what's the deal - murder dimes cuz rhymes a dime a dozen
Climbin on ya shine my cousin
Eastwood couldn't beat my thuggin mind sublime I blind, ya buggin
Huggin weak b1tches in the palor of the QB hour
Ya wife my Benzo banged, we hanged, her pearl toungue tasted sour
Power to the people, standin on the church's steeple
Breathin embers of the deepest evil - lye got me feelin feeble

ROYCE DA 5' 9"
Pick up quick where you left it - money got my mind affected
Blue ribbon status - I'm the baddest - better bet I bested
Tested to the core and I emplore you to second guess it
Foes said I was fuked - but guess what - I was only 'F'-ted
We could go face to face - I replace you ace
Money strong like Teflon - I'm the don of grace
It dawns on jakes - can never take my place
Since Tupac died - couldn't fake like Mase
I was formerly known as the broke toughin - got nothin
Now formally known as hip-hop's Warren Buffet

[Stu -- Top Dude]

Lil Weezy pourin his heart out about his drug addiction.

LIL WAYNE
Weezy baby - yea - yea - I do it easy baby
Nothin sleazy - just greasy maybe
For sheezy - I'm like Snoop - a little loopy lady
Pullin up like shut up - yep it's my Mercades
Got coca-ina in the trunk - funk in the back
Packs in the dash - sticky green by the stack
And I mean that's a fact - but feel like I'm trapped
Damn man these drugs got me, feel like I'm gonna snap
Can't escape the chains that they put on my brain
Even when I'm gettin brains I rather be gettin brained
Sizzurp, yessir, that's my elixir
A little ecstacy blessin me or am I sicker
I differ from the rest cause I'm Weezy mane
No Mary J. Jauna gonna say I can't abstain
But the tamest sh1t got me fiendin for a hit
Of that heron - blarin, Weeze you gotta get it
Guess I'm like Ray the way I can't see another day
Livin in the moment, thrown up, thank God I'm paid

[Stu -- Top Dude]

snoop dogg..rapping about spitzer and the prostitute.

SNOOP DOGG
Looks like my nephew Elliot got caught with his pants down
Chin up my lil nicca, don't wanna see you frown
If I had a dime for every dime piece I paid for
I'd build a rocketship and fly it to Jamaica
And ain't this a caper, they caught the caped crusader
Gettin that pu$$ pu$$, tradin d1ck for paper
I seen the pictures CNN, won't lie, that ass was fat
Ain't a bad way to go out, plus her belly flat
Plus her titties stacked, can I get some of that?
Call up the Emp's Club, drop a dub and hit the back
Oh she wan sing and act? I can help with that
Gimme some somethin and I intro you my agent Jack
Wick-wick-wack and that's an actual fact
Ain't nobody squeeky - antiseptic dirty rat
Shoulda known better - ain't gon weather this one
But son come down to Long Beach - and I'll put some chronic in ya lungs

[Stu -- Top Dude]

q-tip rapping why dirk nowitzki is better than larry bird.

Q-TIP
Listen up brothers, and sisters too
The scholar Q-Tip's gonna drop it on the que
The subject is somethin everybody view
Ballers who taller than me and you
Now everybody's talkin this nig and that
But what about the white dukes ballin with the pack
Classic examples are ample of course
Larry Bird comes to mind, tho Magic was a force
But whitey was consistent, persistant, resistant
Blue collar hero, shootin arm was distant
He was kinda ill, but overrated I'd say
I'd take Dirk Nowitizki any given day
Dirk got the size and the eyes for the plays
Plus he's got defense skills for bills to pay
He's got the reach to impeach any breach
In the front line - he make it hot like the beach
Would knock Larry Bird to his sorry ass ass
And yes I'm from the 80s, but I still know the math

[LiottaSoda]

LIL WAYNE
Weezy baby - yea - yea - I do it easy baby
Nothin sleazy - just greasy maybe
For sheezy - I'm like Snoop - a little loopy lady
Pullin up like shut up - yep it's my Mercades
Got coca-ina in the trunk - funk in the back
Packs in the dash - sticky green by the stack
And I mean that's a fact - but feel like I'm trapped
Damn man these drugs got me, feel like I'm gonna snap
Can't escape the chains that they put on my brain
Even when I'm gettin brains I rather be gettin brained
Sizzurp, yessir, that's my elixir
A little ecstacy blessin me or am I sicker
I differ from the rest cause I'm Weezy mane
No Mary J. Jauna gonna say I can't abstain
But the tamest sh1t got me fiendin for a hit
Of that heron - blarin, Weeze you gotta get it
Guess I'm like Ray the way I can't see another day
Livin in the moment, thrown up, thank God I'm paid

illness

[Stu -- Top Dude]

what the fuk, mods move this back to The Spot

[black_tye_chi]

I think this is Skillz.

Ol' Dirty Bastard Trying to stay on topic about the last moments the night he passed.

[jadillac1181]

I got one for you....

Soulja Boy doing his best Nas or Common impression

[Lee-Rix]

I know that was garbage.

:laugh:

[Asante1010]

i neverget my reqquests ...*unsubs*

[energy]

Wow... In all my years here I have never been more pleasantly surprised.
Usually this forum is awful these days.
That Barack Obama 2Pac drop was ****ing great man.
I can't hate, and man was I ready to!
hahaha... I mean, THE worst threads in this place are always the ones carrying the same title you chose.
"I'm the best! no one can **** with me!"
Which is always hilarious from netcees.
But, I digress. Stu, great post man.
Even started the Snoop verse with a line about ya little nephew.

[PrimierIsGod]

Props Stu, all that was impressive.

[eternal reflection]

LOL..is this what this forums come to ?

[F 2 Tha L]

Eli Porter - dissing Nas