new gwen stefani

[flapjacks]

I just saw the video to this (of course I had to do more than just hear the song, since we all know where the real meat of this product is), and I give it a big thumbs down. This person sure knows how to pick horrible first singles. She better come with something hotter on singles 2-5 like she did last time. I gave her a pass in 2005 because I like the way they used computers to make her look 18 again in all her videos, and because of the clothes they made her wear and how slutty they made this 38-year-old wife and mother act in order to convince 14-year-old girls to take her for a role model, but I ain't gonna be down with this new project unless she turns the slut factor up to 11 again. And as it is now she's just acting "creative" and "weird" again like she did last time with that Alice in Wonderland shiit. Get the hell out of here with that stuff, bittch, you ain't Madonna or Bjork, no one gives a **** about how "interesting" you think you are.

Who the hell produced this bull**** or do I even have to ask? I don't care how rich he is, that alien-head negro needs to spend more time in the basement giving Clipse better beats instead of wasting his time doing this just to get a piece of 38-year-old bleach-blonde white woman ass that's already had two kids come stretching it out.

[wick5ter]

she performed a new song on Jonathon ross show on bbc1 friday night, it was terrible!

[informerx]

I just saw the video to this (of course I had to do more than just hear the song, since we all know where the real meat of this product is), and I give it a big thumbs down. This person sure knows how to pick horrible first singles. She better come with something hotter on singles 2-5 like she did last time. I gave her a pass in 2005 because I like the way they used computers to make her look 18 again in all her videos, and because of the clothes they made her wear and how slutty they made this 38-year-old wife and mother act in order to convince 14-year-old girls to take her for a role model, but I ain't gonna be down with this new project unless she turns the slut factor up to 11 again. And as it is now she's just acting "creative" and "weird" again like she did last time with that Alice in Wonderland shiit. Get the hell out of here with that stuff, bittch, you ain't Madonna or Bjork, no one gives a **** about how "interesting" you think you are.

Who the hell produced this bull**** or do I even have to ask? I don't care how rich he is, that alien-head negro needs to spend more time in the basement giving Clipse better beats instead of wasting his time doing this just to get a piece of 38-year-old bleach-blonde white woman ass that's already had two kids come stretching it out.


LoL. Just be sure to upload the album whenever you get it!

[flapjacks]

she performed a new song on Jonathon ross show on bbc1 friday night, it was terrible!

She'd have to be completely naked for me to care about a live performance from her, and that's just out of curiosity. Live, her vocals sound like a man, anyway. She needs a bunch of computers, a hundred of them all processing at maximum speed in order for her to sound and look right--but when she looks right, I'll watch it.

Wasn't there some movie a few years ago with Al Pacino in it about a celebrity in the future that's just 100% computer-generated? That's what I feel about Gwen Stefani and people like that, and Madonna lately.

I'm saying they ain't usin the technology and imagery right in that new video of hers. It starts off with her dressed as a nun.--Nuns ain't cool. That ain't even going to convince a 12-year-old girl to look up to her, and I sure as hell ain't getting turned on looking at someone dressed as a nun, sorry. Interscope better brush up on they brainwashing skills, because it's shiit like this that's causing them to lose marketshare. First they let Eminem dress up like Michael Jackson, now they reintroduce Gwen Stefani dressed as a nun.

And who rated this thread 1-star? This is some of the realest shiit on here right now.

[TheThiefsTheme]

that song is fukkin GARBAGE.

[GreenzEmpress12]

that song is fukkin GARBAGE.

Agreed

[B-lac]

song sucks...annoyin-ass beat....

smarten up neptunes...

[Profasi]

I just saw the video to this (of course I had to do more than just hear the song, since we all know where the real meat of this product is), and I give it a big thumbs down. This person sure knows how to pick horrible first singles. She better come with something hotter on singles 2-5 like she did last time. I gave her a pass in 2005 because I like the way they used computers to make her look 18 again in all her videos, and because of the clothes they made her wear and how slutty they made this 38-year-old wife and mother act in order to convince 14-year-old girls to take her for a role model, but I ain't gonna be down with this new project unless she turns the slut factor up to 11 again. And as it is now she's just acting "creative" and "weird" again like she did last time with that Alice in Wonderland shiit. Get the hell out of here with that stuff, bittch, you ain't Madonna or Bjork, no one gives a **** about how "interesting" you think you are.

Who the hell produced this bull**** or do I even have to ask? I don't care how rich he is, that alien-head negro needs to spend more time in the basement giving Clipse better beats instead of wasting his time doing this just to get a piece of 38-year-old bleach-blonde white woman ass that's already had two kids come stretching it out.
:laugh::laugh:

5 stars.

[yaga]

I had no idea Gwen was 38.

Can someone fact check that sh*t?

That's f*cking WILD.

[Chewizzle]

I had no idea Gwen was 38.
Can someone fact check that sh*t?
That's f*cking WILD.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwen_Stefani

[flapjacks]

I had no idea Gwen was 38.
Can someone fact check that sh*t?
That's f*cking WILD.
Oh fukk. I had no idea when I typed it either. If someone asked me seriously, I'd have guessed 34 or so, and I just said "38" because that's the stereotypical old age at the moment ("You 38 and you still rappin ugh" and all that).

But I just clicked on that wiki link and it turns out she's actually 37 for real?? :eek:

smh @ Interscope peddling a woman OLDER THAN A LOT OF THESE 14-year-old girls' MOTHERS, having someone OLDER THAN THEIR MOMS teach them how to act slutty and give them "what boys want" and all that. It's insane. I gotta admit, the deceitfulness of it all turns me on in a way...:weirdo:

[ALCHEMY]

To be fair, you guys care way to much about age anyway.

[THE 101]

I love the song...its one of those joints...a little like Fergie's London Bridge that is so stupid and rediculous that its dope. The synths that come on the chourse are so catchy...once you hear it you can't get it out of your head.

Can't believe shes 37 though. Damn.

[flapjacks]

The album leaked.

[iN tHe stReetZ nIqqa]

song sucks...annoyin-ass beat....

smarten up neptunes...
:laugh: :yes:

btw i just dl'd it for my girl and im a few songs into it.. so far its ok.. except for that single which is garbage..

[Skee-lo]

Half of its leftovers from L.A.M.B, and the drop in quality is obvious.

[flapjacks]

Half of its leftovers from L.A.M.B, and the drop in quality is obvious.

I listened to 4-5 songs of this while I j/o'd last week.

All I have to say is :thumbsdow "Thanks for nothing."

I'll give it another chance whenever she drops her next vid.

[Juicer]

This can't be music, it just can't.

[XXX Pharoahe]

Half of its leftovers from L.A.M.B, and the drop in quality is obvious.

yeah its a big continuation of it.

Still id say there are 4 or 5 very good joints on this album
the one with Akon is cool

[Skee-lo]

yeah its a big continuation of it.
Still id say there are 4 or 5 very good joints on this album
the one with Akon is cool


Def. agree about the Akon song, I actually really like it, quite surprised by it (not the fact I like it, but just the way it sounds, its very good).

I just wish there were more songs like this. LAMB had a great feel of randomness with the Andre 3000 tracks, fewer Neptunes but better quality, and then stuff like Crash which is quality.

I'm (bizzarely) pretty disappointed when I think about it actually haha.

[Clem]

I like this record waaaay more than L.A.M.B. haven't heard one weak track so far.

EDIT: Oh wait, here goes a Swizz Beats track.

[AnotherGirl]

This can't be music, it just can't.
my thoughts exactly.

[Meteret1]

This sh*t's worse than Abu Ghraib.