LyRiCiSt....vs....the man080

[LyRiCiSt]

I'M A DETACH YA ARMS....AND MAKE YOU DO A PUSH UP/:laugh:
YA ABS ARE TIGHT CAUSE ALL YOU CAN DO IS SIT UP/:ohmy:
THE VETERAN OF PUNCHLINES I DON'T HES..ITATE
YOU AIN'T GOT NO ARMS, YOU USE YOUR FEET TO MASTERBATE/

I'LL SAVE THE BEST FOR NEXT
BRING IT ON AGAIN

[Ecliptik]

are you serious....:ohmy:

[Sicilian Spit]

Wow that was weak, 080 already wins this one by default.

[AmateriALgirl]

I'M A DETACH YA ARMS....AND MAKE YOU DO A PUSH UP/:laugh:
YA ABS ARE TIGHT CAUSE ALL YOU CAN DO IS SIT UP/:ohmy:
THE VETERAN OF PUNCHLINES I DON'T HES..ITATE
YOU AIN'T GOT NO ARMS, YOU USE YOUR FEET TO MASTERBATE/
I'LL SAVE THE BEST FOR NEXT
BRING IT ON AGAIN


Detach my arms fa66ot? Make me do a push up??
Actions like that'll make your a$$ get snuffed
Veteran of punchlines? :laugh: son you DO hesitate
You only put up 4 lines cuz thats all you could create. :thumbsdow


smh noone came bakk at this ish, he only writes in 4 line comebakks.
EASY TO BATTLE.

[Raw Spits]

I refuse to believe that was serious

[Ecliptik]

I refuse to believe that was serious

ageed...

[theman080]

I'M A DETACH YA ARMS....AND MAKE YOU DO A PUSH UP/:laugh:
YA ABS ARE TIGHT CAUSE ALL YOU CAN DO IS SIT UP/:ohmy:
THE VETERAN OF PUNCHLINES I DON'T HES..ITATE
YOU AIN'T GOT NO ARMS, YOU USE YOUR FEET TO MASTERBATE/
I'LL SAVE THE BEST FOR NEXT
BRING IT ON AGAIN

piff, I concede the bout

[LyRiCiSt]

are you serious....:ohmy:

it's funny that i see you got back up friends
do you ageed like ecliptik without the R type friends
you can't spell don't post a reply stop TRYIN'
I'M THE KING OF THIS JUNGLE AND I'M NOT LYIN'(LION)
YOU'S A SUCKER,....YA NEW NAME IS DUM! DUM!
I'LL BUST A NUT ON YA FACE SO YOU CAN FEEL WHERE I'M COMING FROM
DON’T QUIT SO SOON HOMIE DON’T CONCEDE
I WRITE LINES THAT PUNCH MAN! SO SORRY FOR THE NOSE BLEED
AND THE REPLIES THAT I GOT FROM THE OTHER EMCEES
I APPRECIATE THAT SHYT HOMIES LIKE A SWARM OF FLEAS/
BUT BACK TO THE MAN WHO…REALLY IS A GIRL/
YOU’S A DELICATE TYPE DUDE SOMETHING LIKE A PEARL/
YA NOSE STILL BLEEDING… WELL USE A TAMPON/
I’LL HELP YOU STICK IT SO FAR UP YA NOSE UNTIL IT’S GONE
4 LINES WAS THE BEGINNING OF BRUTAL BEATDOWNS/
MY POSSE IS INSANE, BUT THE REST OF ALL IS CLOWNS/
AND SICILIAN SAYS I’M WEAK, WELL DUDE I JUST RECKED IT/
I’M A CAPACITOR OF THE GAME YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME WHEN I’M DISCONNECTED/
I'M THE BEST KID!:ohmy:

DON'T WORRY JUST CONCEDE....SUCKA

[LyRiCiSt]

it's funny that i see you got back up friends
do you ageed like ecliptik without the R type friends
you can't spell don't post a reply stop TRYIN'
I'M THE KING OF THIS JUNGLE AND I'M NOT LYIN'(LION)
YOU'S A SUCKER,....YA NEW NAME IS DUM! DUM!
I'LL BUST A NUT ON YA FACE SO YOU CAN FEEL WHERE I'M COMING FROM
DON’T QUIT SO SOON HOMIE DON’T CONCEDE
I WRITE LINES THAT PUNCH MAN! SO SORRY FOR THE NOSE BLEED
AND THE REPLIES THAT I GOT FROM THE OTHER EMCEES
I APPRECIATE THAT SHYT HOMIES LIKE A SWARM OF FLEAS/
BUT BACK TO THE MAN WHO…REALLY IS A GIRL/
YOU’S A DELICATE TYPE DUDE SOMETHING LIKE A PEARL/
YA NOSE STILL BLEEDING… WELL USE A TAMPON/
I’LL HELP YOU STICK IT SO FAR UP YA NOSE UNTIL IT’S GONE
4 LINES WAS THE BEGINNING OF BRUTAL BEATDOWNS/
MY POSSE IS INSANE, BUT THE REST OF ALL IS CLOWNS/
AND SICILIAN SAYS I’M WEAK, WELL DUDE I JUST RECKED IT/
I’M A CAPACITOR OF THE GAME YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME WHEN I’M DISCONNECTED/
I'M THE BEST KID!:ohmy:
DON'T WORRY JUST CONCEDE....SUCKA


