||#1Rapper & Ill Fam.....VS.....Mukel & TheMan080||VERSES POSTED||

[theman080]

Rules
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LINES
The team total line output has to be inbetween 35-45 lines all together, I don't give a fukk if one guy writes 34 of em and the other throws in the other. Thats how it has to add up. (The second team to drop doesn't have to match the line total of the first team either, so drop however many your comfortable with)

DUE DATES
Four days after the threads go up is the due date.

VOTES
This is where shyt usually gets fukked up on here. Every team is required to vote individually, not as a pair, this way we should be able to get a decent amount of votes on each battle. At least one member of the squad should vote on each battle, but if both voted it would go more smooth. NO POLITICKIN , I dont wanna see a lame azz verse get votes from a team that already won because they want easy comp in the next rounds.

Dont be a bytch and no show...

Anyway......

[Mukel]

Not going to be at home over the next few days, so might aswell drop mine
now, before its too late...
I dreaded the day that we'd meet,
cos i'd have to get on my toe's like muhammed ali,
born a king, to battle you paupers i ought to slaughter,
you see, your both just like R Kelly, your trapped in the closet,
with a buffet of food, not to be rude, but your glutton,
stuffing your face with mutten so much you burst a button,
i'll burst you both like a blood vessell,
im'a just set sail, we all know you both are f*gs and your checkin for male,
and you both can sit at home and listen to dem franchise boys,
but oh if you think we like you? ITS NOT F*CKIN LIKELY!!!
Ill Fam, ive got the key to kill you,
and im gonna leave you with more holes than swiss cheese,
a cold breeze, but my lyrics are hot, number 1 rapper? your simply not,
Ill fam, like a clam, you better keep it shut, and I dont just mean your mouth,
I mean your but,
id beat anybody you might lose to, if you 2 are crew,
then the ships already sinking, im thinking,
Im'a gonna crucify you both, quicker than christ with a sharped butterfly knife,
go home, f*ck #1 rappers mom, and then ill fams wife,
your lifes over, just like the bridge,
im'a take the trash out, and put you in dumpster with the rest of the garbage!

[#1rapper]

Look..unlike theman i got content and a flow to spit
These clowns stay down on some roadie shyt
Fucck a punchline, ill punch you out the clothes you in
I'll poke ya skin, then watch mukel panick and try to close ya limbs
And sheesh...mukels a freak..the only loser sohh got
Member wen i didn't give u props and you delted your whole drop (http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=887714)
But yo when yall fucc, tell me who's on top
And look..theman your appearnce is transparent...i can see through it
Muke your appreance makes it apparent you have tran parents..(means two he's do it)
Theman is an act, a good one, but still just an act
So take your oscar or plaque and give the mic back
Mukel your a rookie who cant even write tracks
You and 080 are on the wrong street..not on the right track
So bite sack! Im the center of attention..so you know i might snap
In rap im the spitting image of the spitting image
080 is a gimick, mukel's a dimwit..shyt..losings over their limit
And when i bring it, Ill make sure you hear it
Cuz Ima swing with a cling and knock ya chin where you ear is
And mukel when will your trash stop, that shyt was a sad flop
Im have your dad popped for getting his second grader a lab-top
So grab crotch,sit back watch, As i nab the top spot

[ILL_FAM]

