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Sicilian Spit
11-05-07, 03:22 AM
Never really battle rapped, but I'll still handle this cat
He's hotter than candle wax cuz I gave him more SH*T THAN A CATTLE RANCH
But like an AVALANCHE I'm finna ICE HIM DOWN
Ya b*tch creamed all over me homie, WIPE ME DOWN
And oh, we talkin bout mamas? Then it's finna be drama
I'll rape yours and then kill her when I empty three llamas
Is Neo mad cuz I just lyrically bombed him?
Or because I f*cked and killed his mom and didn't throw away the condom?
Go right ahead dog, examine the sh*t
And IF THE GLOVE FIT THEN I MUSTA HIT
I'll scorch you like VIETNAMESE WHEN THE MUSTARD HIT
You like a closet f*g the way you lust for d*ck
All that cussin and sh*t won't help ya situation
You dead homie, now I'm bout to mack the b*tch you datin
You mad cuz I spoke the truth and said that you was whack
But your sh*t AINT TIGHT YET so I CAN'T GIVE YOU NO SLACK
Ya lyrics lack punch, my lyrics pack punch
I'll cut u up, put you in a BROWN BAG and make you my SACK LUNCH
And that pizza line, give it a rest man that sh*t is tired
I'll kick your a*s off SOHH like I'm DONALD TRUMP - YOU'RE FIRED
I'm Cosa Nostra, you a snitch b*tch who SINGS LIKE A CHOIR
You got over 3,000 posts, ain't it bout time to retire?
My rhymes are for hire, so if you need a ghostwriter
Make an offer, until then admit that I post tighter
You a flow biter but don't try to bite on mine
Cuz it'll shatter your teeth and skull and rattle ya spine
Your rather behind now, this battle is mine
And if this thread don't get feed then my gat'll decide
I'll find out where you stay dog, I got connections
There, i got your address.... and now I got directions
Like a DOCTOR I'LL GIVE YOU PLENTY SHOTS - INJECTIONS
Still think you hot? Act like a MIRROR man and START REFLECTIN

You had to trash talk at the end of your sh*t but I'll let the 32 speak for itself.

Neo Regular
11-05-07, 04:45 AM
ok ok, alright already
i upgraded from a g-m-c to a chevy :thumbsdow
dumbed down from a gmc to a cavalier
my rhymes pacify whack emcees each year...

...so go head and cry cause my loose rhymes'll blow ya nose
you just got off of your computer, i just got off a tour of doin
shows
aye bro your whole style couldn't even be an opening act
and i aint hating i'm just statin the facts, look at that...
4am and i still rap, my brain wont cut off
you try THINKIN of ways to RAPE MOMS? I'll CUT your brain OFF!
You just mad cause ya mom's brain is soft
and nevermind the baby seat in ya mom's car she dropped him off...(hmm)
you aint buckin NUTTIN', CUNT FACE look at my fist
And watch it magnify its size til you can't see SH*T ya garbage...
and for the record, i mean make it official
STRUCTURE DOESN'T MEAN YOUR ASS IS LYRICAL :laugh:
If you're success? you're a miracle...and then that's where I'll
put the mic down
but pardon me if I clown: I talk sh*t but a clip from a 32
will go and assort me?
I didn't know Shaq had HEAT (footage) to PUT THE STAR ON THE BENCH
Locked up? It's not an offense, to talk sh*t and say you a b*tch
ya momma cheating on ya father with kids
she's on low tryna swallow my kids
like i had came with a wu-tang clan and they all under six
good looking so her feelings is fixed, she bought you a brand new
computer and you had to go and diss that *****
you online tryna rap like you BLACK
Whatever happend to the noose jokes? Oh, you traded that for a gat! :dry:
try and throw ya monkeywrench in the machine and it spits back!
convertibles aint the only thing that's losing their top, I'm ANGRY!
If I don't bang hammers like a Homer J?
I bang hammers like chicks were dying and his wife swung my way, ok?
Long as we here, we might as well celebrate
Your *****-ass lost your V to your right hand, man
but yeah I heard it was ya right hand man
you heard about beating ya **** and you stuck it in a bedroom fan
see yeah I know you's a bedroom stan, surfing and cursing because
the content is far from a level you can un-der-stand
stop saying i don't rhyme cause I can
and yeah I rhyme cause I do
like woo
**** you
uh, chew ya food
since you BITING everytime that you chew
any BAR that I spit like I can't stand the Snickery Goo
okay that rhymed with, true and blue
OOH
look atchu, red like man but you can't PUT IT DOWN
even with Insane Posse you can't CLOWN
you just another whack white boy thinkin being racist is street cred
I'll put ya little dream in ya head
cause making it reality is like another idiot in the wrong long line
ya know, when it's title tags and i.d. time?
If you the best you're ya chest you should beat it before you die from
a (flat)line
you won't like and I'm thinkin it's fine...
to have ya momma on my Myspace cause when you were born she stopped
thinking she was a dime...pssh!

Easy.

Cali_Bud
11-05-07, 11:24 AM
Why don't you two just go to the versus forum and set up a battle thread and drop your verses in there so that you guys can get votes?

Cali_Bud
11-05-07, 11:24 AM
Why don't you two just go to the versus forum and set up a battle thread and drop your verses in there so that you guys can get votes?

Sicilian Spit
11-05-07, 12:59 PM
That's what I said. I'll make one.

Sicilian Spit
11-06-07, 07:07 PM
Yo Neo your turn to post on the versus thread.