UPS

[AmateriALgirl]

it's funny that i see you got back up friends
do you ageed like ecliptik without the R type friends
you can't spell don't post a reply stop TRYIN'
I'M THE KING OF THIS JUNGLE AND I'M NOT LYIN'(LION)
YOU'S A SUCKER,....YA NEW NAME IS DUM! DUM!
I'LL BUST A NUT ON YA FACE SO YOU CAN FEEL WHERE I'M COMING FROM
DON’T QUIT SO SOON HOMIE DON’T CONCEDE
I WRITE LINES THAT PUNCH MAN! SO SORRY FOR THE NOSE BLEED
AND THE REPLIES THAT I GOT FROM THE OTHER EMCEES
I APPRECIATE THAT SHYT HOMIES LIKE A SWARM OF FLEAS/
BUT BACK TO THE MAN WHO…REALLY IS A GIRL/
YOU’S A DELICATE TYPE DUDE SOMETHING LIKE A PEARL/
YA NOSE STILL BLEEDING… WELL USE A TAMPON/
I’LL HELP YOU STICK IT SO FAR UP YA NOSE UNTIL IT’S GONE
4 LINES WAS THE BEGINNING OF BRUTAL BEATDOWNS/
MY POSSE IS INSANE, BUT THE REST OF ALL IS CLOWNS/
AND SICILIAN SAYS I’M WEAK, WELL DUDE I JUST RECKED IT/
I’M A CAPACITOR OF THE GAME YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME WHEN I’M DISCONNECTED/
I'M THE BEST KID!:ohmy:
DON'T WORRY JUST CONCEDE....SUCKA


I couldnt GIVE A FUKK bout that post, on the mic, I'm hostile
You be acting up, think your tough, like SOHH is your 8 mile.
Me? N.ever I.gnorant G.ettin G.oals A.ccomplished PAC STYLE
Concede?? YO I rip it Nasty, YOU like a car, U CANT PASS ME
Im like the Energizer Kid, TRY to outlast me
Talking real hard like you gonna blast me? :laugh:
Not gonna happen,
Your weak A$$ really caught up in rapping
We all know you can't bust "style" upon us, quit ACTING
You Probably ONE DIMENSIONAL, can only rhyme bout drugs, money, and a$$
thats y your NO COMPETITION, YOUR GARBAGE! YOUR TRASH!!!!!
Competition I see NONE
Ya rhymes a RERUN
Ive seen it all before, You WISH you had style that was "RAW"
And Here I am, never posted up in this B'TCH
Your the catcher my dear, but your dumb a$$ cant handle MY pitch
I have the potential and MENTAL to slap you fukkin silly
Kinda like Jay said, I'm the GOAT and your the BILLY

[Ecliptik]

SMH!!!!

YOU'S A SUCKER,....YA NEW NAME IS DUM! DUM!
I'LL BUST A NUT ON YA FACE SO YOU CAN FEEL WHERE I'M COMING FROM

a CUM LINE?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!:thumbsdow :thumbsdow

i refuse to battle anyone that even PUNCHO can beat....:dry:

*looks @ theman*

can you believe what he just said!?!?!

oh....and LMAO @ amaterialgirl ripping you a new one....straight outa the poetry forum sonn!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[AmateriALgirl]

SMH!!!!
YOU'S A SUCKER,....YA NEW NAME IS DUM! DUM!
I'LL BUST A NUT ON YA FACE SO YOU CAN FEEL WHERE I'M COMING FROM
a CUM LINE?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!:thumbsdow :thumbsdow
i refuse to battle anyone that even PUNCHO can beat....:dry:
*looks @ theman*
can you believe what he just said!?!?!
oh....and LMAO @ amaterialgirl ripping you a new one....straight outa the poetry forum sonn!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Lyricist,
YO, I thought you were gonna take a tampon, shove it up my nose?
Wtf? What Happened? Oh, :dry: you ran out of flows
EXACTLY, I knew that would happen
You should step up your game, stop your gums from flappin
the weak a$$ rhymes that you like to SPIT.
Half of it is BITTEN!
Half of it is SH'T!!
Delicate like a pearl?? NAHH, more like a diamond
UNIQUE, they cant remake me, EVEN IF THEY TRIED SON.
You need to quit it with all the toughness
Force me to get a penalty for UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS
When I grab the MIC, you cant touch this.
Take two puffs KID, and pass the DUTCH
I call my greens the INCREDIBLE HULK
Strong enough to lift 10 mothafukkas of you UP. :yes:
Now you will sit there, just simply amazed
Counting your problems equal to an OLD LADY'S greys
You've just witnessed a young kat, way beyond her days.


SUKKKKA!

[theman080]

everyone in this thread that posted a rhyme lost big time....and I mean BIG time....this thread has so much unintentional humor that I'ma have to subscribe to it then break it down for SOHH like three months from now just to fully appreciate this monumental thread....


Wtf? What Happened? Oh, you ran out of flows

Jesus Christ, thats so fukkin classic...