yea, mukel..he FIBS IN HIS QUOTES, he WISH HE WAS DOPE..dat's why "Kid" "Focused on my words" like a RITALIN DOSE!! 080 I hope you LISTENIN' CLOSE...y'all, this KID IS A JOKE...you only "Poppin Hot
Biscuits" if it's CINNAMON TOAST!!/fukk Reps, nyucca, who WINNIN THE MOST? I aint scurred to START FIGHTS, BLAM YOU TO HELL, dawg, SECOND ISN'T BEST..(nope) and when I'm 'making moves,' this DARK
"KNIGHT" will HAND YOU AN "L," you can "CATCH IT IN THE 'CHESS!!!!!"/(haha) in fact, back in the
day me and 080 WASN'T COO... HATIN WAS THE MOOD....till he admitted "nobody fukkin wit ILL" like; "EVERYONE'S IMMUNE!!!!"/
and mukel if you keep trynna "spit" my style it'll HURT YA MOUTH. they might
haveta "HEARSE" HIM OUT....****, you can even CHANGE YER STYLE AGAIN (!) seeing how you aint CAME AS VIOLENT THEN when U had ya FIRST ACCOUNT!/(UH-OH!!) oh you wanna LAND ON TERRAIN?!?! (my bad)... then the POUND FINNA BURST then yous FOUND IN THE DIRT with the ANTS AND THE SNAKES!! (ha!)/now he actin like he be PASSIN ME GAME and I BATTLE INSANE cause I peeped his SWAGGER AND CHANGED .. pshhh.. if 080 the teacher then the FACULTY GAY/

[ILL_FAM]

As quoted by himself -mukel lost- (http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=887714)

nah this battle was kool though i enjoyed it

[theman080]

"Drop A Gem On Em...."

Ill Fam has zero fresh concepts, at best a good flipper
I'll kill em both, make no bones about it, tossed in a wood chipper
Plus you got that Minneapolis Bridge structure, its fukkin ya drops
But the only casualties are your hopes of bein smothered wit Props
Its obvious you can capitalize with forced punches, AINT-POSSIBLY-DOPE!!!!! ( :laugh: )
So I'll remove every cap outta ya verse, and have em lodged in ya throat
A mockery bro, while ants **** on ya expectations only inches from the ground
My uppercut will leave ya chin lookin like a pimple on ya crown
You an #1 have a history of Raw Power, a post of oxymoronic jest
The community responded with awe, I mean all of em unimpressed
And #1....sheeeeyit, this bytch knows I been flowin the hardest (no homo)
Becauses his flow was played as a bytch, till my logo was on it
The whole site is under the impression that your nothing but impressions
Of my flow mixed Lt. Dan's ability to kick shyt, he doesn't get the message
I'll throw some punches with Butterbean, an exhibition exhibit
As I prohibit any hitting from this misfit, and limit this gimmic
Seriously though, if #1's anything its a divine mime
Your left as the greatest, on the very left of the time-line

[ILL_FAM]

kool least one battles finished

[Ecliptik]

mukel- really disappointed....alot different from ya last tourney verses....it was overly rushed and really nothing but filler and wack ass concept...sorry....you shoulda took your time....it looks like you were relying on 080 skills purely rather then showing your own...

#1- hands down the strongest verse on ya team..great punches wit mukel deletin his post and afcourse the easy 080 punches that are always funny for some reason...lol....not much i can say really....

fam- cot damnit!!! if i read one more damn verse of yours with the countless-and-pointless-dashes-in-between-CAPITALIZED-WORDS i'ma go nuts!!! anyways...ya verse was a lil better the mukels...but still....that doesn't mean it was good...

080- like i told #1....strongest verse on your team hands down....punches and attacks hit both ways....very strong....had a slightly stronger verse the #1....you spit last...like always:dry:but you know how to take advantage...so what can i say....

anyways.....it was pretty much a #1/ 080 battle....and i re-read all verses twice....and came to the conclusion....if FAM's verse wasn't just a LITTLE better then mukels....then i'd have to base the battle on just #1 and 080...and 080 would take it...but it is a tag TEAM battle so i do have to judge this by teams rather then individuals....

