Sicilian Spit vs. Neo Regular

[Sicilian Spit]

* No Biting
* No Vote Swaying
* No Feeding
* 30-40 Lines
* Verses Due Within 4 Days From Now

[Sicilian Spit]

This our third episode and I'ma wreck ya face b*tch
This is where NEO DIES, go and check the MATRIX
Shoulda taken that blue pill and never stepped to me
Ya SH*TTY album's gonna TANK like it's SEPTIC, B
Jewels and clothes, you might say you got 'em to floss
But I seen you make the purchase and you GOT IT AT ROSS
I shot up ya boss, now Smooth is my label
1st move's to crumple ya deal and throw it under the table
I'd strangle you, but I heard you into that
Talent? Give it a rest, you ain't got a hint of that
I'm meant to rap, you just tryna live your hopes and dreams
But this ain't the Make A Wish Foundation - you'll never be dope or clean
You get jealous of my skills when you peep the quotes
So after this battle I'll be laughin when I sweep the votes
You can't move, you drop, something's haltin' your frame
Your SODIUM INTAKE'S TOO HIGH BECAUSE I"M SALTIN YOUR GAME
Me and my crew, you don't wanna exchange thunder wit us
I'll call up JEROME BETTIS and throw you under THE BUS
You could call me a B-12 cuz I'm DROPPIN' HELLA BOMBS
Now see if you could write a diss without talkin bout my moms
My slugs'll DRILL YA TEETH LIKE A ROUTE CANAL
To add insult to injury I'll shoot ya gal
I'm like the YANKEES WITHOUT BABE cuz I'm RUTHless, pal
Why you ain't smilin'? Oh, that's right, you toothless now
You carry no weight and you not a toy holda
This rapper yokes the streets in a tricked out toyota
But me I push the Caddy-lac, lil Neo, Daddy's back!
Get out my shoes, you'll never spit as hard as Daddy raps
I got the noose and the gun, either one ready to battle you
I'll add the KNIFE in the STUDY, your stupid *ss still won't have a CLUE
Like 2Pac said "God hate the ugly"
You cryin'? Quick, somebody come and change Neo's Huggies
I need some head b*tch, tell ya girl its dinner time
Then my whole TEAM'LL RUN THRU HER LIKE A F*CKIN FINISH LINE
Murderin' ain't a hobby, it's one of my bad habits
I'll put bullets in ya TEMPLE like shootin JEWS ON THE SABBATH
I've seen big sh*t go down but never tellin a soul
Especially you, I heard you WIRED LIKE A TELEPHONE POLE
Back to the top, to ya face, like I predicted I wrecked it
Now bite this barrel and GO TO SLEEP QUICK LIKE NARCOLEPTICS

[Neo Regular]

Read it...
starting...

3...2...1


Look man, it aint a thang to go and rep that set
it aint a gun big enough to eject
from the sleeve with jumpin bullets that stretch through you
I know you aint a killer you can't be
let's play roles, you be OJ I'm the Goldman family :ohmy:
DAWG IT'S NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE GONNA LIVE TO SEE 60
IF THIS WAS BEEF YOU'D BEEN POPPED FOR FUKKIN WITH THE RON ONE
You wanna see a grown man shuck an jive like Bentley?
Face it you SUCK minus a bad b*tch cuppin her tittie
Let me break it down easy, you don't GET no puzzy!
No blow-up dolls, no free feels on a FLU-ZEE!
You got a BIG-ASS HEAD with a FUKKED UP HAIRCUT!
You asked for a ceaser? Man, it's gonna take his ass SIX MONTHS
PUNK my FISTS JUMP AND SNAP YA BACK LIKE THE RETURN OF
BLACK TECHNO MY BLACK TECH GO RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT!
Oh you back? Damn, didn't think I'd be fighting DEMONS still.
If I were in the MATRIX then I can just pop the PURPLE PILL, it's options!
You just mad cause you just starting and you aint AIGHT
You can swing first, my gat hurts in the middle of fights, I'm DIRTY
Homie I wouldn't zip my Pepe's to piss **** to save your life
Homie just please walk away from a mic
You got a real bad problem with English, I'm sure it is ya 2nd language
cause ya native's making noise with my PENIS
You shoot triggers but you hear no blast
Til I sick BUBBA on ya, PIN you down and lay pipe in ya ASS
And I'll be right there giving the world a new live cast
How's that for ya blast? ***got...matched it? good...
Oh you the sh*t? Thanks for growing my grass...
Oh you legit? Thanks for folding my cash...YOINK!
You bang that chick? Yeah, You bangin her LAST...point?
Don't you even DARE try to copy Neo's SWAG
Ayo Sohh, I hate women so that's why I got this ***** IN THE BAG
chopped up like a screw tape and no his *** track did not go last
if we ever do a track, you better pray I have amnesia
or it's BUCK BUCK! tuck and it's amnesia bout the heater
I'm a stunning young man, yeah I have Jah's features
Jah praise, all day, we blowing purp, haze and reefer
Get gone on a level to where I'm M.I.A...
and I'm standing right in front of your face!
I must be a COUPON cause you CAN'T CUT IT OUT
YOU HAVE NO GRIP and you can't even TEAR SOMETHING EASY
TO RIP! (I don't battle, man)
You run ya mouth like drool and it's cool to a retard b*tch
Yeah I know you on that re-tard sh*t
You the type that bend ya head til ya mouth is sucking your own d*ck
because nobody else will do that sh*t, except mama...
awwwwww...mama's got a real big heart
It took a butt****in session to get that b*tch to start, the fat cow
And let's play Cowboys and Indians
like the way Catholics played the Dominicans
you shooting my temple? I am NOT Palestinian
But I can get it poppin like Iraqi shiite militant
til you crying like a frustrated immigrant (over ya head...)
man, that's enough for now...