Wait, wat the fukk, wat, you ran out of flows, ahahahahaha, knew that would happen

[Ecliptik]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[LyRiCiSt]

Lyricist,
YO, I thought you were gonna take a tampon, shove it up my nose?
Wtf? What Happened? Oh, :dry: you ran out of flows
EXACTLY, I knew that would happen
You should step up your game, stop your gums from flappin
the weak a$$ rhymes that you like to SPIT.
Half of it is BITTEN!
Half of it is SH'T!!
Delicate like a pearl?? NAHH, more like a diamond
UNIQUE, they cant remake me, EVEN IF THEY TRIED SON.
You need to quit it with all the toughness
Force me to get a penalty for UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS
When I grab the MIC, you cant touch this.
Take two puffs KID, and pass the DUTCH
I call my greens the INCREDIBLE HULK
Strong enough to lift 10 mothafukkas of you UP. :yes:
Now you will sit there, just simply amazed
Counting your problems equal to an OLD LADY'S greys
You've just witnessed a young kat, way beyond her days.
SUKKKKA!
AMATENALGIRL
WTF! WHAT HAPPENED!....OH! YOU THINK I RAN OUTTA FLOWS
NAHH.. I WAS JUST WAITING TIL YOU FINISHED LIKE A FLOCK OF FUCCIN CROWS
WHATEVER'S LEFT OF YOU SHYT!........I MINDS WELL EAT
I'M THE CHAIRMAN GIRL! SO JUST PLEASE TAKE A SEAT
YOU SHOULD OF NEVER STARTED, PLUS..YOUR HALF WAY RETARDED
JUST BECAUSE YOU STINK!.....DON'T MEAN THAT I FARTED
OKAY! FORGET PEARLS... YOU COULD BE DELICATE LIKE A DIAMOND
YA FLOWS ARE TOO SHORT........BYTCH!!!!!!........STOP RHYMIN
WHEN I TYPE THESE FLOWS..YEAH! I SPIT AT THE SCREEN
AND MAKE THE SCREEN SPIT AT YOU, WELL.....I'M SORRY I'M MEAN
I'M ON POINT LIKE SHARP PENCIL
NO BACK TO THE ISSUE
YOU WANNA BE WOMEN WIT A BRA FULL OF TISSUE
I'M A NEVER STOP FLOWIN, LIKE YOU'LL NEVER STOP HOEING
PLUS RHYMES ARE TOO PLAIN(PLANE) SOMETHING LIKE A BOEING
YOU SHOULD KNOWN BETTER LYRICALLY... YOUR FUCCIN WIT THE BEST
GO TO SLEEP LITTLE GIRL AND PLEASE WAKE UP WIT SOME BREAST
UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS!.. WHAT ARE YOU A S.H.I.M.
OK YOU WANNA BE GIRL BUT YOUR REALLY REALLY HIM
YOU SHOULD START YOUR OWN GROUP CALLED FEMALE WITH ATTITUDE(F.W.A.)
BUT YOU FLOWS ARE SO NASTY LIKE RAVISHING RICK RUDE
MY FLOWS ARE SO ILL I GOT CANCER SCARED TO CATCH ME
YO GAMBLED AND LOST THIS BATTLE SO DON'T TRY TO BET ME
COME ON NOW!
YOU DEALING WIT A VET/
I TURNED INTO AN ANIMAL
AND NOW YOUR MY PET/
WAITING..............

[Sicilian Spit]

Dude just stop. If you check out other people's posts it should be pretty obvious to you that you need to step your game up.

[ILL_FAM]

Lyrically on all levels im up set by this **** :dry:

usually i would offer u a battle but nah dont think so

u bit the bullet on this one son :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:thumbsdow

[LyRiCiSt]

Dude just stop. If you check out other people's posts it should be pretty obvious to you that you need to step your game up.

"DUDE JUST STOP" SICILIAN!... YOU SOUND LIKE A SISSY
YOU COULD BLOW ME OFF (SUCKA) AND YOU STILL COULD'NT DISS ME:ohmy:
I JUST EAT UP A.MATERIAL.GIRL, BUT I SPIT OUT SICILIAN
I GOT YOU SPINNING IN CIRCLES.... LIKE THE FAN ON MY CEILING:gag:
AND I'M A TAKE YA GIRLFRIEND HOMIE AND DIP LIKE CHIPS
CASUE I'M A STEAL....ER(STEELER) FROM PITTSBURGH LIKE LOUIS LIPPS:ohmy:
:yes:
I'M HARD AS A ROCK, BUT FROM THE CITY OF STEEL
TOUCH YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN NOW YOU CAN SEE HOW I FEEL
I CHECKED OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS PLUS I STEPPED MY GAME UP
YOUR NOT EVEN ITALIAN, YOU NEED TA SWITCH YA NAME UP
OKAY LET'S MAKE IT "SIC"....MMMM .WITH OUT THE I L I A N
I JUST SPIT IN YA FACE HOMIE WHY AIN'T YOU SMILIN:mad:

I'M DONE WIT YA HATING A$$
POST SOMETHING UP SUCKA

YOU TALK ALOT OF SHYT WHAT!.. IS YA FACE IN YA A$$:dry:
:unsure:
I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT LIKE KEITH AND FOREVER I'LL MAKE IT LAST

