View Full Version : Diary of A 50 Cent STAN
sporticus
05-27-07, 10:48 AM
Ever wonder what makes a stan tick? Look no further.
They all possess the following 3 traits:
I. no sense of personal identity
II. no purpose in life
III. a desperate need to prove their value to strangers
Most of them aren't actual fans. How many 50 Cent stans can speak about the man without mentioning anything other than just the quality of the music? They're people who are losers and desperate to be associated with something that they feel is successful (even if it's not anymore). Much like a championship team develops fans, only 10x more psychologically unstable. They're social outcasts, eager to attach themselves to something great they're really not a part of. Dying to prove their loyalty to someone that doesn't even know they exist. They form an attachment to 50 Cent and his enemies. 'Ja Rule' is like a subconscious trigger word for everything they lack in life and can't face: women, a decent job, etc. When they hear it, they spring into action. Why else would someone fight so hard to make people on a message board think that a man they don't even know made $400 million that he didn't? They know G-Unit is a dead brand, but stans fighting for their own existence. Making you believe it is all that matters.
Don't hate them, pity them and reach out.
so.................... detroit vs. san antonio in the finals, who do yall got? i say detroit in 6.
Adamba4e
05-27-07, 10:58 AM
Ever wonder what makes a stan tick? Look no further.
They all possess the following 3 traits:
I. no sense of personal identity
II. no purpose in life
III. a desperate need to prove their value to strangers
Most of them aren't actual fans. How many 50 Cent stans can speak about the man without mentioning anything other than just the quality of the music? They're people who are losers and desperate to be associated with something that they feel is successful (even if it's not anymore). Much like a championship team develops fans, only 10x more psychologically unstable. They're social outcasts, eager to attach themselves to something great they're really not a part of. Dying to prove their loyalty to someone that doesn't even know they exist. They form an attachment to 50 Cent and his enemies. 'Ja Rule' is like a subconscious trigger word for everything they lack in life and can't face: women, a decent job, etc. When they hear it, they spring into action. Why else would someone fight so hard to make people on a message board think that a man they don't even know made $400 million that he didn't? They know G-Unit is a dead brand, but stans fighting for their own existence. Making you believe it is all that matters.
Don't hate them, pity them and reach out.
Big L stans are th worst. True story.
Nas, 50, Cam, Jay-Z, Kelis, Game, Ja Rule, President Bush, Grandmaster Flash, Big L, Lil Kim, Young Dro, Tru Life, Tupac, Wu Tang, Timbaland, Tony Yayo, Mobb Deep, Nature, Cormega, Shop Boyz, The Roots, Royce Da 5'9, Papoose, Prodigy, Lynard Skynard, M.O.P, Kanye West, Ice Cube, Hell Rell, Eminem, Das EFX, Big Daddy Kane, Children of the Corn, Amerie, 8 Ball & MJG, Saigon, Sean Price, Prince, Nelly, CNN, Lupe Fiasco, Lil Wayne, Gille, Birdman, Juvenile, BG, Turk, Pras, Lauryn Hill, Wyclef, Joell Ortiz, Juelz Santana, and Jim Jones lost.
dumassispumanti
05-27-07, 11:21 AM
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Big L stans are th worst. True story.
if you are not a fan of Big L, you are officially a homo, real talk.
Sunzoo aka LC
05-27-07, 11:25 AM
you forgot one...the stans in disguise, that talk about him more than his actual fans do, and waste their time on typing up pointless paragraphs of retoric about somebody they supposedly hate when theres already a million and 1 threads about the same guy on the front page...add that one to your list
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Adamba4e
05-27-07, 11:32 AM
if you are not a fan of Big L, you are officially a homo, real talk.
I'm a fan, not a stan. LOL you funny.
I Got It
05-27-07, 11:33 AM
DAMN, 50 CENT STANS even got STANS now..wow
sporticus
05-27-07, 11:34 AM
you forgot one...the stans in disguise, that talk about him more than his actual fans do, and waste their time on typing up pointless paragraphs of retoric about somebody they supposedly hate when theres already a million and 1 threads about the same guy on the front page...add that one to your list
Then you have those smartass message board jerkoffs who pride themselves on their supposedly witty retorts...the ones where they make themselves feel all-important by trying to get a burn on the one who burned. See I turned it around on you! It's not cute or witty SON.
AintNoneHigher
05-27-07, 12:09 PM
DAMN, 50 CENT STANS even got STANS now..wow
Ha - Ha ha ha ha ha
King Joe
05-27-07, 01:09 PM
so.................... detroit vs. san antonio in the finals, who do yall got? i say detroit in 6.
no way, cavs beatin detroit...comin back from 2-0, then in the finals it will be cavs in 5
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