MESO
05-16-06, 10:49 AM
Before I had a chance to start
They told me I couldn't make it
I was to be a corny lame, a misfit, an outkast.
I received a list of stats proving that the odds were against me succeeding
I've always had to face my problems alone
My father told me that I would need to make twice his salary to own a home
He gave me a work ethic, usually unmatched by coworkers that have made it a requirement that I overachieve
Tommorrow's news:
'The average white male will not reach the age of 21'
'White on White violence'
'I would date you, but you're too ghetto, where are the 'good' White men?'
'Today, Bill O'Really speaks on the plight of the White male in America'
'White Entertainment Television will air a special program tonight on how athletes are being required to wear bling and various ethnic symbols to appeal to the younger crowds attending WNBA games. Athletes are responding to the commisioners ruling by wearing three piece suits.'
'Hockey players are overpaid and obnoxious and it's a shame how violent the sport has become. These thugs are being paid too much, who cares what they think!'
'Country music singer Garth Books was gunned down today after a concert in West Virginia. Books was accused of throwing water into the crowd, inciting violence from the locals and violating his probation after police found a loaded shotgun in the window of his truck. The Country Music Task Force is investigating the incident. Book's bodyguard was also arrested and charged for assault and resisting arrest after pushing an undercover officer away from the stage. The Country Music Positivity Club will hold a seminar on CMC to discuss the recent rash of violence in the Country community.'
'New studies today show that 25 Million Americans will die from the AIDS virus next year. President Mtume will request that the African National Congress send 10 million dollars to the American continent to combat the virus. The State of Nebraska has an AIDS rate of 70%.'
'A teary eyed Keissha Cole speaks on her new adoption of an impoverished White kid from Nebraska and how education is the key to solving Nebraska's AIDS problems'
'President Mtume along with Secretary of State, Jessica Pimpson, made it clear today that America must destroy it's guns and halt testing of new assault rifles and smart bombs. There is suspicion that America has been selling it's arsenal to radical Freedom Rights Activist in Canada. UN weapons inspectors have been kicked out of the country. Pimpson insists that Africa will use whatever means necessary to assure that these weapons have been destroyed.'
'Bruce Springsteed would like to clarify his statement that President Mtume does not care about White people.'
They told me I couldn't make it
I was to be a corny lame, a misfit, an outkast.
I received a list of stats proving that the odds were against me succeeding
I've always had to face my problems alone
My father told me that I would need to make twice his salary to own a home
He gave me a work ethic, usually unmatched by coworkers that have made it a requirement that I overachieve
Tommorrow's news:
'The average white male will not reach the age of 21'
'White on White violence'
'I would date you, but you're too ghetto, where are the 'good' White men?'
'Today, Bill O'Really speaks on the plight of the White male in America'
'White Entertainment Television will air a special program tonight on how athletes are being required to wear bling and various ethnic symbols to appeal to the younger crowds attending WNBA games. Athletes are responding to the commisioners ruling by wearing three piece suits.'
'Hockey players are overpaid and obnoxious and it's a shame how violent the sport has become. These thugs are being paid too much, who cares what they think!'
'Country music singer Garth Books was gunned down today after a concert in West Virginia. Books was accused of throwing water into the crowd, inciting violence from the locals and violating his probation after police found a loaded shotgun in the window of his truck. The Country Music Task Force is investigating the incident. Book's bodyguard was also arrested and charged for assault and resisting arrest after pushing an undercover officer away from the stage. The Country Music Positivity Club will hold a seminar on CMC to discuss the recent rash of violence in the Country community.'
'New studies today show that 25 Million Americans will die from the AIDS virus next year. President Mtume will request that the African National Congress send 10 million dollars to the American continent to combat the virus. The State of Nebraska has an AIDS rate of 70%.'
'A teary eyed Keissha Cole speaks on her new adoption of an impoverished White kid from Nebraska and how education is the key to solving Nebraska's AIDS problems'
'President Mtume along with Secretary of State, Jessica Pimpson, made it clear today that America must destroy it's guns and halt testing of new assault rifles and smart bombs. There is suspicion that America has been selling it's arsenal to radical Freedom Rights Activist in Canada. UN weapons inspectors have been kicked out of the country. Pimpson insists that Africa will use whatever means necessary to assure that these weapons have been destroyed.'
'Bruce Springsteed would like to clarify his statement that President Mtume does not care about White people.'