I'M REALLY DONE NOW!
I NEED TO STEP MY GAME UP RIGHT

WHEN I SPIT I MAKE IT RAIN LIKE THE EYE OF A THUNDERSTORM
DUDE YOU'S A LAIM YOU NEED TO GO THE FA$GOT FORUM

YOUR WAK! DON'T REPLY BACK I'LL SMACK YOU WIT MY AXE
I'LL SLICE YA EARS OFF AND LET THE BEES HAVE THE WAX:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I'M OUTTA HERE!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Ecliptik]

COME ON NOW!
YOU DEALING WIT A VET/
I TURNED INTO AN ANIMAL
AND NOW YOUR MY PET/

:laugh: ULTIMATE ETHER!!!!!! :laugh:

[LyRiCiSt]

Lyrically on all levels im up set by this **** :dry:
usually i would offer u a battle but nah dont think so
u bit the bullet on this one son :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:thumbsdow

You gotta be kiddin me wit that taliban photo
ILL_FAM DAMN!.............YOU'S A SUICIDE HOMO!
YOU DON'T WANNA BATTLE OH PLEASE! DON'T!..BE!..SCARED!
FAM I THINK YOUR ILL WITH AN O..SAMA BEARD
TAKE THAT BULLSHYT PHOTO OFF...AND GET A NEW IMAGE
COME ON.... POPEYE!!! THE SAILOR MAN.... HER'S YA CAN OF SPINACH
YOU GOT 1 GOOD ARM REMINDING ME OF A PRAYING MANTIS
WHEN YOU SEE ME YA KNEES BUCKLE CAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN'T STAND THIS
I'M YOUNG AND I'M RESTLESS WITH ONE LIFE TO LIVE
YOU CAN HAVE A GUIDING LIGHT AND YOU STILL COULDN'T DRAMA WIT I GIVE:ohmy:
SO STAY IN YA PLACE AND NEVER EVER REPLY TO THIS THREAD
OOOH! YEAH! YOU'S A SUICIDE HOMO...YOUR ALREADY DEAD
YOU SEVEN FOOT TALL AND YOU STILL COME TO MY FEET
YOUR A BUG! I'M A BEAST! I KNOW YOU WANNA HIT DELETE
I SPIT VENOM THROUGH THESE KEYS, AND NOW YOUR BLIND AS A BAT
I HIT YOU WIT THAT STEVE URKLE LINE "DID I DO THAT":ohmy:

FAM... I'M SICK AND I JUST MADE YOU ILL
I KNOW MY RHYMES ARE DOPE BUT YOU OVERDOSED ON PILLS
YOUR GETTING RIPPED THAT FUCC UP SO I THINK I MINDS WELL QUIT
I JUST LEFT YOU DRY:dry: LIKE A DESERT SO I DON'T THINK GOIN SPIT

I'M OUT:king:

[theman080]

lmao @ the term "ultimate ether"

[Propaganda]

yo...
tallyhoe b!tch! i gots da baddest flow
i make it so you can't breath...like asthmatics, yo! :laugh:
i'll kill yo' soul its bout to be tragic
son you ain't david blaine, you don't got street magic:ninja_2:
my contract's millions, yours is crumbs, you need a new manager
but damn yo' raps are fukkin weak like humpin a calendar! :yes:
i'm'a knock out yo teef if you say "you suck prop"
and leave you like bugs bunny...cuz you be at the hospital saying "what's up doc?" :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

[Ecliptik]

lmao @ the term "ultimate ether"

LMAO!...i know!!!!!

*notices props dropped a verse*:ohmy:

awww....damnit props...you lost...lol

[Propaganda]

yo...
yo whatchu talkin bout E, im the master at this shyt
fat azz, all you've mastered is biscuits! (DAAAAAMN!!!!) :ohmy:
i mean who da hell says "ultimate ether"?
when i put da dikk to ya girl it, she becomes the ultimate queefer :blink:
da results of da heater will raise yo pulse like some reefer!:smoker:
dog i take NO PRISONERS like i wrote DA CODE OF GENEVA!!! :huh: :thumbsdow :dry:

[theman080]

yo...
yo whatchu talkin bout E, im the master at this shyt
fat azz, all you've mastered is biscuits! (DAAAAAMN!!!!) :ohmy:
i mean who da hell says "ultimate ether"?
when i put da dikk to ya girl it, she becomes the ultimate queefer :blink:
da results of da heater will raise yo pulse like some reefer!:smoker:
dog i take NO PRISONERS like i wrote DA CODE OF GENEVA!!! :huh: :thumbsdow :dry:

another dose of ultimate ether


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which may be the point

[LyRiCiSt]

yo...
tallyhoe b!tch! i gots da baddest flow
i make it so you can't breath...like asthmatics, yo! :laugh:
i'll kill yo' soul its bout to be tragic
son you ain't david blaine, you don't got street magic:ninja_2:
my contract's millions, yours is crumbs, you need a new manager
but damn yo' raps are fukkin weak like humpin a calendar! :yes:
i'm'a knock out yo teef if you say "you suck prop"
and leave you like bugs bunny...cuz you be at the hospital saying "what's up doc?" :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:


