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theman080
03-23-06, 05:02 PM
The bottom line is, I know these writers is scared
So when I run up in they shyt, they aint rightly prepared
I'm swipin em bare, strip ya shyt quick or throw ya life in the air
I'll catch Dipstick with his bytch clique for a quick hit
Stare his eyes at the barrell, snatch his Irish apparell
Saw the kid re-mix and he spotted me too, started tryin to move
Escape the scene quick before I dotted his crew
They all broke off but I caught em later smokin on trees
He screamed "Dog don't please" while he handed over his cheese
Startin bumpin some real **** wit the heat panned right
Till I saw W.I.Z.E and broke off wit his cheap ass mic
I heard the boy wordsmyth had a iced out cross
I told em take it off, he said "right now dog?"
The buzz was #1 had copped a ride, I'm not surprised
But he sure was when the shots had fried, I said stop or die
So I broke off with his whip was almost back at my house
Till I saw Cali Bud and smacked the grill out his mouth
I made a nice catch without havin to fire the chrome
Caught an idea, darted to the retirement home
Saw Verbal Kent makin up anotha screen name
You'd have to freeze frame to see how quick seized chains
So after that shyt and anotha night wit some crimes
I hit the bar so I can heighten my mind before i tightin my time
I saw Universe in the back gettin drunk and writin some rhymes
I grabbed em out of his seat so his heat was out of his reach
Had em by his collar and said "Get out what I need."
I caught the kid Courtdog tryin to rob Props, lined up a top shot
Clipped em each in they side, both of em dropped hot
I ran Courts pockets he wasn't really hommo worthy
So I let em live, and spit on his Propaganda Toronto jersey
But Props knew as soon as he seen me hold the duece
He took off his limestone chain and his fake rolex too
I got a tip from this kid, said where I could choke gr0ss
Waited wit tha glock cocked, but no surprise he no showed
I spotted Eternal Reflection instead, pointed his dad's tek at his head
He made a move to flee, I said "another step and your dead"
He turned around and said "Look don't hit with the bomb.
Just give me a week to pay dawg, I live wit my mom
And that deal you heard I got, that record I pressed
I'm gettin extorted like a bytch, not a red cent from my next check."
Guess I was feelin nice, let this fake walk his moves
But not before I made em take of his shoesor they'll chalk his tomb
I caught Empty Clipz at the drug spot, dun drop, before ya hear the gun pop
I shrugged shots, hit the ex-con in his head, took his wallet and left

#1rapper
03-23-06, 05:58 PM
::#1 recalls theman choking him for the keys to his ride::

<<#1 leaves the thread with thoughts of fear>>

Irish-dipstick
03-25-06, 08:13 AM
:laugh: @ the man and all these net rapping mutherfukers.


i no i annoy u people thatz y i do what i do i can rhyme i just dont want to if i did i wouldn't of put my name as Irish-Dipstick would i think about it u lame faggots.

CrAsHCoUrSe
03-30-06, 10:27 PM
:laugh: funny concept, sounds like a much improved version of 50 or sum shyt

theman080
03-31-06, 03:21 PM
im theman :smoker:

W.I.Z.E.
04-04-06, 04:56 PM
a fair attempt...I chuckled at parts...

Con FusIon
04-14-06, 01:18 PM
not really feeling it... nothing spectucalr to me. Flow is cool but the lyrics don't have any punch, that's all. Respect the attempt, though.

gr0ss
04-17-06, 01:26 PM
I got a tip from this kid, said where I could choke gr0ss
Waited wit tha glock cocked, but no surprise he no showed


:laugh:

you piece of ****.

Invisible Vision
04-17-06, 07:34 PM
this wasn't all that special


recycled idea


but some of the parts made me cracka smile....i remember when i used to get mentioned in these shlts....

*sighs reminiscingly*

stay up

Propaganda
04-17-06, 09:04 PM
[QUOTE=theman080]

So I let em live, and spit on his Propaganda Toronto jersey
But Props knew as soon as he seen me hold the duece
He took off his limestone chain and his fake rolex too
/QUOTE]

:grrr:

FU!

Crayon Flux
04-23-06, 03:34 AM
Applaud the effort but I'm shaking my head at the outcome.

The past ghosts of this site are rolling in their graves ( no disrespect to those who actually have passed away, I'm refferring to screen names who have faded into obscurity ).

And :grrr: at none of my aliases being in there, I guess I've been too absent for my own good.