Whimsical Calamity

[Courtdog]

Yes...
I uh ummm,
Am a Whimsical Calamity
My physical anatomy isnt where my stature be
Come, capture me
Tackle my tabernacle, lately its filled w/apathy
Actually the path I lead is misleading & decieving
Inside I'm hurting
On thee outside it looks as thou I'm feeding
Them boys lurking, smirking as they carry on their proceedings
They call me a merchant
Said I partake in heedings for purchase
That we all the same & worthless
And locking me up would do this county a service
Now your honor, whut was thee purpose?
Why was my client pulled over for?
They claimed they smelled an odor, as soon as they approached the door
I smoked earlier.. was ridin around like I was Cham
Didnt really give a damn til I got pulled over by the man
Now I understand,

That I would have been better off if I ran...