OH MY GOD! ARE YOU SERIOUS...DUDE THAT WAS WEAK
I'M A HAVE TO CUT YA TONGUE OUT SO YOU'LL NEVER EVER SPEAK
YOUR A WAK INDIVIDUAL
YOUR FLOWS ARE REALLY PITIFUL
I WAVE THE BLACK AND YELLOW TOWEL...HOMEBOY BECAUSE IT'S TERRIBLE
I GOTTA GET RIDDA YOU, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD:laugh: THAT I'M CRYING
YOU DIED IN THREE LINES HOW DO IT FEEL TO KEEP DYING
SO COME ON! COME ON! PROPAGANDA COME TRY ME
I'LL STRAP TO FOUR HORSES AND PULL THE LIMBS OFF YOUR BODY

YOU KNOW WHAT WHEN IS YOUR FUNERAL? YOU JUST GOT KILLED

YOU GOTTA DO BETTER THEN THAT PROP! PLEASE TRY TO THROW A PUNCH
I JUST SIT BACK AND LAUGH, BECAUSE ALL I DO IS MUNCH
YOU GOT ATE UP IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR FLOWS UP
KNOW YOUR LOOKING SIMPLE AND COLD BECAUSE YOU FROZE UP

I'M DONE! YOU CANNOT COMPETE
I HURT YOUR FEELINGS.. OK! COME GIVE ME A:hug

[Ecliptik]

i've never seen this much ultimate ether spit in one thread...

EVER!!!!!

[LyRiCiSt]

yo...
yo whatchu talkin bout E, im the master at this shyt
fat azz, all you've mastered is biscuits! (DAAAAAMN!!!!) :ohmy:
i mean who da hell says "ultimate ether"?
when i put da dikk to ya girl it, she becomes the ultimate queefer :blink:
da results of da heater will raise yo pulse like some reefer!:smoker:
dog i take NO PRISONERS like i wrote DA CODE OF GENEVA!!! :huh: :thumbsdow :dry:

A YO PROPS LISTEN TA E! MAN HE'S TRYIN TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THANKSGIVING, CAUSE I'M A MIX YOU WITH MY STUFFING
:laugh:
THIS IS A EASY MEAL... FORREAL HERE COMES A WHOLE BUNCH OF SLAPS
I'M A SMACK SO HARD THAT...YOUR MOM AND DAD COLLAPSED:eek:
I SHOULD JUMP THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND JUST BEAT YA A$$ PROPS
BEAT YOU TO A PULP LIKE ORANGE JUICE, WIT A PAIR OF FLIP-FLOPS:eek:
YOU THEN F'D UP NOW, I GOTTA TELL YOU I'M A PRO
YOU CAN'T HEAR ME!..WHAT ARE YOU DEF....LIKE SO SO
DUDE..JUST..DON'T..SHOW, DON'T WANNA SEE ANOTHER WAK A$$ VERSE
YOU'S A HOMO LIKE ILL_FAM.. I SEE YOU CARYYING THAT PURSE

DUDE AHA JUST AHA STOP AHA IT PLEASE!

LISTEN P.R.O.P.A.G.A.N.D.A YA REAL NAME'S M.A.R.A.N.D.A
I'M A GRIZZLY BEAR BYTCH! YOUR JUST AN ANIMAL STUFFED P.A.N.D.A
NOW YOU GET THE PICTURE!.. GET THE FUCC OFF..THE SCENE
YA RHYMES STINK SO BAD, I'M THROWING MINTS AT MY SCREEN:ohmy:

OKAY! I'M THROUGH WIT THIS FOOL
AFTER I DROWN EM IN HIS POOL
YOU UNDER AGE SUCKA TAKE YA PUNK A$$ TO SCHOOL
YOU REALLY NEED LESSON...I'M MEAN SKILLS 101
I WOULD TEACH YOU BUT I FORGOT I WAS DONE!

[AmateriALgirl]

AMATENALGIRL
WTF! WHAT HAPPENED!....OH! YOU THINK I RAN OUTTA FLOWS
NAHH.. I WAS JUST WAITING TIL YOU FINISHED LIKE A FLOCK OF FUCCIN CROWS
WHATEVER'S LEFT OF YOU SHYT!........I MINDS WELL EAT
I'M THE CHAIRMAN GIRL! SO JUST PLEASE TAKE A SEAT
YOU SHOULD OF NEVER STARTED, PLUS..YOUR HALF WAY RETARDED
JUST BECAUSE YOU STINK!.....DON'T MEAN THAT I FARTED
OKAY! FORGET PEARLS... YOU COULD BE DELICATE LIKE A DIAMOND
YA FLOWS ARE TOO SHORT........BYTCH!!!!!!........STOP RHYMIN
WHEN I TYPE THESE FLOWS..YEAH! I SPIT AT THE SCREEN
AND MAKE THE SCREEN SPIT AT YOU, WELL.....I'M SORRY I'M MEAN
I'M ON POINT LIKE SHARP PENCIL
NO BACK TO THE ISSUE
YOU WANNA BE WOMEN WIT A BRA FULL OF TISSUE
I'M A NEVER STOP FLOWIN, LIKE YOU'LL NEVER STOP HOEING
PLUS RHYMES ARE TOO PLAIN(PLANE) SOMETHING LIKE A BOEING
YOU SHOULD KNOWN BETTER LYRICALLY... YOUR FUCCIN WIT THE BEST
GO TO SLEEP LITTLE GIRL AND PLEASE WAKE UP WIT SOME BREAST
UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS!.. WHAT ARE YOU A S.H.I.M.
OK YOU WANNA BE GIRL BUT YOUR REALLY REALLY HIM
YOU SHOULD START YOUR OWN GROUP CALLED FEMALE WITH ATTITUDE(F.W.A.)
BUT YOU FLOWS ARE SO NASTY LIKE RAVISHING RICK RUDE
MY FLOWS ARE SO ILL I GOT CANCER SCARED TO CATCH ME
YO GAMBLED AND LOST THIS BATTLE SO DON'T TRY TO BET ME
COME ON NOW!
YOU DEALING WIT A VET/
I TURNED INTO AN ANIMAL
AND NOW YOUR MY PET/
WAITING..............