[obnoxious]

i coulda sworn that this was one person battlin themself with an alias.. styles were like identicle.. neo regular, you were spit3000 back in the day right? or neospits? or somethin like that.. now battlin sicilian spit with a style almost the same.. its all a conspiracy i swear.. or just magnum force.. haha, but anyways.. i thought sicilian spit came with better punches.. even tho it was pretty weak overall..
vote - the new spit

[theman080]

V/SS

This shyt was long as fukk tho fellas, trim it up a bit...flows were close to being on the same level but I got Sicilian by way of more punches...

[Neo Regular]

i coulda sworn that this was one person battlin themself with an alias.. styles were like identicle.. neo regular, you were spit3000 back in the day right? or neospits? or somethin like that.. now battlin sicilian spit with a style almost the same.. its all a conspiracy i swear.. or just magnum force.. haha, but anyways.. i thought sicilian spit came with better punches.. even tho it was pretty weak overall..
vote - the new spit


Magnum Force was that *****, mang.
Dude had his own swag now he's bitin mines.
I seen it though.
I find it adorable that I'm still an inspiration to *****s.

[Neo Regular]

WHACK.
So both verses were whack.
YET...he won on the account of more punches?
Bullsh*t.
I won.
I'm the muthafukkin judge.
Win.
Lose.
Draw.
I won dat and I aint even trying.
ON the spot.

[Sicilian Spit]

I thought we said no feeding... Your sh*t don't rhyme, and I would definitely never aspire to rap like you, I heard your audio... Run of the mill would be the term for that I think...

[Neo Regular]

man.
i'm not gonna get into another e-rage on this sad, sorry site.
yall need to take these same SH*TTY ass raps
and try spittin them live.
see what your response is.
i tried it and mutha****as HATED it.
You get NO love.
i rhyme like this net sh*t AINT sh*t
you rhyme like you "learn" through criticism on SOHH
man, I got TRACKS based on the hype that be on here
nobody offline liked it
til i said you know what? **** this ****.
and i been booked for shows ever since.
sicilian spit won.
i'll MURDER that dude.
i just DID.
no punches
no nothing...
all on one topic: HE AINT SH*T
muthafukka implemented my history, health, girl, life, etc., etc., and STILL sucked.
PAY attention to what n*ggas are writing, ***.
They said ya sh*t's weak.
Punchlines are crutches when n*ggas don't like your style.
and still was matched up with a punchline-saturated bullsh*t verse.
now if i hit it with a punchline verse, DESPERATE for this win, i'd be a damn shame.
people who are all punchlines normally can't rap anyway.
i have soul riding me out (nohomo).
whack-ass internet rappers make me SICK.
Pick ANY of the best MCs from this b*tch and put money down
their career's NON-existant.
Making music for FEMALES.
SUBURB HIP-HOP.
WHY?
They think you look *** type in that white tee
same two photos from the same two shows ass n*gga.
Gymnasium-ass, rhyming in the locker room before 8th period ass muthafukkas.
WIZE the only n*gga, man...aVk...and Spanky.
I KNOW n*ggas off this sohh sh*t that's fukkin with YOUR
favorite rapper.
And I aint talking about them use-to-be-hot rappers now they
suck rappers either.
I got DEALS proposed.
I got INDUSTRY hype.
I got UNDERGROUND hatred.
I'm DESTINED to be the nicest.
***s.
Better get your VOTE game up and stop voting for the text rapper and the bedroom producer!

