The morning commute...pt 1

[Propaganda]

Damn it's cold out...its now officially past fall
When the windchill factor crashes thru the glass walls
Huddled up watch traffic pass, I just have to ask
When it's coming as my crotch is brushed by a fatty's ass
Fukk this, I'll grab a cab, wait, it's right down the block
Gonna pull my metrocard on the driver like it's a glock
Then point it his head and demand a transfer angrily
Say "it's your lucky day" and walk away rather thankfully
Cuz that look on his face will be priceless for life
I truly savour all the funny little slices of life
Its like they think I'm retarded with that voice I was using
I sit and chuckle with my weird sense of self-amusement
Ahh...a window seat....the last one in the segment
Don't look at me lady, it's not my fault you got pregnant
She just called me an anus. The nerve of that hoe!
Least sitting here I'll be comfortable being an azzhole
Besides the fact though, you can't fit here you fat troll
B!tch each of your cheeks takes up half the back row
Woah...with quickness I scorn, I'm rather vicious this morn
My temperment's getting hotter than a b!tch into porn
Are we all soldiers at the station? None of us can explain
Why we take a synchronized march from the bus to the train...

[Propaganda]

do i still got it?

[theman080]

this was pretty good, but head from scully is still the classic I think of when I read drops like this. I can relate to that sense of humor, havin a friend pretend he was retarded at stores and cry when he didnt have enough cash was funny is funny as fukk.

Still this had its ups and downs, it picked up towards the end and was a good read.

Hallelujah Holla Back

[Propaganda]

Reespek! That shyt is pretty damn funny about your friend. But anyways, thank for peeping. Hopefully I'll slowly get some skills back.

Wtf is head from scully though? lol

[theman080]

Title: Head From Scully (http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=606149&highlight=head+scully)


Should seem familiar, lol, that one deserved more responses, sh1t was heavily slept on imo

Stay Up

[Propaganda]

oooooh...yeah. that one was kinda fun to write.

title was wacksauce though, maybe thats why no one peeped lol.

[Conduit]

funny. good flow and all that. cursing is cheating, though.

[energy]

Yay! I've been in this place all day reading bleh.. thanks Prop!
This was fun. I went back and peeped Scully as well.

"A smoking barrel on the chin of a chick that’s waitressing
Seems to be a good way to learn where a vault’s location is"
LMAO!..

[pix]

dude i feel this so much! the craftiness of it is on point, but so is the subject matter and the things you say.

i wish i could hear this type of stuff in my cd player

nice piece

[Universe]

Ahh...a window seat....the last one in the segment
Don't look at me lady, it's not my fault you got pregnant

Besides the fact though, you can't fit here you fat troll
B!tch each of your cheeks takes up half the back row


:laugh:

[Propaganda]

:laugh:

LoL. True story.