Yeah I AM like a flokk of muthafukkin CROWS
Ima sh't all over your head AND your weak flows.
Betta come up in this thread and SPELL MY NAME CORRECT
Cuz i can lyrically hurt you, gonna need the butterfly effect.
So you say I'm half way retarded? but your the one who's slow
your girl got MEAT between her legs, oh you didnt know?
and while we're on that topic, its YOUR MOTHER WHO'S THE HOE!
YOU DUMB MUTHAFUKKA, I AM A GIRL
Your as dumb as that line, what was it? oh that pearl
thats delicate and soft?? and came from your manly girl??
How you get it? Not that STD, :dry: Im talking bout that pearl!!
Did u get it from jizzing on her pale nekk late last night?
What a SIGHT TO BEHOLD.... your b'tch is A TRANSVESTITE!!!!
Yeah I gambled, my rhymes off the dome are now public
Some MOFO gonna come and steal my gold nuggets.
I wasted them on a BUSTA A$$ "vet"
yeah you turned into an animal? THEN C'MERE AND LIKK MY BALLZ NOW, PET!
So I come online NOW, and this is the sh't i have to see???????
But admit I did make you step up your game, :inlove:
BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE!!!!
Please stop spitting at the screen,
I CAN SMELL YOUR BREATHE
WTF is that ODOR, I think your mouth is breeding DEATH!!!!!
What am I a "S.H.I.M"??!!? ANOTHER LINE THATS BAD!!!!!
"your really really him?" :laugh: S.illy H.omo I.s M.ad!
THERE'S YOUR SHIM, yo fukk this, I've been doing this for years
Im my own competition,
"Ultimate ETHER!????!" YA'LL ARE A BUNCH OF FUKKIN QUEERS!!

[ILL_FAM]

You gotta be kiddin me wit that taliban photo
ILL_FAM DAMN!.............YOU'S A SUICIDE HOMO!
YOU DON'T WANNA BATTLE OH PLEASE! DON'T!..BE!..SCARED!
FAM I THINK YOUR ILL WITH AN O..SAMA BEARD
TAKE THAT BULLSHYT PHOTO OFF...AND GET A NEW IMAGE
COME ON.... POPEYE!!! THE SAILOR MAN.... HER'S YA CAN OF SPINACH
YOU GOT 1 GOOD ARM REMINDING ME OF A PRAYING MANTIS
WHEN YOU SEE ME YA KNEES BUCKLE CAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN'T STAND THIS
I'M YOUNG AND I'M RESTLESS WITH ONE LIFE TO LIVE
YOU CAN HAVE A GUIDING LIGHT AND YOU STILL COULDN'T DRAMA WIT I GIVE:ohmy:
SO STAY IN YA PLACE AND NEVER EVER REPLY TO THIS THREAD
OOOH! YEAH! YOU'S A SUICIDE HOMO...YOUR ALREADY DEAD
YOU SEVEN FOOT TALL AND YOU STILL COME TO MY FEET
YOUR A BUG! I'M A BEAST! I KNOW YOU WANNA HIT DELETE
I SPIT VENOM THROUGH THESE KEYS, AND NOW YOUR BLIND AS A BAT
I HIT YOU WIT THAT STEVE URKLE LINE "DID I DO THAT":ohmy:
FAM... I'M SICK AND I JUST MADE YOU ILL
I KNOW MY RHYMES ARE DOPE BUT YOU OVERDOSED ON PILLS
YOUR GETTING RIPPED THAT FUCC UP SO I THINK I MINDS WELL QUIT
I JUST LEFT YOU DRY:dry: LIKE A DESERT SO I DON'T THINK GOIN SPIT
I'M OUT:king:


wtf you've got to be kidden ill get at you maybe hahaha u suck :laugh:

[ILL_FAM]