[Sicilian Spit]

Wow you really worked up over this for someone who supposedly don't care. And you from Indiannapolis? And accusin me of livin in the burbs. Man, I grew up in the Sco, lived in Berkeley for a couple years, now I live in Oakland. You wanna compare griminess wit that? And I ain't even all punchlines dude, I just realize that people on here like punchlines so thats why I put 'em in there. I know how to win. I do this **** just for fun man, so be cool, ain't no need to get all worked up. I mean you do this **** for a career supposedly so why you on SOHH hella hours every day? You should be out gettin that paper then if this is really your job. But let me tell you, your face ain't never gonna be on national TV, your style is elementary and already overplayed anyways.

[Sicilian Spit]

No one else wants to vote?

[Respect the King]

Been a minute!

Read both verses with a lil bit of apprehension cause they looked so damn long! Good material in both verses.

I was specifically looking at flow, and comic relief in these verses. Like it or not.

Sicilian Spit:

My slugs'll DRILL YA TEETH LIKE A ROUTE CANAL
To add insult to injury I'll shoot ya gal
I'm like the YANKEES WITHOUT BABE cuz I'm RUTHless, pal

I like this. Kinda slick..

I need some head b*tch, tell ya girl its dinner time
Then my whole TEAM'LL RUN THRU HER LIKE A F*CKIN FINISH LINE

HAHA!


Neo:

because nobody else will do that sh*t, except mama...
awwwwww...mama's got a real big heart
It took a butt****in session to get that b*tch to start, the fat cow

thats pretty raw fam. made me chuckle though.


Bottom line ill give this to Sic, he was more consistent. Yall should definetly condense your sh*t, especially since this is a text battle and attention spans ain't long.

Peace!

[Sicilian Spit]

Just like I predicted, Neo.

"You get jealous of my skills when you peep the quotes
So after this battle I'll be laughin when I sweep the votes"

I'm laughin.

[ILL_FAM]

V/SS
This shyt was long as fukk tho fellas, trim it up a bit...flows were close to being on the same level but I got Sicilian by way of more punches...

C/S

sicilian got it now would ya'll shut the **** up lol...trying to sleep ill be back though :laugh:

[Neo Regular]

I read this **** again.
You're not better than me in no way shape or form.
sohh don't give birth to dope emcees.
*****s came to this ***** already with talent like WIZE and like AvK.
Spanky...
Yeah, the final THREAD got you looking dope
and your DOPEST was neck and neck with my WORST.
you lost.
but on the spot you ****in suck.
i aint gotta try and i'm neck and neck.
please...
ol f*ggot in the box...turn my lever and watch my hormones
pop out like a big ol ass on a sea creature--you suck.

[Sicilian Spit]

Wow. That last comment was super gay. And how you even know I was tryin my hardest? If you wanna win the battle so bad, why didn't you try your hardest and just beat me then? Rational thought shows this dude is a clown.

[Sicilian Spit]

Yo Neo, go check what I wrote you in the cypha, breakin down how trees are sold for you.

[Mukel]

Spit gets this, both very similar, not liking either of your drops to be honest.

[White Boi]

Poor grammar & excessive slang all around. :thumbsdow

[ILL_FAM]

Rational thought shows this dude is a clown.

Sohh doesnt do rational thought....

just some crazt **** ha :smoker:

[freegg]

Hey guys, I just thought I would drop my two cents up in here.

I guess people can still vote on this, right? Alright let me get surgical with ****...

We'll start with Sic

"This our third episode and I'ma wreck ya face b*tch
This is where NEO DIES, go and check the MATRIX"

Haha dude that's a nice nameflip. I would assume that the Matrix/Neo flip is a little bit played but the death and connecting that with the third one... that's good

"Shoulda taken that blue pill and never stepped to me
Ya SH*TTY album's gonna TANK like it's SEPTIC, B"

Not too bad, not exactly a direct punch, but good wordplay no doubt. The multi scheme you've been rocking so far is money...

"I'd strangle you, but I heard you into that
Talent? Give it a rest, you ain't got a hint of that"

This punch really isn't on par with the other two. Sort of the same concept that you used in your ceptic line, except its a lot more direct and a lot less clever. But still it flows really well, and that's worth noting.


