Who the frukk want what?!

[Anthony Michael Hall]

I can rap, I can act, I can even sing yall
And don't think for a second I didn't slay Molly Ringwald
I hit that firecrotch rocking a fly swatch
While drinking sprite and scotch I gave her my giant cock.
I'm Anthony fukking Michael Hall,
You want a sweet 16? I'm the guy to call
I'm a skinny as fukk but I have giant balls,
Catch me in the girl's bathroom, hiding in the stalls
Spying at the broads, their vaginas are soft
I'm not a stud, I'm not a thug, and I'm not on drugs
But I've bagged more babes than Hugh Grant when he's drunk
I'm that little punk, hitting on girls on the bus
I get called a *** a lot, but I don't care, I brag a lot
I'm king of the dipwads, getting your chick hot
Slinging a big schlong, she's licking my big wad
I'm wicked at ping pong, I got girls in the palm,
Like I'm King Kong, I'm hitting a big bong,
I lied, I'm on drugs like Lyndsay Lohan
Sniffin' coke man, I failed my drug program
In 84, I had my wood between Demi Moore like a see saw
I beat raw, when she was a teen whore
Ashton got sloppy twenty-thirds, you can't top me word
I'm the omni-nerd.

Fukk Corey Feldman and anyone that's down with him.

I'm out dude!

[illpoppa]

you for real and tell me what your sniffin

[Advent Verbal Kent]

Hahaha!

[Advent Verbal Kent]

Hahaha!

[illpoppa]

let me say this so there is no confusion i mean to say are you for real and what are you sniffin.

[Advent Verbal Kent]

He said it right here man...

I lied, I'm on drugs like Lyndsay Lohan
Sniffin' coke man, I failed my drug program



This verse cracked me up....no pun intended.



AvK

[ONE_MIC_ETERNAL]

First you like anthony micheal hall
And should be slapped if you said molly ringwald
but we gon let you slide to day, cause
you already gettin laughs from avk,
and with what he thought was funny
nothin compared to you sayin that
you get called ***, and that your
sign in name is anthony micheal hall,
and that you like to brag..

You might make homo's wish they was ***,...

[illpoppa]

too crucial