You gotta be kiddin me wit that taliban photo
ILL_FAM DAMN!.............YOU'S A SUICIDE HOMO!
YOU DON'T WANNA BATTLE OH PLEASE! DON'T!..BE!..SCARED!
FAM I THINK YOUR ILL WITH AN O..SAMA BEARD
TAKE THAT BULLSHYT PHOTO OFF...AND GET A NEW IMAGE
COME ON.... POPEYE!!! THE SAILOR MAN.... HER'S YA CAN OF SPINACH
YOU GOT 1 GOOD ARM REMINDING ME OF A PRAYING MANTIS
WHEN YOU SEE ME YA KNEES BUCKLE CAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN'T STAND THIS
I'M YOUNG AND I'M RESTLESS WITH ONE LIFE TO LIVE
YOU CAN HAVE A GUIDING LIGHT AND YOU STILL COULDN'T DRAMA WIT I GIVE:ohmy:
SO STAY IN YA PLACE AND NEVER EVER REPLY TO THIS THREAD
OOOH! YEAH! YOU'S A SUICIDE HOMO...YOUR ALREADY DEAD
YOU SEVEN FOOT TALL AND YOU STILL COME TO MY FEET
YOUR A BUG! I'M A BEAST! I KNOW YOU WANNA HIT DELETE
I SPIT VENOM THROUGH THESE KEYS, AND NOW YOUR BLIND AS A BAT
I HIT YOU WIT THAT STEVE URKLE LINE "DID I DO THAT":ohmy:
FAM... I'M SICK AND I JUST MADE YOU ILL
I KNOW MY RHYMES ARE DOPE BUT YOU OVERDOSED ON PILLS
YOUR GETTING RIPPED THAT FUCC UP SO I THINK I MINDS WELL QUIT
I JUST LEFT YOU DRY:dry: LIKE A DESERT SO I DON'T THINK GOIN SPIT
I'M OUT:king:

BONG, DUTCH, ZAG.. I told him how I is, he's like "RAW? WHAT'S THAT?" well, it's when LEAD ENTERS n leaves ya HEAD "VENTED" like a VON DUTCH CAP!!!/ for testin, I'm the WRONG ONE, JACK!, the CLIP-BLOWS like "SChitzos" and "DIVIDE'S YA MENTAL." you don't RAP THA RAWNESS, I heard ya song and I "HAD TO PAUSE IT" LIKE A RENTAL!!/('had deposit') you aint SPITTIN NICE, this KID IS HYPED, so Smith and WESSON's BOUGHT, call it "S" FOR SHORT, it's a PISTOL, RIGHT? remember that when the "S' peeld off ya CHEST" like it's KRYPTONITE!!!/(get it!!) oh, you CALL THAT RUDE? yup, ALL DAT'S TRUE, and when I "Draw on ya chest.." it's NOT TATTOOS!!/ POP THAT TOOL, trust I RETIRE JERKS 'cause spittin "FIRE WORKS" like the FOURTH OF JULY, SEE, I's BORN TO SPIT FLY, and KEEP SUM CHROME AT THE SIDE, so PIPE DOWN or I'll have you LIKE CLOUDS; "SEE YOUR FORM IN THE SKY!!" A ***GOT IN DISGUISE :laugh:

subliminal still kills ur **** though i aint replying again and i just replied hear cause u aint worth a thread :laugh:

[theman080]

this thread is like one of the plagues god sent down on Moses

Some unholy open mic(er) brought this wrath down upon us...

[Ecliptik]

this thread is like one of the plagues god sent down on Moses
Some unholy open mic(er) brought this wrath down upon us...

LMAO!!! which plague would this be???

1000 wack emcees spread upon the land??

maybe the next one is the first forum dead.....*thinks about that one*:huh:

sorry....thats already happend:dry:

[Mukel]

This guy spits worse than my tag drop...

[Ecliptik]

This guy spits worse than my tag drop...

that joke has passed...:dry:

you missed the bus on that one Mukel...

[Propaganda]

A YO PROPS LISTEN TA E! MAN HE'S TRYIN TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THANKSGIVING, CAUSE I'M A MIX YOU WITH MY STUFFING
:laugh:
THIS IS A EASY MEAL... FORREAL HERE COMES A WHOLE BUNCH OF SLAPS
I'M A SMACK SO HARD THAT...YOUR MOM AND DAD COLLAPSED:eek:
I SHOULD JUMP THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND JUST BEAT YA A$$ PROPS
BEAT YOU TO A PULP LIKE ORANGE JUICE, WIT A PAIR OF FLIP-FLOPS:eek:
YOU THEN F'D UP NOW, I GOTTA TELL YOU I'M A PRO
YOU CAN'T HEAR ME!..WHAT ARE YOU DEF....LIKE SO SO
DUDE..JUST..DON'T..SHOW, DON'T WANNA SEE ANOTHER WAK A$$ VERSE
YOU'S A HOMO LIKE ILL_FAM.. I SEE YOU CARYYING THAT PURSE
DUDE AHA JUST AHA STOP AHA IT PLEASE!