"You can't move, you drop, something's haltin' your frame
Your SODIUM INTAKE'S TOO HIGH BECAUSE I"M SALTIN YOUR GAME
Me and my crew, you don't wanna exchange thunder wit us
I'll call up JEROME BETTIS and throw you under THE BUS"

That's clever stuff. Wordplay here is definitely what you did the best in this section. I love the Bus line. That was clever. As far as punches the second bar was a lot stronger, but they were both good flips and good concepts.


"My slugs'll DRILL YA TEETH LIKE A ROUTE CANAL
To add insult to injury I'll shoot ya gal
I'm like the YANKEES WITHOUT BABE cuz I'm RUTHless, pal
Why you ain't smilin'? Oh, that's right, you toothless now"

Hahaha the Babe Ruth line might have been my favorite line of the piece... The rest of the lines around it were solid, but that was a great uppper cut... Good stuff... The root canal word play was clever too... Again, really nice flow and the rhyme scheme seems to be consistently solid...


One more


"Murderin' ain't a hobby, it's one of my bad habits
I'll put bullets in ya TEMPLE like shootin JEWS ON THE SABBATH

I liked this because the first line really seemed like it would be filler, but it actually ended up being a pretty clever flip, maybe a little played, but I enjoyed it... And the word play at the end was nice...


Overall, I would say the strength of your piece was definitely its wordplay. Some of those lines were mad clever and you didn't rely on filler a lot. The punches could have been a little bit harder, and you could have worked a lot more name flips into this mug. But good verse, solid flow and nice scheme...

(I just saw this... "I shot up ya boss, now Smooth is my label"... nice personal jab)

NEXT, Neo...



OK man let's start here...


"Look man, it aint a thang to go and rep that set
it aint a gun big enough to eject
from the sleeve with jumpin bullets that stretch through you
I know you aint a killer you can't be
let's play roles, you be OJ I'm the Goldman family "

Hmm for an opening line, this was a little on the weak side. You didn't really set up a punch until the very ense of that section. Stretching him with bullets isn't really too hard hitting, but you kept on point and we worked towards the punch, so... that loses a little bit of ground, but the end was sort of clever and topical....

"Let me break it down easy, you don't GET no puzzy!
No blow-up dolls, no free feels on a FLU-ZEE!
You got a BIG-ASS HEAD with a FUKKED UP HAIRCUT!
You asked for a ceaser? Man, it's gonna take his ass SIX MONTHS"

Hmm, I don't know. The blow-up doll section was a decent concept but you really didn't flip it very hard. Nothing direct, nothing that called him out or whatever. Just sort of said it. Might work, but it could have been a lot doper. The hair cut line, sort of the same thing... Could have flipped it a little bit harder...


"You shoot triggers but you hear no blast
Til I sick BUBBA on ya, PIN you down and lay pipe in ya ASS"

Laying pipes in his ass? That's leaving you open for way to many homo-comebacks... I see what you were going for, but it is leaving yourself open to disses more than it is dissing Sic.


"I must be a COUPON cause you CAN'T CUT IT OUT
YOU HAVE NO GRIP and you can't even TEAR SOMETHING EASY
TO RIP! (I don't battle, man)"

This is a decent section. It's really off as far as flow and scheme goes, but the punch/wordplay quality is not terrible. You gotta focus it up a little more. Like make it obvious that it is impossible for him to cut you out or talk about how he's rhymes are weak and that's why he can't tear something... Make it more obviously an insult..


"And let's play Cowboys and Indians
like the way Catholics played the Dominicans
you shooting my temple? I am NOT Palestinian
But I can get it poppin like Iraqi shiite militant"

I liked this line, but it was a little off for a few reason. One, temples and Palestinians aren't connected. Palestinians tend to be Muslims and they attend mosques. Also, that's a little bit of playing off his verse, and I dunno about here, but at Universal Emcee, that is really not legit... So, I guess I'll have to look at the rules, but I think we can let it slide... That's a really solid section though...


Overall, your verse really lacked punches. You didn't attack the man at all, and you really didn't even show him how you were a lot better than him. You may have said it directly, but you didn't come up with clever ways to present it. You did have a lot of dope concepts, but you gotta flip them harder... also, it would be a good idea to get a more coherent flow/structure so that you can keep the scheme obvious. Overall, decent verse.



For the vote, I gotta go with the verse that came with a lot more consistency and with a lot more punches, so...


Sicilian Spit..



(I also understand I'm new and if my vote doesn't count, that's ok, I guess. I just wanted to break down the verses a bit...)