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Propaganda
03-22-07, 12:43 PM
a tad nervous bout the bad service, it'll cost a little
she wanted my meat but it came cold, the steak lost its sizzle
i'm like "devone, is that how you actually talk fo' rizzle?"
she goes "it's devoné, the e has an apostrophizzle"
think to myself, well, at least she's pretty i guess
and i literally bet that i can seperate titty from dress
by night's end, we might spend, a few hours at a nice inn
with a slight grin i'll ask her to invite her dyke friends
that was, until, i watched her motion to the waiter
her pit hair was dense like jungles close to the equator
and look how this pig eats! wow...it's hard not to go off
as i think, this your first time not eating out a trough?
she speaks of being real and the joy being honest brings
i say "let's go steady. take my bomber coat and promise ring"
sitting here wondering when the date'll end, perhaps soon?
i have a odd little daydream as she goes to the bathroom
i requested a straw and asked her if i could taste her soup
sucked it up....then blew it all over her face and boobs
could be cruel, i'm not the type to instigate a fight, see
i don't wanna fukk her, just want to end the date politely
so "i need your honest opinion, you're sworn to truth...
baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

the puppetmaster
03-22-07, 01:56 PM
. ..LMAO!

Dug this one a lot man. The ending was priceless. You've expressed a real knack for story telling lately Props.



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obnoxious
03-22-07, 03:07 PM
hahahahhaha!!!! yeah man the beginning was fire.. and ending was pure dopeness.. with a killer middle too lol


she speaks of being real and the joy being honest brings
i say "let's go steady. take my bomber coat and promise ring"

haha..

does this smell like chloroform hahahahahah

the puppetmaster
03-22-07, 03:26 PM
I smell a Obnoxious/ Propaganda collabo and NO it doesn't reek of chloroform hahaha


Make it happen!


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obnoxious
03-22-07, 04:38 PM
yeeah yeeah lets dooo it!
got anything in mind prop?

Propaganda
03-23-07, 05:14 PM
i dunno, you have any bright ideas?

Ecliptik
03-31-07, 03:37 PM
**** was real smooth, and get flow to the story....not much i can say....

Cali_Bud
04-01-07, 01:29 AM
. ..LMAO!
Dug this one a lot man. The ending was priceless. You've expressed a real knack for story telling lately Props.
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^^^Agreed cool to see a "story" put together without drifting off topic.