LISTEN P.R.O.P.A.G.A.N.D.A YA REAL NAME'S M.A.R.A.N.D.A
I'M A GRIZZLY BEAR BYTCH! YOUR JUST AN ANIMAL STUFFED P.A.N.D.A
NOW YOU GET THE PICTURE!.. GET THE FUCC OFF..THE SCENE
YA RHYMES STINK SO BAD, I'M THROWING MINTS AT MY SCREEN:ohmy:
OKAY! I'M THROUGH WIT THIS FOOL
AFTER I DROWN EM IN HIS POOL
YOU UNDER AGE SUCKA TAKE YA PUNK A$$ TO SCHOOL
YOU REALLY NEED LESSON...I'M MEAN SKILLS 101
I WOULD TEACH YOU BUT I FORGOT I WAS DONE!
damn, what da FIZZLE? you bout to get bust fo' SHIZZLE
dawg you fruitier than a box of skittles!:gag:
in winta time if i dont smack you wit my bare hand my mitt'll!
you should QUIT fo' rizzle...or you'll get da lyrical PINK SLIP:ohmy: :eek:
i'ma make ya see blood even tho u always think crip
stop all ya fake ish b!tch! :yes: all ya fables ain't honest
dis da FINAL CHAPTA, you still reading the TABLE OF CONTENT! (OOOHHHHH!) :thumbsup:
you SUCK...like baby's on pacifers...plus you be wearin diapers! (you 28, hahahahaa)
n there's anotha way you suck...u be suckin da pied piper :laugh:

dawg, you ain't got a chance, run along lil one. im da man here, word to yo sister in law.

[Mukel]

that joke has passed...:dry:
you missed the bus on that one Mukel...

oh right, i take it the jokes are on my "new freestyle" titles? lol

[Mukel]

Heres my drop, just a bit of fun, so no offence to whoever feel its directed at.

This goes out to the flawed copy, of a short stocky horse jockey...

I seek and destroy, whether it be man woman or boy,
born to annoy, born with a plot or a ploy,
targets set, and im set to deploy,
shots to your dome like Tarver to Roy,
cant believe for so long i let this slide,
the anger inside has been bubbling,
bubbling longer than the life of father time,
atheritis has creeped into my mind mentally,
but when I look at your rhymes, I look at them skeptically,
You see to me your a vet, but you show me blatent disrespect,
I wish you would out do me, I wish you could,
but im spitting platinum, your dribblin wood,
Im hooded but not disguised, disguisted by your lies,
You see im laughing at your pathetic lines,
I see a joke when I look in the mirror through your eyes,
Talkin 'bout wet dreamin cos your frustrated,
you mad cos at school they called you ugly,
excluded you from sports, alway picked you last,
I make you have a heart attack like everlasts f*ckin ass,
pickin my threads and showin me no respect,
why are you mad at me? you genetic defect,
defacate on my name, droppin disses, well im here,
makin your wishes come true, theres no way you can come through,
my infectious brew, im part of a benevolent few,
but im now part of a hateful crew, im something new,
the anger stews, and ive paid my dues, so your comments are dead,
you should respect me like the law, just ask judge dread,
food is for thought thats why your malnourished and under fed,
your out of touch and still use words like retro,
your a queer but after this im smack you back to hetro,
you couldnt have a rap presence (wrap presents) if it was christmas eve,
now I will let your reply and see what tricks you have up your clowns sleeve!

[theman080]

how come i cant rate this thread, this masterpeice deserves five stars

[Sicilian Spit]

This is a classic. I have yet to see a thread where up to three whack writers all drop something retarded. I kinda wanna make Lyricist my main b*tch for talkin sh*t directly at me, but I don't know if it's really worth the time. Have to see if I have a minute later.

[LyRiCiSt]

how come i cant rate this thread, this masterpeice deserves five stars

DEFINITELY! LET'S KEEP IT GOING:yes:

[#1rapper]

hey LYRICIST im PISSED and my name aint DYCK
you ain't SLICK so i know ya name ain't RICK
ITS probably BYTCH, yeahhh thats it
When i DISS U u need TISSUES
ohhhweeee yeah boy im an ISSUE
your gay, your homo, a f@g, a man humper, a gay lover
DAmn son, i called u mad names, ohh yeah ur fat..like flubber
OHHHHHHHHHH ITs nobody other then the dude haveing intercourse with ur mother


Damn yall..that took all i got

[ILL_FAM]

BONG, DUTCH, ZAG.. I told him how I is, he's like "RAW? WHAT'S THAT?" well, it's when LEAD ENTERS n leaves ya HEAD "VENTED" like a VON DUTCH CAP!!!/


kilt it lmao :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


:king:

[Propaganda]

quoting yourself is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. kinda like the very line you quoted. :eek:

FIYAAAAHHHHH heata...dawg, you's a piece of di-arrhea
F@G you CATCH more BALLS than a WIDE RECIEVA :yes:

datz wut i be tawkin bout.

[Ecliptik]

...ouch

[ILL_FAM]

quoting yourself is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. kinda like the very line you quoted. :eek:

FIYAAAAHHHHH heata...dawg, you's a piece of di-arrhea
F@G you CATCH more BALLS than a WIDE RECIEVA :yes:

datz wut i be tawkin bout.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i quote myself because theres no good drops

peeps props drops :huh: :thumbsdow i thought so :yes:

:king:

[Propaganda]

u know i gots da flow son. dont front. my rhymes > moses

[ILL_FAM]

well if prop > moses

then the average sohh emcee = god haha

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[ILL_FAM]

the man didn't even have to lift a finger i bodied this thread....

enter the morgue again lmao

I=:king:

[theman080]

I think someone deleted Enter The Morgue