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Verbinh
09-21-06, 12:40 AM
He-Man Freestyle (Dedication To Ludacris)

Your Girl’s cyst is thicker than a goats dyck
Mucous overload make the snot in my nose stick
When I bust in ya girl’s mouth…
She sayin’ it sweeter than a Hostess
I’m No Whiz
But if you’re guessing whether it’s skeet or snow…
Let’s just say I got the cold jizz
Act elementary, too grown like I’m an old kid
Dudes bare no arms so I shoot first
Then give ‘em origami and tell a mothafukka to fold this!
Hoes ask me if they could fly in my G4
But when they whine I’m like, “WHY YOU ACTIN’ LIKE A GROWN BYTCH!?”
My parents wear head-bands in the sweat shop cuz they good with sewin’ stitch
Tried 2 cruise through the hood but a broad stood in the way…
So I landed in a corroded ditch
Couldn’t understand when I rhyme I would cough up a lung...
Probably cuz my flow sick.
Now when I’m back in the hood my friends laugh cuz my clothes fit
Grandma asked if I washed my ass and I reply to the hag…
SHO’ DID!
And I was ready for my date, but she flaked
No big deal cuz I’m a broke SIMP!!!



*sighs*


HEEE MMMAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Verbinh
10-05-06, 05:32 PM
That shiit was fukkin' hot.


Can i atleast get an LOL or two?


:(

Invisible Vision
10-10-06, 11:38 PM
:(


my thoughts exactly