Remember Me

[Mukel]

I walked in to the room with a dead labrador,
pissed on the tv set, and hid the remote control,
im a crazy man who's lost his marbles,
gargles spit, my shower dont work, so I stink like sh*t,
my girl just left me for my korean neighbour,
I feel like im being tossed about like a kaber,
but i can feel the force like my name was darth vader,
im so ugly, im off almost every girls radar,
my odour's so bad that when i fart a skunk ducks for cover,
im mr supa man lover, but i cant afford to pay for b*tch's,
my computer is flickering, and my dvd player dont work,
my penis is sick and it hurts to pee, whenever i masturbate
my d*ck it bleeds, the doctor told me i have a disease,
i asked him which one and i was there for weeks,
my life at this moment is the best its ever been,
remember me!