No Mo Gin

[homeyjay]

it was longer than a minute
but it was shorter than a hour
when it was done I started spittin'
see the after taste it left was sour
when you participate you are admired
you just have to learn to deal with da flavor
they say that the taste for it has to be aquired
to me that just seems to be too much darn labor
first I was laughing then I was just grinning
then things took a turn for the worst somehow
tried to make it to the door cause the room was spinnin
I remember touching the door knob then fallin' hard
I heard this familiar sound ooops pardon my farts
began thinking and wondering if my date saw me
obvious she had because now she doesn't call me
sittin' on the steps in an effort to revive from the breeze
shakin' my head knowing that I'm gonna get big time teased
stomach starts rumbling a sign the contents will not stay down
I must make it the bathroom and I mean make it right now
slumping next to the toilet while my friends are taking pictures
hah hah hah real funny now you know I am going to get ya'
wake up the next day a headachee but happy survivor
you ask what got me that way? those got dangg screwdrivers
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the story that you just read is true
and yes I cut the gin & Juice loose