#1 rapper & ILL FAM....and only because fams verse was a little better then mukels so it gave them the win by like .0001% (for the assclowns that can't tell....that means they BARELY got my vote...:dry:)

[ILL_FAM]

mukel- really disappointed....alot different from ya last tourney verses....it was overly rushed and really nothing but filler and wack ass concept...sorry....you shoulda took your time....it looks like you were relying on 080 skills purely rather then showing your own...
#1- hands down the strongest verse on ya team..great punches wit mukel deletin his post and afcourse the easy 080 punches that are always funny for some reason...lol....not much i can say really....
fam- cot damnit!!! if i read one more damn verse of yours with the countless-and-pointless-dashes-in-between-CAPITALIZED-WORDS i'ma go nuts!!! anyways...ya verse was a lil better the mukels...but still....that doesn't mean it was good...
080- like i told #1....strongest verse on your team hands down....punches and attacks hit both ways....very strong....had a slightly stronger verse the #1....you spit last...like always:dry:but you know how to take advantage...so what can i say....
anyways.....it was pretty much a #1/ 080 battle....and i re-read all verses twice....and came to the conclusion....if FAM's verse wasn't just a LITTLE better then mukels....then i'd have to base the battle on just #1 and 080...and 080 would take it...but it is a tag TEAM battle so i do have to judge this by teams rather then individuals....
#1 rapper & ILL FAM....and only because fams verse was a little better then mukels so it gave them the win by like .0001% (for the assclowns that can't tell....that means they BARELY got my vote...:dry:)

i dont think u even read my verse i have no - betweent he caps lol

[Child Proof]

Mukel - Basically a no-show, didn't have 080's back at all in this.

#1 Rapper - "Theman is an act, a good one, but still just an act
So take your oscar or plaque and give the mic back" Nice!
Overall nice verse...consistent with hits (more like jabs...no knockout power)wordplay and flow.

Ill Fam - Nice wordplay but no direct hits.

080 - "Plus you got that Minneapolis Bridge structure, its fukkin ya drops" Lawd...that connected...no doubt!
"The whole site is under the impression that your nothing but impressions
Of my flow mixed Lt. Dan's ability to kick shyt, he doesn't get the message" Another one hitter quitter! There are a couple more quotable in there too.

I gotta give it to 080...despite Mukel's verse.

[Ecliptik]

sorry...all your damn CAPING threw my eyes off:dry:

just be happy your team got the damn vote...

[theman080]

1-1 upping

[Cali_Bud]

I'm going to agree with one of the posts above. It's like Mukel didn't even show up, he usually does better than that drop and I expected more from him. 080 & #1 came in ready to do battle as usual and made this a good battle and in my honest opinion were a tie so I have to go off of their teammates performance and I think everyone in this post can see that it goes to ILL FAM. His drop was better than Mukel's.

My Vote: ILL FAM & #1 Rapper

[ILL_FAM]

2-1 upping :smoker:

[ILL_FAM]

sorry...all your damn CAPING threw my eyes off:dry:
just be happy your team got the damn vote...

lol im just saying man :laugh:

its kool though now i know i have to come better next time round if we get through of course

[Ecliptik]

you better if you wanna stand a chance against me and cali..:dry:

[honest]to sound conceited...[/truth]

[Raw Spits]

Mukel = You had alot of disses but alot of empty punches.....You concepts were pretty bad.....Rkelly trapped in the closet??????????? That killed you whole verse....This is much different some of the other stuff I've from you



#1= Good strong verse.....not alot of straight up punches but solid verse none the less

Fam= Multies were banging.....alot of caps............ still flow was pretty tight....cool disses, not alot of quality punches tho

now he actin like he be PASSIN ME GAME and I BATTLE INSANE cause I peeped his SWAGGER AND CHANGED .. pshhh.. if 080 the teacher then the FACULTY GAY/

Not bad a closer



MAN080= Concepts punches were pretty good.....Good solid disses and direct and on target personals.....flow was a little ehhh but still very good verse




Vote: Fam & #1..........Murkel pretty much wasted a pretty good 080's verse

[ILL_FAM]

you better if you wanna stand a chance against me and cali..:dry:
[honest]to sound conceited...[/truth]


:laugh: we'll see

[Courtdog]

*Looks @ protege*


You have failed me son